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Rabu rabu potion~

♥ Love Potion Meme ♥

1 ♥ Your character is now under the influence of a love potion. Whether they ingested it, inhaled it, or downloaded it, it's now magically in control of their emotions.

2 ♥ Whomever tags your character is the first person/robot/troll they see, and in keeping with love potion tradition, they are now hopelessly in love with that character. However they may not feel the same way...

3 ♥ Drama! Passion! Violence! Chaos! Sloppy make-outs! All set to a soap opera soundtrack. Go wild!

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[ look at all this love. look at it. ]

[Karkat, you are being POKED IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD SO HARD.]

Hi, fuckass!

[ that was the most romantic headpoke + insult combo you have ever experienced in your life. who is this beautiful being of love who you are now suddenly willing to devote all your sweeps to? who is this breathtaking lovebeast of burden that you wish to pamper with carefully crafted insults and feed grubcorn to in a darkened theater? who is th--

oh fuck.

jaedri. ]

U-Uh. Um, uh. Hey. Uh.

[Jaedri giggles and waves a little.]

Heehee, what's wrong, Karkat? Purrbeast got your tongue?

Yeah... [ Sorry, not even paying attention to her words at this point. Too fascinated by how the light reflects off her horns and teeth when she speaks.

Siiiiiiiiiiiiigh--

Wait, she asked something. ]

W-Wait, what? I, uh. Shit, what the fuck did you say again? I wasn't-- I mean, I was listening, but not to you-- No, no, fuck, fuck, fuck, that's-- I'm trying to ask--

FUCK. [ you are so terrible at this. ]

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[Blink blink.]

Uh.

Are you having a stroke?

NO.

Then what the heck's the matter with you!

[She puts her hand to his forehead to check for a fever.]

[ oh my goooosshhhh first contacccttttt desuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu ]

[and then everything was maximum awks]

[ i hate you. ]

Jack. [ THE NAME IS LIKE TROLL ANGELINA JOLIE SIGHING INTO TROLL BRAD PITT'S SHOULDER AFTER A HIGHLY EMOTIONAL SCENE THAT INVOLVED JOLIE LEARNING SELF DEFENSE AND THEN DISCOVERING SOME CRAZY FLOATING LIGHT PYRAMID. YOU FEEL A SWOON COMING ON, AND YOU ARE CERTAIN THAT, IN THE MOST ROMANTIC WAY EVER, JACK WOULD STAB YOU ON YOUR WAY TO THE GROUND. YOU ARE OVERCOME WITH SO MANY EMOTIONS, YOU ARE LOCKED IN PLACE, STARING VACANTLY. ]

[Karkat is staring vacantly at him, looking like he might swoon at any moment.

Jack stares back for a little while, then politely asks him what his fucking deal is, and by "asks" I mean "stabs," because instead of any of that he's just stabbing Karkat in the side.]

Cut that out, it's fucking creepy.

[ KARKAT WILL CHERISH THAT STABWOUND ALWAYS. IT IS HIS FAVORITE. ]

Sorry.

[ yeah, not going to stop any time soon. ]

[Hiccup is not watching where he's going. He's fiddling with what looks like half a walk-man he's gone and fished out of the junkyard. He walks right into Karkat's back.]

Oooh, uh. Whoops. My bad.

Watch where you're fucking going, you disgustingly primitive--

[ Oh. Karkat stops, midrant, finger pointing threatening in Hiccup's direction.

Oh. ]

Who are you?

Uhhh.

Ahhhh...

[Hiccup stares back. He's yet to meet a troll. Karkat's curious opinion momentarily leaves him tongue-tied.]

[ That furious finger-point slowly lowers. why is he staring THIS IS A TERRIBLE INTRODUCTION ]

Wh-What? What are you staring at?

Ah--! Nothing. Nothing, I.

Was just. Admiring your...horns?

Is...is that what they are?

[That save is gonna get him a punch in the face, isn't it. Yikes.

Hiccup forces a smile, anyways. The phrase 'two for flinching' rings in his ears.]

What else would they be? I swear, you nookslurping fucknubbed humans just get stupider and stupider. It's like there's a goddamn graph-- the more time I spend in your unforgiving presence of failure, the more your think sponge shrivels and dies.

[ Stare. Stare. Stare. That was probably not the right thing to say to someone you wish to invite to the movies and hold hands with and maybe touch his furry vest thing that, under any other circumstance, would invite insults for eternity. ]

...That was all said with the greatest of fondness. Ha... Haha. Ha.

No, I was. Getting that impression.

[Hiccup's a little taken back. He's used to insults, but none so...intellegent.]

Honestly that was. That was all pretty creative. Think sponge. I'll have to, uh. Have to remember that one.

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Sup bro, what's all being sup with it and all?

[ Gamzee, the words flowing uselessly through your sopor-covered lips are like the most beautiful of poetries sung by a choir of grubs about to be culled. Karkat just wishes he could caress them gently while whispering sweet insults directly into your auricular sponge clots. ]

Uh.

Nothing. Why? Is there something up? Is there something I should be aware of and-slash-or something you want to tell me?

[Gamzee notices nothing amiss because all his friends are derps.] Nah, bro, but I guess if you want to come out and be all to feeding Harry with me you could be at doing that shit.

[ IT'S LIKE A DAAAATTEE--

no, that's stupid. even for karkat who is overflowing with pity at this point. ]

Oh, yeah. I-- That'd be cool. That's cool. [ KEEP CALM. SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT IN THE LEAST STRIDER-LIKE FASHION IMAGINABLE. ] Yeah.

[ He takes a few steps, stares at Gamzee, takes a few steps back and grabs his arm. ]

Well? Lead the fucking way.

[And because Gamzee's dumb he takes that as an indication to link arms with Karkat and start sort of bouncing off toward Harry.] Harry's probably all being getting hungry and all too, so I got some salmonbeasts for that motherfucker. You wanna try feeding him, my brother?

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