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singularityderp2011-08-18 01:40 pm
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Rabu rabu potion~

♥ Love Potion Meme ♥
1 ♥ Your character is now under the influence of a love potion. Whether they ingested it, inhaled it, or downloaded it, it's now magically in control of their emotions.
2 ♥ Whomever tags your character is the first person/robot/troll they see, and in keeping with love potion tradition, they are now hopelessly in love with that character. However they may not feel the same way...
3 ♥ Drama! Passion! Violence! Chaos! Sloppy make-outs! All set to a soap opera soundtrack. Go wild!

8)
Let's say hi to Jack.
Only instead of saying hi, let's just... wave a little.]
damn you o9
I FELT THE MOMENT I LAID EYES ON YOU?
MY PULSE IS RUSHING
MY HEAD IS REELING
MY FACE IS FLUSHING
OH WHAT IS THISokay no not doing musicals today, Jack is just gonna stare blankly at Eridan while he tries to figure out what the fuck is going on here.
and then he will awkwardly robowave back]
You shall never defeat me!!!
Goodness, why are you awkwardly robowaving back, Jack? Does this mean that he'll have to walk right up and over to him? Yeah, it certainly does.]
Hey Jack.
eridan-kun desu, you make my kokoro go dokidoki
His brain, realizing that a preteen is currently giving him all the boners, promptly committed suicide. There is no reason left in this wasteland of logic and decency. Only crushes on children half his age.]
...Fuck.
Kid, I am taking you out and buying you a drink. And that is all that is going to fucking happen.
uguu. oh jack-sama, make me feel like a man~~
anyways, look at all of these mixed signals Eridan is getting. These possibly romantic signals and shit. Man, especially since that last conversation, everything was all awkward.
He scratches the back of his head, trying to force a smile. HOW DOES I TAKE OFFERS???]
You are, huh? Well, cool. Uh... Any occasion a why you're doin' it? [8Ia] ... Also what do you mean by "that's all that's gonna fuckin' happen"?