Rabu rabu potion~

[rustigedraak.livejournal.com]

♥ Love Potion Meme ♥

1 ♥ Your character is now under the influence of a love potion. Whether they ingested it, inhaled it, or downloaded it, it's now magically in control of their emotions.

2 ♥ Whomever tags your character is the first person/robot/troll they see, and in keeping with love potion tradition, they are now hopelessly in love with that character. However they may not feel the same way...

3 ♥ Drama! Passion! Violence! Chaos! Sloppy make-outs! All set to a soap opera soundtrack. Go wild!

Comments

why are you the literal worst

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[What]

[What is this feeling]

[It's sunshine]

[It's rainbows]

[It's a compulsion to MAKE OUT WITH THAT DISFIGURED STINKING HOBO WHO SHOULD BY ALL RIGHTS BE AN OMNIPOTENT DOG CHESSMAN OH MY FUCKING GOD YES]

Um. [hairtwiddle~] Hey, Jack. Hey.

[Is there eyelash-fluttering? HELL YEAH YOU BETTER FUCKING BELIEVE IT GODDAMN]

because i do wjayht i want

[gottakilldaves]

[just stopping and staring at her, what the fuck.]

...What the hell do you want, fairybitch?

...oh

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[what did he just call her]

[was that]

[WAS THAT A ~SPECIAL AFFECTIONATE NICKNAME~ OH GOD OH MAN HE MUST FEEL THE SAME WAY OH GOD OH MAN THIS IS SO FUCKING ROMANTIC]

Oh, I think you knoooooooow what I want, Squishy Human Jack.

[EYEBROW WIGGLE~]

/victory

[gottakilldaves]

To get shot in the face? 'Cause you're starting to piss me off-- the fuck is wrong with your eyes? [YOU KEEP WIGGLING YOUR EYEBROWS AND SHIT, ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE?]

NO. NO. IN THIS SCENARIO, *NOBODY WINS*

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

My eyes? [flutter flutter~] Why don't you take a look and see.

[Just going to STARE DEEPLY INTO YOUR EYES, JACK

...EYE

...WHATEVER THE POINT IS THIS SHIT IS ~ROMANTIC AS FUCK~, ARE YOU SEDUCED YET]