Rabu rabu potion~

[rustigedraak.livejournal.com]

♥ Love Potion Meme ♥

1 ♥ Your character is now under the influence of a love potion. Whether they ingested it, inhaled it, or downloaded it, it's now magically in control of their emotions.

2 ♥ Whomever tags your character is the first person/robot/troll they see, and in keeping with love potion tradition, they are now hopelessly in love with that character. However they may not feel the same way...

3 ♥ Drama! Passion! Violence! Chaos! Sloppy make-outs! All set to a soap opera soundtrack. Go wild!

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[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

[Just gonna... waltz right on by. Look at him go.]

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

[ It is at this point that Dave notices ]

[ ]

[ ...yeah, he's just going to stare for a few moments. gurl why you gotta wear those skinny jeans? Hipsters haven't ever looked this good. ]

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

[I'm sorry, did you say choice (http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpt5rlDnef1r1q3yso1_500.png) ass? I thought so.

However, don't count yourself unlucky, Dave. Eridan is certainly on better terms with you than the other Daves, so he'll just be stopping and turning around. Ahh. Yes. Mr. Narwhal, we meet again.]

Huh. Didn't notice you were even there.

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

[ see icon for dave's thoughts on eridan's ass ]
[ much like all this delicious ketchup he could just eat it up ]

Yeah, I'm pretty sweet like that. Striding like the motherfucking wind.

[ Just approaching. ]
[ God, is this asshole pathetic. And you mean that in the most pitiable way. ]

Sup on your end, broski.

YOU LOVE THIS PICTURE I KNOW IT

[chozobloodrites.livejournal.com]

DFCSDIF BWHY DO YOU KEEP USING THIS PICTURE ON ME

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

[ FWOOSH. In goes the suit, out comes the commodore. ]

[ That's not a thinly veiled double entendre or anything, Dave's just wearing his commodore outfit. He raises an eyebrow, all the way past his glasses, and speaks up. ]


Girl, you got ass for days.

BECAUSE IT IS THE BEST

[chozobloodrites.livejournal.com]

... What.

NO. NO IT IS NOT SDUGFOSHDIOUFGSHDfg

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

[ Letting loose with a whistle now. ]

Damn. The big girl... hass the ass. [ And now he's nodding appreciatively. ] Where do you even find a body like that? I mean, other than Heaven.

this meme does not have enough davecest

[featheryasshole]

Sup.

Re: this meme does not have enough davecest

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

[ An ironic nod. The most ironic nod. ]

I want your bod.

[ wat ]

[featheryasshole]

[Flat stare.]

Wanna do a trade?

pirate staring contest ready go

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

No, dude, that's fucking creepy. Prostitution laws and all that.

[ Stare. ]

What I'm trying to say here is that there needs to be some sprite-Knight macking. Like, now.

8|

[featheryasshole]

[...]

Dude. Are you high?

yo boi

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

[ JUST MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS HERE TRYING TO SET FIRE TO YOUR LAWNRING. ]

hay dude hay dude

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

[ yeah you set some fires ]



[ IN HIS HEART...... ]

[ Just going to lean out front and call in the blackest of tones: ]

Get the fuck off my lawn or I'm beating your ass up.

[ Haaaaah~ ]

ohbabby

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

[ YOU GET A MIDDLE FINGER FOR YOUR EFFORTS, STRIDER. ]

I'll leave when I'm done, fucknub. Until then, DEAL WITH IT.

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

[ Just hopping down to the yard, hands in pockets. ]

Last warning, grubfucker.

[ Oh, how he hopes you don't leave~! ]

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

[ Karkat actually pauses in his fire-setting to give Dave a 'what the fuck' stare. No, seriously. Who the hell jumps out a window for this?

But the stare lasts about 4.13 seconds, because Karkat is turning his back on Dave to resume creating fire. ]

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

[ Dave strides forward, grabbing Karkat's shoulder, spinning him around and CREATING SOME FIRES OF HIS OWN. ]

[ With his tongue. ]
[ And fangs. ]


[ awwwwww yeeehhhhhhh ]


[ The flames start to spread, completely unnoticed by Dave in his black fury. ]

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

[ jkghdfjksghdfuihsgiudfhygioufhogifdgdfsgfjklhLKJHLFKJDSHLG KFHSLGKJFDISUGFODYSIGUHGFSD--

That's the only way to describe the muffled noises coming from Karkat's mouth as 1) Dave furiously and hatefully invades his mouth, 2) Karkat's pants leg catches on fire, and 3) he starts to defend his mouth with his own tongue.

Eventually, his claws make their way to the collar of Dave's shirt, digging in, twisting in the fabric, before he brings up his other hand (as a fist), AND PUNCHES THAT ASSHOLE IN THE FACE. ]

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

[ HELL ]
[ FUCKING ]
[ YES ]

[ He actually hisses when the sensation of claws and fist kicks in. God damn, he's been waiting for this. One hand reaches up, tangling in Karkat's hair before yanking himself back to the troll's face. ]

You are the most pathetic shit I've ever seen- [ YANK, YANK ] -you little nubfuck.

[ LEANING IN AND BITING ON THE LOBE OF YOUR EAR NOW ]


[ HARD ]

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

[ His free hand scrabbles over Strider's face, knocking at his sunglasses, trying to pap them off. It's a little hard to focus on that task, though. Especially considering the blow his dignity takes when he gasps like a wiggler who just discovered his shame globes.

But he gets them off, and fucking throws those shitty glasses in revenge. All of this is accompanied by a harsh whisper in Dave's ear: ]

Fuck you, you worthless, softskinned nooksucker. Everything you touches turns to failure, and it's your goddamn fault.

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

[ He took your glasses. ]

[ He took your fucking glasses. ]

[ Half a year of jealousy, anger, and repressed troll instincts pop up at once. You're mad about Sollux's leanings towards him, you're mad about how he treats Jade, you're mad about how he makes you feel this way- ]

[ You don't hiss at him so much as scream, charging, grabbing and pulling forward as hard as you can. You don't want to continue this conversation - that's time that could be spent inflicting pain or making out. ]

[ So if your plan goes well, both of you will topple straight the fuck forward, into the flame (and prime makeout position). ]

Stop pushing your own goddamn insecurities onto me!

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

[ SHIT IS ON FIRE KARKAT'S PANTS ARE ON FIRE and this is hot in more ways than one, oh goodness gracious.

Thankfully, though, toppling on the ground and wallowing around puts out the physical fires. The disgusting smell of singed clothing is in the air, but that's not important right now.

What's important is trying to keep on top of Strider, punching and hair pulling, poking at his eyes, and making sure he can't retort due to Karkat's lips and teeth over his mouth. ]