Rabu rabu potion~

[rustigedraak.livejournal.com]

♥ Love Potion Meme ♥

1 ♥ Your character is now under the influence of a love potion. Whether they ingested it, inhaled it, or downloaded it, it's now magically in control of their emotions.

2 ♥ Whomever tags your character is the first person/robot/troll they see, and in keeping with love potion tradition, they are now hopelessly in love with that character. However they may not feel the same way...

3 ♥ Drama! Passion! Violence! Chaos! Sloppy make-outs! All set to a soap opera soundtrack. Go wild!

Comments

[catchthebrit.livejournal.com]

Oh, ah, er. Anywhere, I... I suppose!

[ As long as it's with you ]

But.

But... the door, to the house, I mean ... it's locked! Locked entirely, no... point of entry. So that's... that's not an option!

[ He's actually not lying about that, but he would have lied (poorly) and said it was if it wasn't. ]

[featheryasshole]

[Sigh.]

Well, how about I take you there anyway and. [Bluh.] Protect you from the scary wolves until someone shows up to open the door.

[catchthebrit.livejournal.com]

[ Oh thank god the ploy about the wolves worked! genius ]

Oh! Oh yes, you, sittin' there. Side by side, with me.

That'd be great, y'know! I mean, no objections, here. At all, I mean none.

[featheryasshole]

...Right.

[This is a horrible idea, isn't it. Still, he can just ditch the bot when they get there. Not like it can come after him.]

Wheatley drives the awkward train he is the conductor

[catchthebrit.livejournal.com]

D-Did anyone ever, y'know, just curious... tell you how warm your hands are?

I mean, this... this is coming from someone w-with a cold chassis, or, er, maybe it's w-warm I don't really know I can't feel, it. Y'know I just... I just have a few temperature gauges on it, I just.

....

... R-Regardless they're... they're quite warm.

choo choo~

[featheryasshole]

...

What the fuck are you talking about.

Re: choo choo~

[catchthebrit.livejournal.com]

Oh, I just. I just mean they're... they're nice

Your hands.

As in... the temperature of them.

Since, obviously my chassis can't... well you see it can't actually tell the texture of them.

But.

But I'm... I-I'm sure yours are whatever texture is just... good, delightful, even, I'm sure.

[featheryasshole]

Dude, can you stop talking about what my hands feel like? It's getting creepy.

1/2

[catchthebrit.livejournal.com]

Oh, oh I didn't... I didn't mean it like that. No, I didn't. No trust me that's just the furthest from my intentions, I mean.

2/2 - in which I realize I need to acquire a seductive Wheatley icon

[catchthebrit.livejournal.com]

...

...

... Unless I mean you're okay with that

jhsgdjkfdhjdhlkjhkj yes you do also 1/2

[featheryasshole]

no actually 2/3

[featheryasshole]

3/3

[featheryasshole]

No. I am not okay with that.

[Sorry, Wheatley. You're getting dropped right now.]

wheatley heartbroken and on the ground ... and now I think it's totally time for bed.

[catchthebrit.livejournal.com]

[ Crying forever ]

No!

Oof! D-Don't do that please it HURTS! I mean, I mean it's okay! I forgive you!

I just!

I mean!

Oh no this is just terrible why did I even oh no oh no this is just...

[featheryasshole]

[Stare.]

Whatever.

Bye, moron.