IC TRUTH OR DARE MEME

[scratchback.livejournal.com]

TRUTH OR DARE

♦ Post with your character.
♣ Respond to others asking for a Truth or Dare
♠ If you think their Truth is false, call Bullshit.
♥ If they're found to be Bullshitting, they have to preform a Dare. ANY DARE. NO EXCUSES.
♦ If they're not Bullshitting, you have to take their Dare.
♣ You can only lie when you're answering a Truth, because fuck you.
♠ If you refuse a Dare first, you have to take a second Dare or honestly respond to a Truth. NO BACKING OUT.
♥ ToD 1 & ToD 2

Comments

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

Yeah; try it and I'll break part of you off and shove it back in somewhere else.

[Sorry robro, Shepard isn't going to let you pick her up with the mild assurance that the end result will be relatively pleasant. You'd best get on those knees. Much like everyone else who gets to kiss her and live.]

[scratchback.livejournal.com]

Mmm... no. We're doing this my way.

[ Bitch please, he doesn't get down on his knees for your kind.

So yeah, there's a giant hand darting forward to try and grab Shepard. He moves surprisingly fast for a huge metal fairy. ]

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[Oh no you didn't--You may have a handful of Shepard, but that's less ideal than it sounds. Especially when she's all armed and pissed off.

(This is odd, Shepard usually takes so kindly to robots who grab her unexpectedly.)]

You have three seconds to let go. Any part of you touching me after that is forfeit.

[scratchback.livejournal.com]

Really now, it's just a kiss. No need to get so aggressive.

[ He's just gonna use two hands to try and make sure she doesn't have any arms free before he brings her anywhere near his face. ]

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[Shepard just looks all the disgusted. This Robot was assaulting her to make out? What the hell was wrong with her life.]

No. Just. No.

[Silly robro, Shepard doesn't need hands to vanguard headbutt you in the face. Were it anyone but Shepard, biotically headbutting a robot might seem like a bad idea.

Good thing she's had all those concussions.]

[scratchback.livejournal.com]

Too bad. I need to get this over with. Besides, it's not like you need to kiss back.

[ GONNA RISK IT and just be as quick as he can in leaning in and attempting to peck her on the cheek. ]

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[Heavy risk...and no prize. Not quick enough. Have a biotically charged headbutt. Does it count as a kiss if she manages to slam him in the mouth? Probably not.]

[scratchback.livejournal.com]

Aagh--!

[ Goddammit she hits hard for a meatbag. He'd be impressed if it wasn't him she'd just thoroughly clonked. He staggers back slightly, clutching at his face with one hand. She's momentarily forgotten as he gropes rather wildly at himself, looking for any damage. ]

If you've scratched anything I'll take you apart!

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[You are clearly not a battle drone, prissy pants. Also: for a guy who was about to forcibly make out with a heavily armed woman, you're also pretty easily distracted.]

Buff it out.

[Oh-hi, pistol.]

Now put me down; that is, unless you can come up with a terribly convincing reason for me not to put a few hundred holes in your precious paint job. [Also: your face.]