http://scratchback.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] scratchback.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] singularityderp2011-09-24 10:14 pm
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IC TRUTH OR DARE MEME

TRUTH OR DARE


♦ Post with your character.
♣ Respond to others asking for a Truth or Dare
♠ If you think their Truth is false, call Bullshit.
♥ If they're found to be Bullshitting, they have to preform a Dare. ANY DARE. NO EXCUSES.
♦ If they're not Bullshitting, you have to take their Dare.
♣ You can only lie when you're answering a Truth, because fuck you.
♠ If you refuse a Dare first, you have to take a second Dare or honestly respond to a Truth. NO BACKING OUT.
♥ ToD 1 & ToD 2
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[identity profile] scorpiowned.livejournal.com 2011-09-26 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
What? I'm a person—?

What kind of question is that?

[identity profile] selfkismesis.livejournal.com 2011-09-26 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
I ASK THE QUESTIONS HERE.

You're in that retarded armor everyone and their fucking broodmates wear. What the fuck's up with that? Are you like some kind of a crazy pseudo-robot cult?

[identity profile] scorpiowned.livejournal.com 2011-09-26 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
Yea, actually, we're a robot cult. It's called The Army and we worship "Command". Seriously hardcore, dangerous shit.

[identity profile] selfkismesis.livejournal.com 2011-09-26 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ stare. stare. stare. Karkat's paranoid conspiracy theorist beliefs were never right. Therefore... ]

I'm calling bullshit.

[identity profile] scorpiowned.livejournal.com 2011-09-26 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
(RUDE THIS IS THE FACE OF TRUTH.



the.... helmet..... of truth.) What! What about that isn't believable?

[identity profile] scorpiowned.livejournal.com 2011-09-26 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
(BUT....) You aren't even going to ask for my number first? Jesus.

[identity profile] selfkismesis.livejournal.com 2011-09-26 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
That was a dare, by the way. In case you were too notoriously retarded to notice. My suspicions must be confirmed.

[identity profile] scorpiowned.livejournal.com 2011-09-26 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
(HHNNGGG fine he hates this stupid armor anyway. the helmet can come off then. look, he has a face!) There, you baby.

[identity profile] selfkismesis.livejournal.com 2011-09-26 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ hmmmmm HMMMMMMMMMMMMM HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM ]

You're a shitty human, but that's acceptable. Now hold still, asshole. One last check. [ karkat needs to pap at your face. PAP PAP PAP ]

[identity profile] scorpiowned.livejournal.com 2011-09-26 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
(richard what on earth!!!) What the hell are you doing?

[identity profile] selfkismesis.livejournal.com 2011-09-26 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
I've got to make sure it's not like.... [ PAP ] painted or some shit. ROBOTS ARE TRICKY, OKAY.

[ We are done. We are at peace. Suddenly, Karkat understands so much more about the world. ]

[identity profile] scorpiowned.livejournal.com 2011-09-26 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
Really. (SQUINTS... you in danger gurl.) Hey. Truth or dare.

[identity profile] selfkismesis.livejournal.com 2011-09-26 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
[ There is only a moment's hesitation. The manliness wafting off Karkat in this moment is undeniable. Unlike ten girls playing Truth or Dare in junior high, Karkat goes straight for the kill. ]

Dare.

[identity profile] scorpiowned.livejournal.com 2011-09-26 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
I dare you to find a real robot and declare your undying love and loyalty to it.

[identity profile] selfkismesis.livejournal.com 2011-09-26 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
[ and then that manliness explodes in a burst of My Little Hoofbeasts and sparkles. whoops. ]

No. [ GAG. ]

[identity profile] scorpiowned.livejournal.com 2011-09-26 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
You can't say no to a dare.

[identity profile] selfkismesis.livejournal.com 2011-09-26 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
Watch me.

[ this icon is what is happening right the fuck now. ]

[identity profile] scorpiowned.livejournal.com 2011-09-26 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
(LFKOSFHI these greytrash moms need to teach their crotchwads some manners.) Fine, I can either give you a different one or give you a truth if you're too scared to actually do a dare. Choice is yours.

[identity profile] selfkismesis.livejournal.com 2011-09-26 12:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not cluckbeasting out, dumbshit. I only accept superior dares, and if you're going to sit around, thumbs up your goddamn wastechute, issuing the demands of the mentally incapable, you're just wasting my precious AND HIGHLY SOUGHT AFTER time. Get a better dare!

[identity profile] scorpiowned.livejournal.com 2011-09-26 01:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Yea, yea. For the rest of the day whenever someone says your name, you have to make a... (what is this word LMFAO.) —uh, loud and obvious cluckbeast noise before you can say anything to them.

I dare you, or whatever. Make it realistic, too.

[identity profile] selfkismesis.livejournal.com 2011-09-26 01:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Accepted.
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