IC TRUTH OR DARE MEME

[scratchback.livejournal.com]

TRUTH OR DARE

♦ Post with your character.
♣ Respond to others asking for a Truth or Dare
♠ If you think their Truth is false, call Bullshit.
♥ If they're found to be Bullshitting, they have to preform a Dare. ANY DARE. NO EXCUSES.
♦ If they're not Bullshitting, you have to take their Dare.
♣ You can only lie when you're answering a Truth, because fuck you.
♠ If you refuse a Dare first, you have to take a second Dare or honestly respond to a Truth. NO BACKING OUT.
♥ ToD 1 & ToD 2

Comments

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

I fucking refuse. I am a dare-issuing machine, ready to lay dare-themed terror on all those who pick truth. NOW ASK FOR A DARE, PYROPE.

[pythianjudgment]

Nope dot j-p-g. Truth or nothing. What's it going to be?

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

Nothing.

[pythianjudgment]

[Shrugshrug.] Okay then. Your loss.

[And she will just merrily go on her way, dootdootdoot.]

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

W-Wait, what, no! GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE, PYROPE. YOU CAN'T BACK OUT OF THIS. YOU CAN'T ESCAPE THIS GAME.

[pythianjudgment]

I'm not backing out. You said nothing. Game over, you lose.

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

Fuck you! There's only one loser here, and it's you! You want a goddamn truth?! I'LL GIVE YOU A GODDAMN TRUTH!

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SO INFURIATING?!

[pythianjudgment]

Because when your blood starts pumping violently in agitation, I can smell that savory flavor so much better.

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

...



[ suddenly didn't want to know that. ]

[pythianjudgment]

[Grin grin grin grin grin grin...]

Just kidding. Whoops, that was a lie.

Guess I owe you a dare.

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

[ ... ]

Alright, dare. I fucking dare you to tell me if you lied about lying just now.

[pythianjudgment]

...

That's not the main reason why I'm so infuriating.

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

Okay, good. Acceptable answer.

[pythianjudgment]

[Gringringringringrin gonna keep grinning forever.]

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

Here's a dare: stop smiling like that.

[pythianjudgment]

Nope. You didn't ask through the proper channel. I don't have to obey.

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

Dare or dare.

[pythianjudgment]

Truth.

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

Why the fuck do you like THAT ONE COLOR THAT I AM NOT GOING TO SAY OUTLOUD so much? Don't give me all that "it tastes the best" bullshit.

[pythianjudgment]

...But what if that's the reason?

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

So there's no secret agenda? No "Oh, man, I love the smell of Karkat's suffering!" bullshit?

[pythianjudgment]

Do you have a favorite smell? Or a favorite food?

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

No.

[ says the guy who lived on cupcakes for three weeks. ]

[pythianjudgment]

[She doesn't believe you, Karkat. But she'll let it slide.]

Some smells and tastes just click with people. Let's use smell in this case.

You smell a certain scent and it just... makes you happy. And you want to just lose yourself in it because there isn't anything else that smells like that in the whole world.

Red smells the strongest. And the sweetest. It's kind of intoxicating.

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

[ He's surprisingly silent as she explains, and even a little bit after. Eventually, though: ]

God, you're fucking weird.