IC TRUTH OR DARE MEME

[scratchback.livejournal.com]

TRUTH OR DARE

♦ Post with your character.
♣ Respond to others asking for a Truth or Dare
♠ If you think their Truth is false, call Bullshit.
♥ If they're found to be Bullshitting, they have to preform a Dare. ANY DARE. NO EXCUSES.
♦ If they're not Bullshitting, you have to take their Dare.
♣ You can only lie when you're answering a Truth, because fuck you.
♠ If you refuse a Dare first, you have to take a second Dare or honestly respond to a Truth. NO BACKING OUT.
♥ ToD 1 & ToD 2

Comments

[tempus-mutantur.livejournal.com]

...what do you want.

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

Uh, not much? I mean, uh. We don't really talk much, and I just figured that we should since-- [ Jack hates you? ]

Truth or dare.

[tempus-mutantur.livejournal.com]

...

A'ight then.

Truth.

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

You can't choose truth.

[tempus-mutantur.livejournal.com]

Wow, really? Could've sworn I just did.

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

Your answer has been annulled.

[tempus-mutantur.livejournal.com]

Fine. Dare.

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

[ Karkat pauses, aware that his next words will be the most difficult and most terrible thing he will ever do. But it must be done.

It must be done. ]

Make out with me. Thirty seconds. Vriska has to watch.

[ Karkat's fist is in the air, counter-challenging the 'COME AT ME BRO' stance. This is a form of hitting on someone, right? ]

[tempus-mutantur.livejournal.com]

Dude.

This just reeks of desperation. You should at least buy me dinner first.

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

No. This is a one time thing only, and it will never happen again. Even if you find yourself completely enamored by my superior makeout abilities. If you want desperation, go talk to Eridan.

Now, let's get this hell over with.

[tempus-mutantur.livejournal.com]

I don't care about follow-up makeouts; I just want dinner. You should be grateful I'm not passing -- think I deserve a little filet fucking mignon for the trouble.

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

I've got two cookies in my pocket. You can have half of one after we're done.

[ A few steps closer... Oh god oh god oh god oh god. Karkat, very hesitantly, reaches forward and puts his hand on Dave's shoulder. ]

For the record, I hate my life. Just so you know.

[tempus-mutantur.livejournal.com]

Half a cookie? You really know how to make 'em swoon.

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

[ Karkat can't even respond. He's staring at Pink's lips with utmost horror across his face.


... ]

O-Oh fuck, I can't-- Oh my god.

[IGNORE ME PLS, FROM THE NEAREST SPACEBUSH]

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

SHUT UP AND SMOOCH, LOSERS!

[tempus-mutantur.livejournal.com]

We can't keep a lady waiting.

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

[ OH MY GOD.

OH MY FUCKING GOD.

LIFE IS TERRIBLE AND NOTHING IS BEAUTIFUL.

Karkat is screaming silently into Pink's mouth, and the world will never know the depths of his pain. Because Karkat is a man. Karkat is a real american hero, and he's going to thread the fingers of one hand through Pink's hair and flip Vriska off with the other. He is that smooth. ]

[tempus-mutantur.livejournal.com]

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

[ The cookies are easy enough to find, but unfortunately for Pink, they are crumbled and gross and covered in lint. Enjoy that.

Also Karkat is doing his best to keep your grossass tongue a far away from his mouth as possible. Get the fuck out of there, man. Get outttt. ]

[tempus-mutantur.livejournal.com]

This is seriously all I get?

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

[ Karkat, on the floor, the pinnacle of "hot mess." ]

Deal with it.

[tempus-mutantur.livejournal.com]

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

[ they will be consumed. nothing shall be wasted. ]

Now go away.

[tempus-mutantur.livejournal.com]

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

[ KARKAT ACCEPTS THIS TERRIBLE TRIAL IN HIS LIFE WITH DIGNITY AND GRACE.

AND MORE COOKIE CRUMBS. ]