IC TRUTH OR DARE MEME

[scratchback.livejournal.com]

TRUTH OR DARE

♦ Post with your character.
♣ Respond to others asking for a Truth or Dare
♠ If you think their Truth is false, call Bullshit.
♥ If they're found to be Bullshitting, they have to preform a Dare. ANY DARE. NO EXCUSES.
♦ If they're not Bullshitting, you have to take their Dare.
♣ You can only lie when you're answering a Truth, because fuck you.
♠ If you refuse a Dare first, you have to take a second Dare or honestly respond to a Truth. NO BACKING OUT.
♥ ToD 1 & ToD 2

Comments

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but it's Vriska. Most things she tries to help with result in either limbs being lost or death.

[featheryasshole]

[Shrug.]

She hasn't done either to me [since they became moirails] so I guess I must be doing something right.

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

Huh. [ that is pretty damn weird. wow. ]

Alright, now that's over with-- back to seducing you.

[ Karkat takes a few moments to lean against a wall and flutter his eyelashes in the angriest manner imaginable. ]

Is it working?

[featheryasshole]

[Davesprite pretends to swoon exaggeratedly.]

It is working so hard. Ooh, mister whateverthefuckyourlastnamewas. Ooh.

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

Oh, Strider. You are my forever girl. Now where the fuck is Vriska, and why isn't she watching this? I have to reserve my advanced techniques for when she shows up.

[ Karkat gives the most intimidating, hate-filled wink in the universe. Somewhere, children are crying. ]

[featheryasshole]

I'm pretty sure she's watching from a bush or something.

[Leaning closer, right into your personal bubble.]

So go right ahead. Hit me with your best shot.

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

[ OH GOD NOT MENTALLY PREPARED FOR THIS YET.

Going to shoooooove. ]

Just hold the fuck on. Give me a second. I've got to prepare, dumbshit.

[ Come on, romcom movies. Give him ideas. ]

[featheryasshole]

[SO AMUSED.] My bad.

[Just gonna move back and inspect his nails.]

Let me know when you are prepared.

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

[ come on pick up lines come on ]

Do you come here often-- Wait, shit no. No. Uh. If I could rearrange the ridiculously shaped earthhuman alphabet, I would put U and I together.

[ Yes. That one is a HOME RUN. After silently congratulating himself, he paps at the hand Dave's been examining. ]

Let's do this.

[ SUDDEN SMOOCH WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF A GREAT TYPHOON. ]

[featheryasshole]

[SUCH ELOQUENCE. HOW COULD ANY MAN OR SPRITE POSSIBLY RESIST?]

[GONNA KISS BACK WITH ALL THE FORCE OF A RAGING FIRE

ALSO ALL THE HOTNESS

SO HOT]

1/2

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

[ Karkat there is someone behind you wielding something in her hand... ]

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

Get your lips off of my boyfriend, fuckass!

[ WINRY WRENCH ATTACK ]

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

[ HOW THIS IS LASTING MORE THAN TWO SECONDS IS AS MYSTERIOUS AS THE DARKSIDE OF THE MOON.

oh baby baby baby oooooh

AND WE ARE DONE. Karkat shoves Dave away and wipes at his mouth furiously.




OR HE WOULD IF JADE WASN'T BEATING HIM OVER THE HEAD.

he takes that attack like a boss, crumbling to the ground. ]

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

[ Victory!!!!! ]

Hi Dave.

[featheryasshole]

[Wait what- oh. Wrench.]

Hey.

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

You looked like you needed some help.