IC TRUTH OR DARE MEME

[scratchback.livejournal.com]

TRUTH OR DARE

♦ Post with your character.
♣ Respond to others asking for a Truth or Dare
♠ If you think their Truth is false, call Bullshit.
♥ If they're found to be Bullshitting, they have to preform a Dare. ANY DARE. NO EXCUSES.
♦ If they're not Bullshitting, you have to take their Dare.
♣ You can only lie when you're answering a Truth, because fuck you.
♠ If you refuse a Dare first, you have to take a second Dare or honestly respond to a Truth. NO BACKING OUT.
♥ ToD 1 & ToD 2

Comments

[pythianjudgment]

Hey, it's not my life goal.

Dare: Make out with all the Daves. Again. Video tape it. Give it to me.

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

No! Already fucking did that! You missed your chance!

[pythianjudgment]

Is that a denial I hear? Oh wait. It can't be. This is already your penalty dare. No backing out.

You're the one who asked for two penalties. Deal with it.

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

You're issuing the exact same fucking dare as Vriska. Are you sure you want to go through with that?

[pythianjudgment]

Mine's different. I get footage.

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

Well, get one of your precious Daves to take you back in time so you can watch. I'm not doing it again. I'm already exercising all my self control to keep me from pouring acid down my protein chute. The Pink one used his tongue.

[pythianjudgment]

...Okay, fine. I'll relent if you describe each one in excruciating detail.

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

[ SIIIIIIGHHH. ]

I already described Pink's. You know about Red. Jade beat me down with a metal mechanical repair device while with Orange. Done. I am the champion. It's me.

[pythianjudgment]

That's not excruciating detail. Try again, or it doesn't count.

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

That's all there fucking was!

[pythianjudgment]

Details! What was it like. Where were your hands? Were your eyes open? What did they smell like? And taste like.

Paint me a picture, Karkat. I want to taste your debauchery.

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

Oh my god. Can I get a different penalty already? I'm not fucking doing this.

[pythianjudgment]

Why are you being so uncooperative? [Is that a pout? It might be.]

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

Because you are asking me to relive the worst experiences of my life.

[pythianjudgment]

Bullshit. Those are more like passing moments of discomfort. Admit it.

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

Nope.

[ If this were text, he'd send a \:B expression. ]

[pythianjudgment]

Worse than robots?

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

We're not talking about robots.

[pythianjudgment]

Worse than Dave asking my other self out?

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

[ wow.

TOO SOON, TEREZI. TOO FUCKING SOON.

So Karkat does what any other emotional teen would do: he storms off. ]

[pythianjudgment]

[Wh...oops. Okay, maybe that was too soon, she didn't think he'd be that upset still--]

Karkat! [Just gonna... quickly catch up to him and grabs his arms.]

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

I have a date with Rocky Road ice cream and my closet. What do you want?

[pythianjudgment]

...Rocky Road? Really? You couldn't pick a better ice cream?


Mint chocolate chip?

Superman?

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

Roady Road's all that's left. [ IF KARKAT COULD POUT, HE WOULD BE. ]

[pythianjudgment]

...Can't you get better ice cream at the store?