IC TRUTH OR DARE MEME

[scratchback.livejournal.com]

TRUTH OR DARE

♦ Post with your character.
♣ Respond to others asking for a Truth or Dare
♠ If you think their Truth is false, call Bullshit.
♥ If they're found to be Bullshitting, they have to preform a Dare. ANY DARE. NO EXCUSES.
♦ If they're not Bullshitting, you have to take their Dare.
♣ You can only lie when you're answering a Truth, because fuck you.
♠ If you refuse a Dare first, you have to take a second Dare or honestly respond to a Truth. NO BACKING OUT.
♥ ToD 1 & ToD 2

Comments

[shipper]

I know that! But it's supposed to be diffurcult, not impawsible. [she puffs her cheeks out petulantly]

Fine, I'll switch to truth.

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

Alright, fine. Truth.

Why the hell do you like those glowy people so much?

[shipper]

Because they're my furiends and they're nice and we have lots of fun talking and doing things together. I thought that was purretty obvious.

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

Yeah. But they're, like... watered down robots.

[shipper]

Well, I like robots too. So that's ok with me.

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

[ HE IS NOT PLEASED BY THIS, BUT.... ]

Alright, fine. Your turn.

[shipper]

Truth or dare, Karkat!

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

Dare.

[shipper]

I dare you to smile and compurrliment efuryone you meet in this game at least once! No mean ones, either!

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

[ ALREADY THINKING OF WAYS AROUND THIS. ]

Fine. This game's stupid as shit. After this conversation, I'm done.

[shipper]

If you quit after talking with me I won't apurrove your finishing the dare, and you'll have been a sore loser. [crossing her arms. DO YOU WANT TO BE KNOWN AS A SORE LOSER, KARKAT. DO YOU.]

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

Fine. One other person.

[shipper]

Can you only think of one nice thing to say? Or are you scared your face will freeze into something happy?

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

You are surprisingly one of the few tolerable trolls in existence.










There. Done. Take that.

[shipper]

[she covers the lower half of her face with her hand and coat sleeve to try and hide the flush creeping across her cheeks] You still need to smile!

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

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Smile. ]

[shipper]

[oh god someone catch her now she's going to melt into a little puddle of flushed goo he is so adorable how can someone be this cute]

There! See, you didn't die.

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

[ SMILE IS GONE. LOVE IS DEAD. ]

Not yet.

[shipper]

[LOVE WILL ALWAYS LIVE ON IN HER HEART]

I'm purretty sure if you were going to ofurload from all that happiness you'd have done it by now!

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

Maybe my husk is already in the steady decline of death, due to way too much happiness. It's like a fucking poison, slowly spreading through my MYSTERY COLORED blood.

[shipper]

If you collapsed I'd revive you, don't worry. I wouldn't let you die from something as nice as happiness.

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

I might become some terrible, joysucking undead demon.

[shipper]

I could purrobably fix that too, since you're kind of like that already.

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

What?! I am not. I'm a goddamn leader of the highest caliber! I inspire joy in my minions, you notorious fuck. ACCEPT MY INSPIRATION. ACCEPT IT.

[shipper]

[she giggles] Karkat, you're pawsitively one of the biggest funsuckers I know.