so i heard you like memes Sing

[brbvirmire]

RUMOR MILL MEME

1) Post an anonymous (or not) rumor about your character or others on the station! They can be silly ("One of his squadmates told me M!Shepard dresses up in women's clothing when no one else is on base.") or serious ("so guys, I heard Karkat is Nepeta's matesprit now but they're keeping it a secret because of Equius. :O")
2) Post moar.
3) Respond ICly to other people's rumors.
4) It's almost like I'm in high school again!

I *think* anonymous comments are enabled on singderp so have at it.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Davesprite is a botboinker.

[featheryasshole]

wow
original

[(Anonymous)]

Rattmann does inappropriate things to his Companion Cube. I saw him!

[(Anonymous)]

your companion cube will never threaten to stab you, and, in fact, cannot speak.

[(Anonymous)]

Normandy Base has a monthly team-building orgy.

Mordin films it.

[savor-last-shot.livejournal.com]

And no one invited me? I'm hurt.

[(Anonymous)]

All of Karkat's screaming about robots is to cover for his raging desire to make out with all of the robots on station.

All of them.

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

[(Anonymous)]

guys guys did you know shockwave is taking ballet lessons

[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

INACCURATE STATEMENT.
SHOCKWAVE DOES NOT DANCE.

[That's all me, bitches.]

[(Anonymous)]

Steve and Tony, sitting in a tree. I saw them and they didn't see me, when they were K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

[hulk]

[alidsufygaowieulfkjawlefiuaeowflkanwecaklhbwkej,mzdflaewf]

[(Anonymous)]

Ceiling Parker could be watching you masturbate right now.

[(Anonymous)]

some of us have little to no problem with that. :3

[(Anonymous)]

Glowing catsuits? It is actually a cult.

Point is: I heard they're running out of virgin sacrifices.

[gawdamn.livejournal.com]

[ quietly hums Helter Skelter ]

[(Anonymous)]

Skyfire tastes like cupcakes.

[(Anonymous)]

So does that mean Karkat is going to be eating him soon?

[(Anonymous)]

Karkat smells suspiciously of brie...

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

[(Anonymous)]

The Daves keep entire families of birds in their hair

[featheryasshole]

dude no
our hair IS entire families of birds
get your facts straight

[(Anonymous)]

Vriska is secretly a sopor addict.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[(Anonymous)]

Hypatia brought us all here for sex experiments.

[reconsensus.livejournal.com]

...

[(Anonymous)]

Terezi has a crush on every dragon.

Both Terezis.

[pythianjudgment]

TRUTH

BUT YOU FORGOT TH3 P4RT WH3R3 W3 H4V3 D3L1C1OUSLY SC4ND4LOUS R3ND3ZVOUS 1N G4RD3N ZON3 FOUR

(DR4GONS 4R3 TH3 MOST ROM4NT1C <3)

[(Anonymous)]

Alejandro is actually a wizard. His special magic power?

Turning every male on the station gay for him.

[cousinisdeeeead.livejournal.com]

No no. Almost every male.

There's at least ONE this isn't working on.

[(Anonymous)]

Ladon Ceto has been deceiving us all. He's not actually a human. He is, in fact...
























A FISH.

[rustigedraak.livejournal.com]

Glub glub.

[(Anonymous)]

Maxigiraffealoff totally wants to get in Camille's pants!!

[checkthetapes]

Get out.

[(Anonymous)]

All of the giant robots are secretly filled with and steered by flocks of kittens.

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

[(Anonymous)]

You've seen how big Mjolnir is? Yeah, you don't want to know where that handle's been.

[thundering]

Only in my hand, anonymous, where it rightfully belongs.

[(Anonymous)]

Eridan has a v-blog about his "relationship adventures".

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

[(Anonymous)]

Vriska has a secret flushed shrine in her closet.







(Dedicated to Orange Dave!)

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

[(Anonymous)]

Eridan has a crush on every boy girl one.

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

[(Anonymous)]

Orange Dave is madly in love with Steve Jobs.

The iShades are to hide his bitter, salty tears.

[featheryasshole]

rose how could you
that was my deepest darkest secret
and now everyone will know

[(Anonymous)]

Skyfire keeps spiders in his pants just in case Alejandro shows up.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[(Anonymous)]

Terezi is a homeschooled jungle freak who's just a less hot version of Vriska.

[(Anonymous)]

Hi Vriska.