in which DC becomes the official meme dispenser?

[brbvirmire]

REVENGE OF THE MAKEOUTS MEME

❤ COMMENT with your characters.
❤ COMMENT to characters with who they should makeout with or just comment to people you want your character to makeout with.
❤ Everyone makes out with everyone else in the comments. They are magically compulsed to do so! CAN'T ABSCOND.
❤ BE HIDEOUS.
❤ LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT.

Comments

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

[ because why the hell not. ]

[circuitry]

[well hello there]

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

[ o hai there turrzi

you are certainly getting all up in his business and also wearing his glasses??? good thing he's already wearing yet another pair. DUDE COMES PREPARED.

don't mind dave, he's just going to be one smooth operator. he's just sliiiiding his arm right on around your waist - and bringing you into TANGO POSITION. he is able to do this because he took timetravel tango lessons and because shut up that's why.

dance (without fursuits this time) y/n? ]

[circuitry]

[gosh dave it's like you don't like dancing in fursuits or something

this is totally incomprehensible to her but okay

she can roll with this]

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

[ don't like

or like too much

well whatever either way he is tangoing up a fucking storm. also, a red rose is between his lips. i forgot to mention that, but it is totally a thing that is happening.

~swag.~ ]

[circuitry]

[a rose, huh?

maybe she should have put on a plantsuit, that's what he into, right? dance around like a tulip in a field of spring flowers, singing the soundtrack to Troll The Sound of Music?

(Troll The Sound of Music is a horror movie, btw
it also lasts just as long as the human version)

just gonna

lick that rose

whenever the opportunity arises

SHUT UP IT IS DELICIOUS OKAY]

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

[ good lord that is disturbing. there is a giant tongue just flapping out and licking at your rose. there are all sorts of poignant, vaguely pornographic metaphors you could use here, and all you can think is how fucking weird it is that you are waltzing around in pink sparkly outfits and holding a flower for her to lick at.

wait.

WAIT.

you have had a brilliant idea.

you captchalogue the SALIVA-STAINED ROSE (it will never be the same), taking only a moment to make sure her tongue is FIRMLY TUCKED AWAY in that mouth of hers. then you bring her close into the most unquestionably charismatic kiss in the history of stridermacking.

BEST IDEA ]

[circuitry]

[]

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

[ You are not DIRTY DANCING. No, you are doing this old-school. Something about the tender strains of her SCREECHY ERINYES' VOCAL CORDS sets your vascular pump apparatus aflame, and more cowbell just won't tame these fires. It can't tame them. You basically CAN'T BE TAMED.

No, this is far more tender. This brings out the romantic in you. This is you bringing her close as quietly as possible before moving in to softly press your lips against hers. One hand trails lightly over her side, gliding along past hints of a teal light shining before alighting on her cheek. When your lips DO meet, it is no mere Patrick Swayze smooch. This is Elwes and Wright at their finest - no, better yet, you have transcended their actors. This is Roberts, once Westley, and Buttercup. She FILLS YOU UP, your BUTTERCUP, and you hope she never breaks your heart.

Angels sing their triumphant chorus as magic mack-daddy Strider works his charms. That is BASICALLY HOW GOOD YOU ARE AT THIS. ]

[circuitry]

[There's a reason why Terezi hardly sleeps (beyond the terrible nightmares and the burning of the daystar, of course). There's a reason why she lives alone, and why night after night, she sits by her computer. She's looking for him, and when she found him, she realized she wasn't really looking for him. She was looking for an answer. It's the question that drove her. It's the question that brought her here. Dave knows the question, just as she did.

WHAT IS ROMANCE???

Welcome to a cyberpunk dystopia, Dave. You are currently in a massive multiplayer online RPG having the stuffing being beaten out of you by a perpetually angry robot with complexes about goddamn near everything. Terezi has unfortunately been relegated to the sidelines because god forbid girls participate in climactic showdowns. She is talking to your unresponsive CORPSE. Sweet nothings are exchanged that may or may not have an affect on your performance in the real world and it is all very touching but the point is

THE POINT IS

THIS IS ALL A SET UP

TO

A

KISS

Terezi is the street tough second in command with a heart of gold
Dave is the newbie who has to be shown around and wears sunglasses all the time and doesn't emote

*~*THEY WERE MADE TO BE*~*]

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

[ BECAUSE THEY DON'T ]

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

Okay, hold the fucking phone. Pretty sure you've got the wrong Dave here or something. Shouldn't you be trying to get your mack on with Dave-O, or the Big P-diddy?

[ And Dave's just going to slide his arms around you anyway.

NOTHING WRONG WITH BFF MAKEOUTS HUGS RIGHT ]

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

[ She shakes her head. ]

They won't mind. I promise. Besides, we're best friends, right? Don't best friends do this sometimes?

[ Leans in closer. NOTHING WRONG WITH BFFS DOING THIS ]

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

Pretty sure you're thinking of Vantas's shitty romcoms, but yeah, I guess they-

[ Oh.

Oh, Jade is really close and she hasn't even closed her eyes and o-oh her eyes are really pretty. And something about that weird little smile she has going, and her buck teeth good lord what is it with you and girls with crazy teeth.

You don't realize your breath has catched in your throat before you've already hissed out "fuck it" and moved in to kiss her. ]

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

[ She kisses him back a little nervously. Oh god what if he hates her. ]

[featheryasshole]

Jegus. This just keeps happening, doesn't it.

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

Again?

[ JUST CROSSING HIS ARMS NOW. ]

Okay, dude, pretty sure it was my fault the first few times. I walk by, decide to say hi to my broself, you know how it is from there. But third time goes to you, Dave-O. I claim no fucking culpability in this act of homolust.

[ Just gliding on in now

and he's just going to


grab onto that tuft of down where your ass would normally be ]

We making this hapen?

[featheryasshole]

Hey, I only make out with one Dave intentionally. I refuse to accept blame for this.

But yeah, let's do this.

[Not even gonna comment on the not-assgrab. He just grabs Dave's hair in return and presses their lips together.]

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

[ AT LEAST HE HAS AN EXCUSE FOR WANTING MANMACKING IN THE FIRST PLACE DUDE. WHAT'S YOURS? OH RIGHT NOTHING.

-oh wow actually fuck that, any form of objection or denial's just been kicked out the window in favor of kissing right back. He trails his free hand up the side of Davesprite, fingers lightly pressing against him, and-

-oh goddammit dude seriously stop it with the not-ass squeezes that's just ridiculous ]

[featheryasshole]

[Yeah, the squeezes aren't really doing anything for him. The touch at his side is, though - he makes a pleased, slightly birdlike noise into Dave's mouth before he can stop himself. Dammit, that will never not be embarassing.

Not that he really cares right now. He's a little too preoccupied with the kissing.]

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

[ Doing anything for you? You are drastically misunderstanding the intent behind said squeezing, spritebro. This is just Dave Strider handling himself some of that CHOICE lack of ASS.

And maybe leaning into the kiss a little bit more, too, making sure his lips fit on Davesprite's just right.

Awwww yeeeee. ]

[featheryasshole]

[Sure, dude. Whatever works you. There shall be no judging of your desire to handle nonexistent asses. Just laughter and ridicule.

Anyway, judging would get in the way of makeouts, and that just wouldn't do. Davesprite's enjoying this far too much to stop just yet.]