in which DC becomes the official meme dispenser?

[brbvirmire]

REVENGE OF THE MAKEOUTS MEME

❤ COMMENT with your characters.
❤ COMMENT to characters with who they should makeout with or just comment to people you want your character to makeout with.
❤ Everyone makes out with everyone else in the comments. They are magically compulsed to do so! CAN'T ABSCOND.
❤ BE HIDEOUS.
❤ LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT.

Comments

[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

Prove it.

[fuckinghubble]

How!?

[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

I can think of a couple ways.

[fuckinghubble]

Such as...?

[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

[He gives Raimi a "come closer" gesture.]

[fuckinghubble]

[...BRO YOU DID NOT JUST "COME HITHER" AT HIM, DID YOU?

[Okay whatever.

[Leeeaning in -- because what the hell, this should be good.]

[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

[Yes. Yes, he did.

He takes the leaning in as a sign of consent and I hope Raimi wanted to suddenly be pinned against a wall with a Spartan kissing his neck greedily, because that's what's happening.]

[fuckinghubble]

What are you--!?

[OH GOD HE'S GOING FOR THE NECK IS EMILE SUDDENLY A VAMPIRE--

[No wait, that's not biting. That's--

[Fuck.]

[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

[THE MEME MADE HIM OKAY. Now shut up and get kissed on the lips like a normal person.]

[fuckinghubble]

[OKAY FINE well it's not a sloppy wet meme fun if it's not reciprocated in any way and--

[Oh god what are you doing, Raimi.

[And for some inexplicable reason -- hey, what happens in the memes, stays in the memes, right? -- he gets over any reservations he previously had. Which may involve some grabbing of the back of a Spartan's head, and some tongue. Because he has no shame, and fuck if he's going to start showing it, let alone get sized down during makey outey times.]

[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

[Exactly. And once Raimi stops freezing up, well, let's just say Emile's been in makeout-withdrawal for a while now. While he does make a particular effort not to squish the smaller man, it's also fairly obvious he knows exactly what he's doing, running one hand down Raimi's back and pressing them a little closer together.]

[fuckinghubble]

[Dude, makeout-withdrawals are the worst -- a travesty of all tragedies.

[Although it does take him a few moments, Raimi does ease against Emile's touch eventually. And maybe being so bold as to letting some tongue slip. Wupseelay!

[Really, he seems to be setting a track record for getting fondled and cozied by soldiers/mercenaries at this point -- you would think that this would be A Thing by now.]

[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

[Emile will be slow, patient but persistent. He really doesn't want to freak Raimi out too badly, but it's somehow also very satisfying to silence those (already nonverbal) protests with a flicker of tongue in return and the hand on Raimi's back tracing down the spine.]