"Never Have I Ever" Meme!

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Meme time? Meme time.

" never have i ever " ✖ Reply with a character stating "Never have I ever ______". It must be something they have actually never done... but it might be something they know their best friend did yesterday. ✖ Respond to comments with your character taking a drink if it's something they've done. Feel free to assume compulsion, it's a meme. But they may want to be subtle about it, because... ✖ Any other character is free to see and comment. Threadjack away! ✖ This is just for fun, so anything revealed in these threads won't carry over into the game unless everyone involved agrees to it.

original idea from counted_stars, who took it from crackorata.

Comments

[featheryasshole]

Uh, yes, you have. Like all the fucking time.

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

Do you see me taking a sip? [ KARKAT STARES INTENTLY. ]

[featheryasshole]

[Sigh.

...And a sip.]

Everyone does something stupid sometimes.

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

Except for me. [ trufax. ]

[featheryasshole]

Shut up.

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

Take another sip for good measure. Since you do a lot of stupid shit.

[featheryasshole]

No fu-

[Sip.

GODDAMN STUPID LOUSY SPRITE COMPULSIONS]

Fuck you, that didn't count.

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

Protesting is stupid. Do another.

[featheryasshole]

[sip]

Fuck. You.

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

Never have I ever been a sprite.

[featheryasshole]

[SIP]

Never have I ever thought that pregnancy is a disease.

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

But only because it is a disease.

[ /drink ]

Never have I ever been a Strider.

[featheryasshole]

It is not.

[/drink]

Never have I ever had the hots for John Egbert.

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

[ ...Drink. ]

Never have I ever had the hots for Jade Harley. [ /blatant lie. ]

[featheryasshole]

Sure you haven't.

[Drink. Two drinks, for good measure.]

Never have ever I had the hots for a future or past version of myself.

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

Alright, people have called me on that one, like, nine times now. Not drinking to it. Get originality, shitstain!

Never have I ever not been original!

[featheryasshole]

[Drink.]

Never have I ever broken the rules of Never Have I Ever.

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

I AM THE RULES.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

WAIT WHAT.

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

SHUT UP, SNIFF NODES OUT.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Stop trying to steal all my boyfriends!

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

FUCK YOUR BOYFRIENDS.

[ecto-biologist.livejournal.com]

Bullshit.

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

Bullshit your bullshit!

[ecto-biologist.livejournal.com]

Take your drink, Karkat. Even -I- can see it.