"Never Have I Ever" Meme!

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Meme time? Meme time.

" never have i ever " ✖ Reply with a character stating "Never have I ever ______". It must be something they have actually never done... but it might be something they know their best friend did yesterday. ✖ Respond to comments with your character taking a drink if it's something they've done. Feel free to assume compulsion, it's a meme. But they may want to be subtle about it, because... ✖ Any other character is free to see and comment. Threadjack away! ✖ This is just for fun, so anything revealed in these threads won't carry over into the game unless everyone involved agrees to it.

original idea from counted_stars, who took it from crackorata.

Comments

[derpbert]

Um... n-never have I ever...

[ shit, John, come up with SOMETHING that'll make other people drink! ]

Never have I ever had sloppy makeouts!

[ ...shit, that wasn't something he actually wanted to admit to never doing. ]

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

[ See how drunk Dave is? He's only getting worse with that next shot.

He raises an eyebrow at John, and calmly - without a hint of slur in his voice - ]

Should work on fixing that, man. I mean, if there are people you might want to try that sort of shit with.

[ okay wow that wasn't very subtle

okay wow he's just kind of tilting his head in vriska's direction


repeatedly ]

[derpbert]

Uh.

[ ...okay, he's not trying to muffle a giggle or anything at Dave's... complete lack of subtle. Really ]

Um.

That...

[ whisper ] She's kind of taken. By the other me. That would be weird.

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

Dude, are you honestly saying you wouldn't make out with both of them at once? Fuck, man, not really my place to judge, but- damn. Don't know what you're missing out.

[ Just going to drink again now. Calmly, casually- ]

Least that's the way it looks every time Pink and Orange go at it. They made a threeway self-cest thing happen, don't see why it wouldn't work with you.

[derpbert]

What? No! Ew, that's just... weird! Why would I want to kiss myself, I don't even--

[ Thankfully he's not too drunk to realise he shouldn't say he doesn't even like himself. Not that he has a problem with other!him, he's sure other!him is way cooler than he is! But... yeah. ]

I-it would just be weird, is all.

[heterochromiia.livejournal.com]

Oh, you dick.

[ CHUG ]

[derpbert]

[ sheepish ]

Sorry. Um.

On the downside, I've never had sloppy makeouts. So...

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

[I am not surviving the night.

Drinks.]

This one I don't regret drinkin' to, though.

[derpbert]

[mutters that he was very stupid for choosing that and is he the ONLY PERSON who hasn't had makeouts before? ]

[brbvirmire]

[drinks, because there's no makeouts quite like Shepard makeouts]

You've got time.

[derpbert]

Guess so. Just feels like I'm the only person I know who hasn't. [ which SUCKS, for the record. ]

[brbvirmire]

I doubt it.

[derpbert]

[ glances over at the various Trolls and kids, kind of dubiously. ...yeah, he's pretty sure they've all had makeouts at least once. ]

Well. Um. If you say so.

[destinist.livejournal.com]

[doesn't drink!! she has done some kissing, but never any sloppy makeouts. gasp.]

It's okay, neither have I!

[derpbert]

[ SHOOOOOCK :O ]

Really?

Wow, I kind of thought I was the only one. [ sheepish ]

[destinist.livejournal.com]

Well, you're not! There's nothing wrong with it either, you know. [let us both be the chastest people forever and ever]

[derpbert]

I guess.

[ he lowers his voice, blushing a bit ]

It just. Would be nice to get to kiss someone sometime. Even if it's not actually, um, y'know... makeouts or anything.

[destinist.livejournal.com]

Weeeell... The longer you wait, the more special it'll be, right?

[John why are you so cute...]

[derpbert]

[ He doesn't mean to be! ]

Yyyyeah. I guess so.

[ he's not going to mention that he kind of thinks he might not ever find someone who wants to have makeouts, sloppy or not, with him. Well, except Vriska, but that's... uh... yeah. Complicated. ]

[destinist.livejournal.com]

John, if you ever want a friendly kiss from someone, I am here for you!

[maybe she is a little drunker than she thought]

[featheryasshole]

[CHUG.]

Dude. This place is full of chicks, you'll get a chance.

[Drunken Thoughtful pause!]

Or dudes, if you're alternate from the other John on that count too.

[derpbert]

Uuuh. N-no! Um. I mean, nothing against-- I just.

Um.

[ ...DRINKS BECAUSE WHAT OH GOD. ]

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[DOWNING AN ENTIRE BOTTLE FUCK YEAH]

[tempus-mutantur.livejournal.com]

Are you trying to give us all alcohol poisoning?

[derpbert]

[ a little sheepish ]

I-isn't that kind of the point of the game?