"Never Have I Ever" Meme!

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Meme time? Meme time.

" never have i ever " ✖ Reply with a character stating "Never have I ever ______". It must be something they have actually never done... but it might be something they know their best friend did yesterday. ✖ Respond to comments with your character taking a drink if it's something they've done. Feel free to assume compulsion, it's a meme. But they may want to be subtle about it, because... ✖ Any other character is free to see and comment. Threadjack away! ✖ This is just for fun, so anything revealed in these threads won't carry over into the game unless everyone involved agrees to it.

original idea from counted_stars, who took it from crackorata.

Comments

[featheryasshole]

[sips reluctantly]

Ugh, I hate those things.

Never have I ever been in a dream bubble.

[destinist.livejournal.com]

They're kind of cute, I think.

[siiiips]

Neeeever have I ever done anything ironically.

[featheryasshole]

They aren't. They're gross and stupid and I hate them so fucking much.

[SIPS]

Never have I used numbers in place of letters unironically.

[destinist.livejournal.com]

They look like they'd be comfortable to put in a pile and lie down on...

[sips!!!]

Never have I not always been able to fly.

[featheryasshole]

No. Just. No. Don't even say that.

[shudders and sips]

Uh... Never have I ever. Been a troll?

[yeah he's running out of ideas here]

[destinist.livejournal.com]

[DRINKS]

I would thit in a pile of pluth rumpth! I-

[oh god her ability to talk is quickly disappearing]

...Why am I lithping like Tholl-

[jfhkjhs] Lisping like Sollux. My tongue feelth- feels weird?

[featheryasshole]

...You'd. Shit in a pile of plush rumps?

[SOUNDS LEGIT]

Okay see this. This is the point of the game. Getting drunk. This means that we're both winning.

I think.

1/4

[destinist.livejournal.com]

Ewww! I meant thit.

[destinist.livejournal.com]

... [AUGH]

Thit.

[destinist.livejournal.com]

......







Sssssssssssssssssssiiiiit.

[destinist.livejournal.com]

There we go! Sit.

I would sit.

In it.

[sways a little] I. Am glad we're both winning because I am feeling quite strange!

[featheryasshole]

Well I would. Shit in it, I mean. Because I hate puppets.

But I can't because I don't shit.

[he looks quite saddened by this for a moment.]

Uh. Anyway. D'you wanna go on? 'S your turn.

[destinist.livejournal.com]

[oh no no no you've distracted her and she is too drunk to do anything but hone in on that comment.]

I'm sorry that you can't shit, Dave.

[she looks

oddly emotional about this............]

[featheryasshole]

[oh god and he had just recovered from that. don't make her cry, aradia]

It's... it's okay. I mean, It's just one of the things I can't do. I miss other stuff a lot more.

[destinist.livejournal.com]

Ghosts and robots can't do it, either.

[oh god this is sad she's making herself sad now. is this that stage of drunkenness where everything is emotional?? LOOKS LIKE IT]

...what other stuff?