"Never Have I Ever" Meme!

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Meme time? Meme time.

" never have i ever " ✖ Reply with a character stating "Never have I ever ______". It must be something they have actually never done... but it might be something they know their best friend did yesterday. ✖ Respond to comments with your character taking a drink if it's something they've done. Feel free to assume compulsion, it's a meme. But they may want to be subtle about it, because... ✖ Any other character is free to see and comment. Threadjack away! ✖ This is just for fun, so anything revealed in these threads won't carry over into the game unless everyone involved agrees to it.

original idea from counted_stars, who took it from crackorata.

Comments

[destinist.livejournal.com]

It tasted like milk.








[picks up her fourth glass]

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why would you ever tell me that.

[PICKING UP AN ENTIRE BOTTLE NOW
DRINKING TO FORGET
OR TO THE POINT OF SUICIDE
EITHER WORKS]

[destinist.livejournal.com]

[gazing contemplatively into her glass]

Oh!

[brain is functioning
slowly]

And sweat.

It tasted kind of like sweat too...

[trails off
as if she has forgotten what she was trying to say.....









BUT LUCKILY FOR YOU IT COMES BACK TO HER]

Did you know you can apparently sweat inside your mouth?

I didn't. But Equius does.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[OH FUCK THAT NO FUCK FUCK UGH SHITFUCK WHY NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO]



Eridan tasted like salt and fish and failure.

[picks up the bottle and takes a slow
deliberate
swig

ALL EYE CONTACT

ALL THE TIME]

[destinist.livejournal.com]

You've kissed Eridan?

[STANDARDS VRISKA
STANDARDS

wait look who's talking

JUST

EYE CONTACT

AND DOWNING THIS SHOT...]

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

We were kismesisses while you were dead, duh. When Pyrope wouldn't help me feed Mom any more.

[and then there was that one drunken snog at spaceprom but WOW NOPE NOT DRUNK ENOUGH TO GO THERE

EVER

SPOILERS: SHE CAN NEVER BE THAT DRUNK]

I was young and stupid and had not yet discovered chumpy Earth human boys! Duh.

[mmmmmmmm
chumpy earth human booooooooys~]

[destinist.livejournal.com]

Oh. It's still... Eridan... [OH WELL]

You're really into Earth boys, aren't you? What is their appeal?

[filling her glass

again]













.....Do they taste like milk?

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

What isn't their appeal! Jegus. I mean John is like. Adorable and funny and the most heroic oh my god and he understands things and is also really fucking hot, and Dav--

[...]

[OKAY BRAIN CATCHING UP WITH COVERSATION NOW]

...what is it with you and the milk.

[destinist.livejournal.com]

... [VRISKA WOW...]

I don't know? [NO REALLY. she has no idea.

drinks... her fifth glass.]

You didn't answer my question though!

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Oh my fucking god. No. John does not taste like milk. Red Dave does not taste like milk. Nobody I have ever smooched tastes even a tiny bit like gross musclebeast milk.

[JUST
STARING

GODDAMN ARE YOU EVER BROKEN]

[destinist.livejournal.com]

[MY NAME IS ARADIA AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO FUNCTION IN NORMAL ALIVE SOCIETY??]

Oh.

[peers into her glass as if disappointed that it's empty]

...Vriska. Can I ask for some advice? Since you are apparently an expert on all matters related to making out?

[yeah

yeah she's drunk enough to ask Vriska for advice.]

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Uh.

[Well Vriska IS the undisputed makeout master
Can't beat her in a makeout-off, people
Best there is
WHAT CAN GO WRONG???]

Yes.

Yes you can.

[destinist.livejournal.com]

[NOTHING AT ALL NOTHING AT ALL NOTHING AT ALL NOTHING AT ALL NOTHING AT ALL NOTHING AT ALL NOTHING AT ALL]

How do I...

[come on aradia you can do this!!]








...initiate...

The... making... out?

I mean, if I... had someone I wanted to make out with, and I wasn't a kind of crazy robot.

[aradia how do you not know these things already]

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Oh my god. Duh! That... depends on... things.

 

 

 

[OH RIGHT. Must elaborate. After MORE SHOTS.]

Like. Red or black?

[destinist.livejournal.com]

...Reeeeeeed.

[HAHAHAHA aradia in a black relationship yeah not right now

just
getting drunker and drunker here]

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Right right right right right right right right. Then. Like.

[SWIG. Where to start-- oh right yes]

Okay. Okay first. If you don't know if they'll be like. Receptive, or if you're not feeling brave because you're a wussy wiggler... You need to. To Ply them. With your feminine wiles! And also intoxicating substances.

[destinist.livejournal.com]

[aradia begins taking notes furiously

by writing them on the side of her glass

with a permanent marker.

ALWAYS PREPARED]

Okay. Feminine wiles. And... intoxicating substances... [RAISES HER HAND] How do I utilize my feminine wiles?

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Sexy poses.

[Oh no no wait
Aradia is broken and doesn't get the whole sexy posing thing, right?

NEEDS MORE ADVICE
AND ALCOHOL]

Or. Or like. A smouldering look. You know how to do that, right?

[RIGHT?]

1/3

[destinist.livejournal.com]

I can definitely do both!

Definitely.

[sets down her glass
STANDS]

[destinist.livejournal.com]

[GETS DIZZY AND ALMOST FALLS OVER........]

[destinist.livejournal.com]

[you know what i can't even describe what aradia is doing right now so i just drew it]

1/2

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

2/2

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

That is hot as fuck. You will totally get like. All the bitches. All of them.

[ANOTHER SUCCESS

VRISKA SHOULD CHARGE FOR LESSONS OR SOME SHIT, GODDAMN]

[destinist.livejournal.com]

[VRISKA..............]

You really think so? [aradia looks obscenely proud of her posing/smouldering

if vriska called it hot that means it surely must be hot!!!!]

Well, there's only one b- [waaaaaaaait] -one person I want. [ she is so hot right now it's going to be a problem]

How do I turn my smoulder down? I don't want to attract everyone.

[heterochromiia.livejournal.com]

[ my name is sollux captor and somewhere i am in an uncomfortably oversexed swoon at this sight ]