Of whom Scott's met:

ironhowdoesit: Scott would get you a book of pick-up lines.

thom_293: Scott would get you an Airmen The Book.

parasomnist: Scott would get you a contemporary dream-meaning book, for the lulz.

notyourchauffer: Scott would get you a hand-warmer you could take with you everywhere, so just a quick shake and you've got heat.

notjelly: Scott would get you a T-bone steak.

selfkismesis: Scott would get you a straightjacket.....and hope you wear it.

vanguard_charge: Scott would get you a tie. :|

notthatbuffy: Scott would get you a book full of jokes, and then hope you read them off to him.