CHRISTMAS LIST MEME

[eighttotwelve.livejournal.com]

CHRISTMAS LIST MEME

RULES:
1. Tag this post with your character and list what your character will probably get other characters for Christmas
2. Wait, that's it?
3. Yeah, that's pretty much it.
4. ???????
5. YOU DON'T PROFIT, THIS IS CHRISTMAS, ASSHOLE.

Comments

Skyfire

[notyourchauffer.livejournal.com]

The list:

Soundwave - A new pair of handmade headphones + his scarf.
Shockwave - Some cute, reusable, wearable ice-packs.
Altman - A compilation of data he has scrounged from his hard drive about the minerals found on other planets.
Mr. Freeze - Gets a snowglobe with a wee house and a nice blue scarf
Thane - A nice gunscope.
Gem - A knitted hat he made himself.
Eric - A sweater that Skyfire thought looked nice, but is really super trashy.
Alejandro - A holographic music box.
Jin - A tiny wind-up robot bird he tinkered together himself.
Camille - Some homemade cookies.
Grid - A nice big steak.

IDK if I'm forgetting anyone, comment here if I am.

[supernova1006]

Jin will treasure it. Legit treasure it. Forever.

Camille will just eat hers. No treasuring involved.

FROM MR. FREEZE

[cryovengeance.livejournal.com]

Skyfire receives:
- A heating system for his household.

The Joker receives:
- A punch in the face and frostbite.

FROM THANE KRIOS

[eighttotwelve.livejournal.com]

Not many things from Thane, since he doesn't really celebrate Christmas, but what the hell, he'll make an exception for a couple of people.

John Shepard receives:
- One (1) space hamster.

Jane Shepard receives:
- Two (2) bottles of hanar liquor. It's quite potent, but Thane figures you can handle it.

Skyfire, Six, and Thom receive:
- A pair of bracelets; the beads are carved out of wood, engraved with either symbols or perhaps it is the written language of Thane's people. Hard to tell. Regardless, there is a note from Thane explaining that the bracelets represent his own people's sense of festivity and unity, which is similar enough to Christmas. The difference being, Thane adds in his note, that his people's holiday isn't this month so this is technically an early gift in his opinion.

The rest of Normandyhaus receive:
- An increase in stock of alcohol. That's a gift almost everyone can appreciate, right?

[vanguard-charge.livejournal.com]

If that hamster doesn't arrive drunk, it's going to be drunk within five minutes of arriving in Normandyhaus. Boozehaus!

FROM AM

[thereforeiham.livejournal.com]

Skyfire receives:
- A dead animal in a box.

FROM KARKAT

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

karkat doesn't realize he's supposed to get people shit. whoops.

YOU ALL GET NOTHING.

[rustigedraak.livejournal.com]

jsyk I heard that in Willy Wonka's voice.

YOU GET NOTHING. YOU LOSE. GOOD DAY SIR.

From Tails

[twotailmechanic.livejournal.com]

This may change, but here's what I've come up with so far:

Sonic (Modern) - Depending on whenever he gets credits for blood donation, he'll either give him a chili dog or he'll give him a couple of his rings that he has with him.

Classic Sonic - Most likely the same as above.

That's...about it for now. He did just join a while ago so there isn't a lot of people he would give gifts to yet.

From Leoben

[patternprophet.livejournal.com]

So, Leoben hasn't quite clued into this whole Christmas thing, and thus probably won't be getting anyone anything. However, if someone gets him something, he'll probably figure out a way to repay them somehow.

[gottakilldaves]

All the Daves: MAILBOMBS. EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU.

Vriska: MAILBOMB DISGUISED AS AN 8-BALL (IT ONLY SAYS "FUCK YOU" AND "FAIRYDEMONS GET OUT")

Sollux: MAILBOMB.

Other Sollux: MAILBOMB. EVEN IF HE DOESN'T KNOW YOU YET.

Both Terezis: MAILBOMBSSSS.

EVERY TROLL EXCEPT KARKAT AND ARADIA: MAILBOMB!!!!!!!!

Karkat: A stab to the fucking gut, also his own beartrap.

Jade: A Barrett M82 rifle with plenty of heavy ammunition, "just in case." (for use on Daves only you know which one)

Bro: A set bear trap in a box, and a note that reads "sorry about all the mailbombs but not really"

SHODANbitchtits: He's sending Goggles another mailbomb.

Goggles: GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS MOTHERFUCKER YEAH THAT'S RIGHT MAILBOMBS

if im forgetting anyone you probably got a mailbomb

[hopediesalone]

"someone is getting shot in the face for this"

[rustigedraak.livejournal.com]

No one gets anything from Ladon unless they make puppy eyes at him.

Bah humbug.

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

FROM JOE

[originaljoe.livejournal.com]

Eridan - A leather jacket like Joes
Gamzee - A Best of Queen CD
Camille - Salt water taffy

Light family gifts later.

[a_perfect_end]

FOR SOME STRANGE AND INEXPLICABLE REASON~ there was this massive brick of carbon just shoved down his fireplace

Look again, Hypatia; your coal is now diamonds, which arrive in the bottoms of stockings, in turn, of everyone on his list.

Happy Boxing Day! ~

He heard there were supposed to be lists. He's into that.

FROM JIN

[supernova1006]

Due to him being a failure the last month, he hasn't really had any time or energy to go shopping. So everyone he knows is getting packets of homemade tea. And a couple people get a few extra things.

Kimiko: a box of rare clock parts and a homemade 99% safe cold fusion battery, as well as a light blue scarf
Ladon: a sun lamp and a wine-red scarf
Skyfire: typed descriptions and reports on life forms on other planets he's seen, with drawings. Also a red and white striped scarf
Wistala: a little jade dragon charm and a green scarf, though he's not sure she needs it
Protomen!Megaman: gourmet hot chocolate and a blue scarf
Emile: a Nerf gun and a black scarf with cute white skulls.
OC!Alex: a piece of uncut opal (it reminds him of their dreamscapes) and a brown scarf

Re: FROM JIN

[avengerofjade.livejournal.com]

Eeee Wistala will wear it and preen anyway~~~

[hulk]

Bruce... Does not have any gifts to give. Because he has not celebrated Christmas in a while, and has not had friends for a while, and. Well. It's not like he thinks anyone he enjoys spending time with would like things he would make/give.

Welcome to the horrible wheel of fail that is Bruce Banner's neuroses.

[thundering]

brucceeeeeee ;w;

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

oh my god this list is going to be long

I WILL CONSIDER THIS A WORK IN PROGRESS:

Dave (red) -- red and yellow scarf (for moirail bros awww yes) plus a complete set of Jade-drawn comics intended to be ironic but that are actually very silly
Dave (orange) -- YEAH SHE MADE A MIXTAPE full of pretty cliche love songs IT'S IRONIC (also one Squiddles song just one). Also he gets 4ac925 green armwarmers.
Dave (pink) -- A BUNNY, the fluffiest bunny he has ever seen
Bro -- a beautiful orange-red hat with IRONIC BUNNY EARS yes
John Egbert Who Is Owned By Vriska -- a replacement set of windy hoodie pajama pants + an entire flipbook of IOUs for friend outings and general shenanigans.
John Egbert Who Sleeps On the Bottom Bunk -- blue scarf + matching mittens, as well as a long note entitled 100 good things about john!!!!
Rose -- books: Lovecraft works, scary stories of Sacrosanct, the Grimdark Guide to Gardening (Dangerous and Violent Plants)
Sollux -- REALLY AWESOME SHUTTER SHADES (ironic) plus her own attempt at a really bad computer program with a note that says 'i tried to make it awesome but i think you are better at this than i am :)'
Nepeta -- the teeth of some of the dinosaurs they hunted, as well as a fox pelt Jade found in a store.
Aradia -- the bones of a TYRANNOSAURUS REX
Jack -- kitten care books + an entire thing of scotties! With a reminder to not feed the cat too many.
Gamzee -- Faygo.

Jin -- an antique pocketwatch, repaired by Jade.
Kimiko -- A T-REX!!!!! ALIVE AND ROARING.
Steve + Peggy -- a "sorry i ruined your picnic!" note along with two matching blue-grey hats (hand-knit!)
Alejandro -- a new set of wrenches
Bucky -- an ornate poker set + one IOU to play.
Camille -- a day lily, as well as an attempt to make a really awesome cake!! (it is a little lopsided but tastes good)
Ladon -- A REALLY DAPER LOOKING HAT as well as a beige scarf

Everyone else that I forgot gets a handmade card as well as a small container of peppermint bark.

[supernova1006]

omfg @all my characters

[thundering]

PLACEMAKER WHILE I THINK OF THINGS TO GIVE PEOPLE

Jane gets something astrophysics-y that he asked Tony to make


and that's all i got for now

[ironhowdoesit.livejournal.com]

wow.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Vriska's list is here! (http://manipul8trix.livejournal.com/7648.html)

If you have CR with Vriska and you're not on there it's because I haven't thought of anything specific yet, feel free to poke me with a stick about this

Liette won't be getting anyone anything because what am horrible heathen holidays STOP FUCKING WITH TREES WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

[notsoloyal]

baawwwwwwww best present from a space daughter ever. he will treasure it always

[cull-means-care.livejournal.com]

Feferi is new and likely doesn't have the means to get much for anyone. Thus, her gifts to people will probably be stuff she's found in the Junkyard or something. Her list, such as it is, consists of the trolls.

Except Eridan. He lost his Christmas rights when he blew a hole through her.

Of course, someone's going to have to explain this Christmas thing to her first.

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

... Fef bby.

[cloverdaleboy.livejournal.com]

Of whom Scott's met:

ironhowdoesit: Scott would get you a book of pick-up lines.

thom_293: Scott would get you an Airmen The Book.

parasomnist: Scott would get you a contemporary dream-meaning book, for the lulz.

notyourchauffer: Scott would get you a hand-warmer you could take with you everywhere, so just a quick shake and you've got heat.

notjelly: Scott would get you a T-bone steak.

selfkismesis: Scott would get you a straightjacket.....and hope you wear it.

vanguard_charge: Scott would get you a tie. :|

notthatbuffy: Scott would get you a book full of jokes, and then hope you read them off to him.

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

straight jackets don't stop the pregnancy, scott. they don't stop the pregnancy.

[weareallalive.livejournal.com]

For my Dear Friend and Comrade, Captain Vriska Serket:

One (1) bucket (second-hand, never used)
One (1) Location of her most hated enemy's secret hivebase (fake)
my undying adoration.


For my Strange Acquaintance, Hawke:

One (1) "Boogie Wonderland" all-time hit singles CD (slightly scratched)


For my Fellow AI Compatriot, Alex:

One (1) blue plastic lightsaber, Star Wars: Clone Wars edition
One (1) green plastic lightsaber, Obi-Wan Kenobi in Episode I edition
Thirty (30) Red plastic sith lightsabers, of various make and model, all allegedly belonging to Darth Vader
One (1) Real lightsaber with functioning plasma blade (green)


For my Fellow Brain-hacking Artist, SHODAN:

Ten (10) robot minions of Japanese origin, prone to sudden and random bouts of disco dancing, but otherwise loyal (plastic, salvaged)

[thatisajoke.livejournal.com]

Shepard, John:
➤ One complete eleven-piece "The Skies of Sacrosanct" souvenir set of tiny starship models, mint-in-the-box.
➤ The previous set scattered randomly though an assortment of empty boxes for the same.
➤ Said random assortment of empty and occupied boxes packed into his living quarters from ceiling to floor, wall to wall, making entry impossible.
➤ The gift of patience.

Shepard, Jane
➤ One complete eleven-piece "The Skies of Sacrosanct" souvinir set of tiny starship models, mint-in-the-box.
➤ Official "The Skies of Sacrosanct" diorama display case.

Vakarian, Garrus
➤ Traditional spiced dextro-safe red wine, with a green bow.

Krios, Thane
➤ A potted, flowering cactus and instructions on care.

vas Normandy, Tali'Zorah
➤ A novelty robot-shaped alarm clock, with radio and MP3 function.

Williams, Ashley
➤ A Gatling-style rapid fire paintball gun and pink, glow-in-the-dark ammunition.

Feron
➤ A festive hat, red and white striped.
➤ Brandy hidden inside festive hat.

Parker
➤ One copy of Catch Me If You Can (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catch_Me_If_You_Can)
➤ A basket containing an assortment of movie snacks

Cortana
➤ A 50 TB hard drive, partially loaded with a selection of classic literature from a variety of Citadel races.

Tron
➤ An antique Chakram, along with a book on the history of said weaponry

Clu
➤ One copy of Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zen_and_the_Art_of_Motorcycle_Maintenance)

Flynn, Kevin
➤ A very large, elaborately wrapped box, containing a slightly smaller box, which contains another, smaller box, ect.
➤ An unnecessarily large number of packing peanuts.
➤ A folded paper map leading to the location of a salvageable 1955 Triumph TR5 Trophy Motorcycle, nonfunctional, found in the junkyard.

Everyone Else Gets Booze. Except for the Children. You get Train sets.

[brbvirmire]

So who's up for a paintball fight?

HUGE LIST IS HUGE

[notjelly]

Camille is getting things for practically everyone.

EVERYONE SHE EVEN REMOTELY KNOWS IS GETTING A CANDLE. That's tradition for Longnight, aka the solstice celebration.

Karkat: "The Complete Idiot's Guide to Hygiene" as well as a box of his favorite cupcakes (fresh)
Cherries Dave: eggnog cream pie and a cherry red hat with horn hole
Strawberries Dave: cold remedy tea, a box of tangerines (vitamin C) and six mismatched gloves (brightly colored)
Tangerines Dave: one of her special suet cakes, a bag of premium bird seed and wing warmers
Jade: two potted rare orchids
Sollux (canon): two cans of compressed air (for computers and cyborg parts) and a mustard yellow hat with horn holes
Sollux (AU): two cans of compressed air and a mustard yellow scarf
Terezi (canon): a box of scented markers and a photo album of pictures of Karkat's assorted ridiculous methods for stealing cupcakes, and a cherry tart
Terezi (AU): a box of scented markers, the aforementioned photo album, and a set of flavor extracts (to mix and match flavors)
John (canon): a wind gauge and blue socks with little clouds on them
Gamzee (sober): a box of purple cupcakes and some calming tea
Rose: a cookbook on making calimari
Nepeta: a whole box of catnip cat toys
Kanaya: a "Welcome Back!" poster and a fashionable hat with horn holes
Vriska: one of those wall-walking toy spiders that stick to walls and "climb" down and a model ship in a bottle (a nice one)
Equius: a book of horse photography (non-pornographic)
Eridan: a glasses repair kit and a pet betta fish
Signless: a red scarf
Bro: His and Her KY jelly and sword cleaner

Joe: an antique die-cast model motorcycle
Azula: a flame-retardant blanket
Skyfire: a blanket with the molecular structure of sugar on it
Shockwave: a blanket with the periodic table on it
Soundwave: a blanket with a sinusodial wave pattern on it
Tails: A book on kitsune and a pair of tail warmers
Sonic (older): five chili dogs
Eleanor: two more cookbooks
Raimi: a computer screen cleaner and a photo book on the history of computers
Pietro: "A Child's Introduction to Manners"
Ladon: a bag of her Red Eye Hydrogen Bomb Longnight Blend coffee which is the strongest coffee imaginable, a tin of burnt cookies, and a bandanna with little dog bones on it (for Moose)
Deadpool: a pie with a Bowie knife hidden inside
Bruce: a janitorial jumpsuit with his name on it
Shaun: a jester hat with typewriter keys buttoned on it
Steve: more of her red white and blue "Yay Cap!" cupcakes and a "Kiss Me I'm Irish" T-shirt with Irish scratched out and "a Prude" written in marker
May: a humor book titled "Identifying Fairies"
Toby: a humor book titled "When Gnomes Attack"
Alejandro: a box of weird machine parts
Tony Stark: a box of condoms adorned with smiley face stickers
Washington (pregnant one): one of those mechanical baby dolls they give to students in parenting classes--the kind that cry a lot
Peggy: just a piece of paper with a giant winking smiley face on it

jesus christ i think that's it but i'll edit if i remember anyone else

A pair of lists 'CAUSE I'M LAZY

[namesnotprowl]

FROM BARRICADE
All the Cybertronians (that are robutts) get two cubes of highgrade from his super-special stock.
Convoy gets a trashy Harlequin romance novel for the lulz, and the first three Fast and Furious movies to make up for it.
Soundwave (the Prime one) gets a burlap sack full of coal.
Shockwave gets a hand-made guide to the care and feeding of the fauna from Barricade's version of Cybertron.
Skyfire gets a pair of pillows.
Optimus Prime gets a disc with information Barricade has collected about several versions of Cybertron and their wars; it includes video footage.
Ratchet gets an action figure.
Knock Out gets a year's supply of Turtle Wax products (so he doesn't have to find them himself).
Alex and Dana Mercer both receive personal keys to get in and out of The Rail Yard.
Dana gets a copy of the live-action Transformers movie on DVD (since Barricade has it recorded) and a DVD player and TV to watch it with.
Alex gets an awkward apology about that thing with the mistletoe this because Barricade can't resist in-jokes.
Jin Tian gets a cat tree.

FROM ROOKIE
All the Halolz get a jar of dirt with Yevgenney's speech about it not just being dirt taped to the bottom.
Every adult humanoid he knows gets a copy of the Kama Sutra.
O'Brien gets the Mongoose and a book about de-stressing.
Jun gets a selection of exotic meat.
Emile gets a halberd.
Thom gets a desktop zen rock garden.
Alejandro gets copper calla lilies in a vase to remind him he's always worth getting flowers for.
Donut gets a fabulous necklace.

Joker

[ba-dum-chhhh.livejournal.com]

Joker got everyone something. Whether you want it or not. And he's gone and exploited the local mail system as much as he can so it will be delivered in time for Xmas.

All of you can expect to receive:

1 Present, wrapped green and purple, reportedly from Santa Claws as written in crayon on the card. Inside, enjoy the live, incised turkey or game hen.

In the event that your turkey is cooked, enjoy your food poisoning and be very thankful that Joker Toxin mostly cooks off.

Merry Xmas.



Vriska will receive:
1 Package, ticking. Interior? A clock mounted on a spring with an unfurling sign that says "BOOM."
1 Card, inside the box beneath the clock, on a delay timer. Upon opening it plays the first bars of Jingle Bells and then explodes.

Snowflake will receive:
1 Dead, blonde hooker in a freezer.
1 How to book. "Ice Sculpting for Idiots."
1 Mix tape with the words: "Why do you call me anymore?" written on the label in green sharpie. The entire contents of the tape are horrible songs involving copious ice puns.

Gamzee will receive:
1 box with a lethal electrical joy-buzzer. Lethality not marked.

Chum Clu will receive:
1 Turkey package, standard.
1 Additional box filled with the horrible spore producing mistletoe, mostly ground up into a fine powder. Approximately 15 seconds after opening, the box will detonate and scatter powder everywhere. Enjoy that.
1 Card that makes horrible electronic laughing noises and says: SPREADING THE CHEER.

Fortunately, Joker's largest turkey and the one with a significant, makeshift explosive device will go undelivered as it was addressed to BATMAN and Co., Care of: The Local Police Department. It is likely to explode at 12:01am, Dec. 25th, in a fiery ball of turkey and various corrosive chemicals and take out part of a post office.

And probably some of the robotic staff.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

GOD

DAMNIT

(ilu)

Dug

[dug-the-dog.livejournal.com]

Dug does not understand the concept of Christmas. But, upon seeing that everyone is giving each other things, Christmas Day, he is very likely to run around and grab a multitude of small animals, kill them, and leave them on people's doorsteps.

Enjoy your small dead animals.

People he knows can expect to find said small dead animals in their shoes. Where they are most likely to find them.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

[roseintheshade.livejournal.com]

Might be edited, but probably won't.

FROM ROSE LALONDE:
Note: All articles of clothing made by Rose were knitted with mmmmaaaaaagic yarn.
Davesprite: An orange tail-warmer.
Jade: The blanket she already gave her.
John A and John B: Sweaters with the Breath symbol on them. Both are sent anonymously.
Dave and Pink Dave: Sweaters with the Time symbol on them. Pink Dave's is red, Red Dave's is pink.
Jadesprite: A green tail-warmer.
Bro: A velvet smuppet winter cap. It's as impudent as a hat could possibly be.
Mom: A painstakingly assembled catalog of all the finest wines Sacrosanct has to offer. The one thing they have in common is that they're all in the most ridiculously expensive stores and are basically unaffordable.
Kanaya: A black sweater with the space spirograph on it. A patch with her symbol is sewn into the breast as well.
Vriska: An 8-ball she painted white to look like a cueball. Somehow, the little triangle thing inside has had all the answers replaced with infuriatingly smug half-answers and dismissals.

FROM CORTANA:
Emile: A new shotgun, delivered to the base.
Thom: A new combat knife, the same.
Jun: A cookbook. A regular cookbook, transmitted directly to his wearable.
Delta: Several volumes of logic puzzles, transmitted directly to him.

FROM SONIC:
C Sonic: An electric guitar.
Tails: A box of mint candy.
Camille: A report of all the holidays and festivals he's seen on his travels around his world. It's written in an offhand manner, but it's pretty comprehensive. ...also, he had a four-pack of Red Bull delivered to the cafe.

FROM RIDLEY:
Samus Aran: A pair of charred birds.