[identity profile] chttrbox-recon.livejournal.com 2010-12-02 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
Jorge and Jun! Poker Buddies!!

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[identity profile] harpocratic.livejournal.com 2010-12-02 07:05 am (UTC)(link)
THIS IS WEIRD AND SHORT AND GROSSLY OOC ON ALL SIDES but w/e w/e

Lotion - Greenskeepers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ToNZHG5KHw)




When Jun had invited him over to play cards, somehow getting assaulted with creepy pop culture references from five hundred years ago hadn't crossed Jorge's mind. At first it hadn't been too bad; a little strange but perfectly ignorable. As the evening wore on, though, Jun's lines started getting progressively more and more odd. The props weren't helping things either--as if the pink feather boa wasn't weird enough, where the hell did Jun get a poodle?

"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard--"

"This is ridiculous."

"It plays its hand or else it gets the hose again," the sniper paused to harass the tiny white dog in his lap, "Yes, it will--"

"Jun--"

"--Precious, won't it?"

"Jun--"

"It will get the hose!"

"That's it, I'm out." Jorge stood abruptly, chair squealing, and dumped his hand on the table. Jun just grinned, stripped off the boa, and pulled his winnings toward him.

"Looks like we won, Precious! I can't believe that worked."