[identity profile] sgt-crockets.livejournal.com 2010-12-02 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
NOT LISTING THE SONG TITLE BECAUSE IT WILL BECOME APPARENT IN THE PROSE, I SWEAR.

---

There was no battle scheduled at Viaduct that day, and that made Soldier restless. The snow crunched beneath his boots as he stalked about outside the base. Crazy? Of course. Though Soldier was not alone out there, as he came across Pyro out crouching in the snow. Soldier did a double take as Pyro would be one of the last people he'd expect out in the cold.

"What in god's name are you doing out here?!"

Pyro looked up and waved at Soldier with excitement, beckoning him to come over to look at the birds pecking at his feet, his glove full of bread crumbs. It was the most unmanly sight Soldier ever did see. Disgusting. He marched up to Pyro with sneer on his face, causing the birds to scatter as he approached. A muffled sigh hummed though the filter of Pyro's mask as he stood back up and turned to Soldier, who just continued to scowl at the birds as they settled back onto the snow.

"Hrrhh!" said Pyro as he took Soldier's hand and stuck all of his bread crumbs into it.

"What?!" the American barked, turning his scowl from Pyro to his fist full of breadcrumbs and back. Pyro's shoulders dropped, shaking his head before taking Soldier's arms and extending them out toward the birds. "If you think I am going to play your stupid game, maggot, you-" Soldier fell silent as soon as a bird bolder than most fluttered into the palm of Soldier's hand and pecked at the crumbs. The scowl dissipated into a confused, lost expression of "Wat now?!" which made Pyro clap and give a thumbs up.

"Hrdd hnn. Brr rhhgh bhhk," he said, before romping off to get more bread from the base. Upon Pyro's return, he found that Soldier had not moved an inch, standing like a very angry statue. He was so still that the birds had begun to make the seemingly paralyzed mercenary their perch, chattering as if he wasn't even there. Pyro erupted into laughter at the sight, and Soldier only responded by drawing in a deep breath through his nose, not saying a word.

Pyro knelt down to drop the bag of bread in the snow. Soldier watched as the resident arsonist began to scoop up a sizable amount of snow in his gloves. By the time Soldier realized what Pyro was doing, he could not react to the snowball hurtling toward his face. The impact made the birds fly up into the sky again.

"YOU HAVE JUST SIGNED YOUR DEATH WARRANT!" the Soldier roared as he wiped the snow awat. Pyro only continued to point and laugh at the disgruntled American, who now was grabbing an armful of snow in retaliation. He stood up, lifting it over his head to throw at his teammate...only to be struck with another snowball to the face. This caused him to drop his own snowball back onto his helmet. In frustration, the Soldier's battle cry rang throughout the base as he charged toward the fleeing Pyro armed with a snowball or two.

"Who would 'ave thought?" Spy snickered, watching the scene unfold from the a nearby window.

"Awful peculiar," responded the Engineer, stroking his chin in thought.

"Perhaps zhere is somezink zhere zat vasn't there before," mused Medic.

"What are you guys even freakin' talkin' about?!" Scout just stared blankly behind his teammates observing the spectacle.

"I'll tell ya when yer older, boy," Engineer chuckled, patting the taller Scout on the head before walking off toward his workshop. Spy and Medic also took this cue to disperse back to their normal duties, leaving the baffled Scout to ponder the implications of their exchange alone.

---

[identity profile] twinkieroast.livejournal.com 2010-12-02 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
..........GODDAMMIT, I DIED

Somehow. Just, somehow. This totally works and is completely in character for the both of them.

/spams everyone with this because it is amazing

[identity profile] sgt-crockets.livejournal.com 2010-12-02 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
When I got the song at first I was like "WAT WAT?! TF2 AND DISNEY WAT" but then it surprisingly worked. :|c

[identity profile] suckitimashark.livejournal.com 2010-12-02 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
iyaaaaaan this is amazing AND THE ENDING WITH THE EXCHANGE BETWEEN EVERYONE oh man kilo. perfect