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[identity profile] ysonightfurious.livejournal.com 2010-12-04 07:35 am (UTC)(link)
Toothless and Dug. School Uniforms - The Wombats.

They had found a stash of people clothes in a building labeled S-C-H-O-O-L, a place neither of them had ever went into before. They were strange clothes, orderly and trim. They smelt starchy and felt too stiff to Toothless. Dug simply stood there tongue out and tail wagging.

"These are clothes for small people. Small people give the best headpetting. Maybe there are some small people here."

Subtitles flashed and a helpful Microsoft Sam-esque voice accompanied it.

"I like getting things. My master wanted to me find a bird and get it for him. Maybe your friend wants to get things. You should get him things."

The bracelet translated it all into Dragonese for Toothless and he tilted his head in thought. Hiccup had those leg cover things, and a two cover things for his top parts and an armored cover for his headparts, even if he didn't wear it. But he didn't have one of those swishy things Astrid had and they had those here.

Toothless stared at Dug, then bounded over several racks of pants and shirts, knocking them to the floor on his way to a rack of dark green pleated skirts. He stared at them for a while before snatching one off it's hanger and turning back to Dug.

""

Dug was too busy trying to find his way out of an extra large blouse to answer his question.

"I will beat you white shirt thing. Because you are a shirt and I am a dog."

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[identity profile] has-a-hardline.livejournal.com 2010-12-04 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
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