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[featheryasshole]

DAS RULES
✔ Comment with a journal of a character you've thought of apping as though they are already in the game
✔ Tag around with new and old characters
✔ App all those characters
✔ ???
✔ PROFIT!
✔ This meme robbed from Ataraxion!

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Excalibur | Soul Eater

[legendarysword]

[There is a... thing. On a video feed staring at you. Piercingly. With black, soulless eyes.]

Space, eh? The final frontier! I remember my first intergalactic journey quite well, you know. It all started in the days as a delinquent. I was directionless, alone, and yet strangely popular. And then, one day, it all changed!

[He pauses dramatically. And doesn't continue. Has he stopped? Or maybe died? He's not moving...]

[fairygodtroll]

[ Stare. ]

It... all changed.

Wow! Fascinating. You win the storytelling award for being the best at telling stories!

 

That was sarcasm.

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[legendarysword]

Hm?

[legendarysword]

Fool!

ALSO 1/2 CAN'T BE TAMED

[fairygodtroll]

Huh?

[fairygodtroll]

Wow. Rude! Calling somebody a fool when you're dressed like that.

Foolishly.

With your dumb foolhat. That only a fool would wear! Fool.

[legendarysword]

Fool! Don't you know anything about fashion?

[fairygodtroll]

Fashion is stupid! Like your hat. So I guess it is the most fashionable hat that ever existed! Ever. Way to go!

[legendarysword]

It is, in fact! The tail of its creation is almost as epic as my legend, which began in the 12th century!

[fairygodtroll]

...You have a legend.

You.

Legend my spinal crease! You're about as legendary as the grubtoast I ate for breakfast. And it was pretty shitty grubtoast.

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[legendarysword]

Fool!

[legendarysword]

Do you want to hear of my legend?

[fairygodtroll]

No! I want you to stop FOOLing at me. Preferably right the fuck now.

[legendarysword]

I was lost, adrift on an ocean of sorrow. I had money and power, yes, but what use were they when I had no love? For you see, fate had torn us apart in the cruelest of ways!

[fairygodtroll]

...I said no.

[legendarysword]

It was a monotonous life; nights of wild celebration, living to the fullest as if afraid the world would end, and days spent in bed, sipping coffee and reading cheap literature. Ah, the folly of youth!

[fairygodtroll]

LALALALALALALALA, I'M NOT LISTENI-- wait, fuck you, that sounds awesome.

[ Replace "cheap literature" with "terrible fanfiction," GET VRISKA'S LIFE ]

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[legendarysword]

The lesson here is -

[legendarysword]

Always remember the importance of dental hygiene!

[fairygodtroll]

 

 

 

 

 

WHAT?

[legendarysword]

FOOL!

[fairygodtroll]

TOOL!

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[legendarysword]

[legendarysword]

[legendarysword]