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[featheryasshole]

DAS RULES
✔ Comment with a journal of a character you've thought of apping as though they are already in the game
✔ Tag around with new and old characters
✔ App all those characters
✔ ???
✔ PROFIT!
✔ This meme robbed from Ataraxion!

Comments

you're bootiful

[gotshotgun]

[give him a minute to process this

...and another

maybe one more]

All those years spent training and working my way up the ladder -- you mean that's all fake? All my accomplishments, all my medals, those girls back in Academy... Oh, those were the days. You're telling me they're a lie, soldier?

<3

[articletwelve]

[ is

is he actually listening

oh please let this last ]

That's right. You just ended up here after you were evaluated, like all of the other recruits. That's how it works.

[gotshotgun]

[Sarge hangs his head, shoulders slumped, looking defeated...

and then promptly stands up straight]

No. I won't believe it. I'm Sarge, goddamnit, and nothing you say will change that, rookie!

[articletwelve]

[ ...yep. saw that coming. ]

Freelancer, not "rookie." Look, the sooner you get this through your head, the better off you'll be.

[gotshotgun]

Oooh, I know your kind. You think you're better than us grunts, us hard-working soldiers because you got in from your daddy or on some 'scholarship.' Well let me tell you, I've put more sweat and tears into destroying the Blues than you'll ever know and I'm damn proud of it!

[articletwelve]

I-- hey! I earned my place, you're the one who thinks your little Blue vs. Red battle is real!

[gotshotgun]

Because it is! You don't know. You haven't seen the horror those Blues have done!

[articletwelve]

Because they haven't done any!

[gotshotgun]

Then where is my canyon, soldier?

[articletwelve]

--What?

[gotshotgun]

Those damn Blues stole it! I know they did! How can you sit here and tell me that isn't horrific?