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DAS RULES
✔ Comment with a journal of a character you've thought of apping as though they are already in the game
✔ Tag around with new and old characters
✔ App all those characters
✔ ???
✔ PROFIT!
✔ This meme robbed from Ataraxion!

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Really.
[oh she sounds so surprised]
Then I guess you'd better fill out form 357754 and requisition another one.

I don't recall that form. You have a copy you can transmit to me? [nevermind he's in a strange place and doesn't even know if Command can send anything here]

Do you have your fax machine on you?
[he totally should have it on him right?]

Fax machine? Let me check. [which he does. at length. oh Sarge] Nope! Don't seem to be carrying that, either. You sure that's standard issue?

Of course they're standard issue. There should be one in every base.
[oh my god he actually looked for it.]

I can't very well look for something in my base when my base is missing, now can I? Sir.

[she almost corrects the "sir" but whatever.]
Next time don't lose the base.

Is there another nearby in walking distance?

Won't happen again. Not on my watch.

[and let's see here ... Sarge looks around. then looks around some more. aaaaaaaand a bit more for good measure]

Nope. Don't see any.

Make sure of it.

[What is wrong with this guy? He actually looked? How does that help if he cant see it but its still walking distance?]

Let me redirect the call to someone with a map.

[oh hai elevator music]

Are you sure that's a good ide- [and then there's elevator music. Sarge grumbles a bit, then starts tapping his foot and, after a few more moments, singing along]

Do de doo, dum dum dadadeedum. Doop doop doopdedoop de dum. [like so]

[What an idiot. She's going to leave him there for an hour so she can actually get things done before getting back to him.]

Sorry, but it seems like the operator for maps is busy. Can I take a name and a message?

What? Oh, yes. [my, how time passes when you're listening to crappy music] This is Sarge from Red Team. I just need to find my base and my men so we can stop whatever dastardly plan those damn Blues have concocted!

[oh my god how the hell does he think that description is going to help at all?]
Alright, I'll just hang up and someone will be with you as soon as possible.

Roger that. I'll be here. Waiting. And watching. [and humming that song some more] Sarge out.

[that was possibly THE biggest idiot she has ever met. She feels sorry for anyone who works with him.]>

[OOC: Also this is getting bookmarked for reading on a rainy day. Just letting you know. XD]

[at least it wasn't Grif she talked to]

[ooc; \o/ woohoo]

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sorry for taking forever to respond. RL is annoying sometimes.

oh goodness, no worries!

By the way this entire thing has made me laugh so hard...

these two are amazing

Your Sarge is spot on. PLEASE PLEASE APP HIM. PLEASE.

osudbuosbgousg o////o

Ive been laughing my way through this entire thread. XD

yay I am glad

Good god, I love Sarge.

me too, but god I fret over writing him

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As sad as I am to end this I cant think of any more things without her getting bored. XD

it was def a hell of a lot of fun, so thank you!

Yeah, you too. Hopefully I'll see you again in a meme or something. I tend to tag around as Doc.

I'm hoping to find time to bring him to Sing, so here's hoping