THE NOMURA SYNDROME / FUCK IT'S LIEFELD MEME

[parasomnist]

Inspired by events from Manly Guys Doing Manly Things and also Cape and Cowl meems.

YOU GET NOTHING FANCY BECAUSE I'M LAZY unless someone has fancy images

SO

* IS YOUR CHARACTER A MANLY MAN!? ARE THEY KIND OF AVERAGE? ARE THEY ANYTHING BUT A WAIFLIKE BEAUTIFUL FLOWER? WELL TOUGH SHIT BECAUSE NOW THEY ARE A WAIFLIKE BEAUTIFUL FLOWER. DESCRIBE IN LAVISH DETAIL HOW KAWAII THEY ARE, HOW DELICATE SAKURA PETALS FLOAT IN THE BREEZE BEHIND THEM. BE AS OVER DETAILED AS YOU CAN IN YOUR PROSE. ALSO THEY INEXPLICABLY HAVE ZIPPERS AND POCKETS EVERYWHERE.

* LADIES CAN BE KAWAII UGUU SCHOOLGIRLS TOO. OR...

* IS YOUR CHARACTER ALREADY A WAIFLIKE BEAUTIFUL FLOWER? A KAWAII UGUU SCHOOLGIRL? WELL TOUGH SHIT BECAUSE NOW THEY ARE STRAIGHT OUT OF A ROB LIEFELD COMIC. LADIES HAVE A THREE INCH WAIST AND MISSILE TITS. GUYS HAVE PECTORALS THE SIZE OF WISCONSIN. AND EVERYONE IS DRESSED IN THONGS THAT SOMEHOW HAVE NINE BILLION POCKETS. ALSO, NO FEET.

IF YOU SOMEHOW WISH TO DRAW YOUR CREATIONS DO SO.

NOW GO FORTH.

Comments

[justamobster]

[ Ladon is wearing five belts, and not a one is holding his pants up. His shirt is made entirely of zippers, his pants have something akin to ace-bandages wrapped around them from hip to ankle, his classy wingtips are now big ol' boots with thick tread, and his hat is twice the size it needs to be and insists on slipping down over one eye.

His hair is as shaggy as usual, so no change there.

He stares down at his fingerless gloves and then at himself in abject horror. ]

What the fuck? Where the hell'd all these belts come from?!