[ He jumps a little, one hand flying to cover his junk, the other going up in defense. He's cringing all over, staring at her with utter alarm and hey what the fuck WHERE DO YOU GET OFF ASKING ALL THE QUESTIONS HERE ]
Whoa -- Christ, lady, calm your shit! I should be asking you, because I've never seen you in my fucking life! Oh my -- oh my God, was this date rape? Did you spike my drink? Fuck!
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[ He jumps a little, one hand flying to cover his junk, the other going up in defense. He's cringing all over, staring at her with utter alarm and hey what the fuck WHERE DO YOU GET OFF ASKING ALL THE QUESTIONS HERE ]
Whoa -- Christ, lady, calm your shit! I should be asking you, because I've never seen you in my fucking life! Oh my -- oh my God, was this date rape? Did you spike my drink? Fuck!