THE MORNING AFTER MEME

[cohesions]

REVENGE OF THE MORNING AFTER MEME: THE AWKWARDENING



Last night was great. You drank, you gambled, you ran around naked, you hooked up with a girl/guy or three-- too bad you can't remember it. Waking up in a hotel bed isn't so bad but...
Who is this person next to you?

You know how it is, folks!

1. Post with your character.
2. Tag other people and try and piece the night together or not. Up to you.
3. Anything goes so long as muns are cool with it.
4. ???!
5. Profit!

Comments

CT

[soundslikeafuckingkid]

[lol good fucking luck]

wow fuck me how do i html

[nippledetective]

[ hghgfhhgh god what is this AWFUL HEADACHE

rolls over

well she's...cute but ]

Fuck.

SAM FLYNN

[knowsjulesverne]

[illiterage]

[ haha morning, asshole. 4/20 ]

This is...jarring.

LEGION

[cohesions]

this is why I shouldn't tag while half asleep

[rebuildscience]

[Chellbot can't get drunk, obviously, but she might have glitched again because she can't remember how she ended up on a desk in the science museum.

Also another robot is here? Hi.]

ALTMAN

[reunified]

[ Why is this happening. ]

[notsoloyal]

[Because crushes that's why. And using Altman as a pillow.]

Ashley

[brbvirmire]

[in the Alliance, everyone wears the same bra. It's true.]

[notromanceable]

[It's okay, because they all have the same underwear too. The Alliance likes to keep it uniform.]

[Somehow, the pillow he currently has his arm around feels far less pillow-like, and far more... solid. And alive.

If he wasn't still dead to the world, he might have investigated. Instead, he'll slumber on, blissfully unaware.]

KNOCK OUT

[scratchback]

[ Human or bot, but you know you wanna be passed out in that backseat. ]

[notsoloyal]

[Forget the backseat, Shockwave's sleeping on the hood.]

Wanda Lehnsherr (Scarlet Witch)

[doesthemath]

[Better hope that Pietro doesn't walk in...]

[just_desserts]

[ HAY GURL HAY Gabe hasn't got his face deliberately mashed into your chest or anything. ]

Garrus Vakarian || Mass Effect

[thearchangel]

[cmdr_renegade]

[Shepard didn't tend to sleep deeply or for long, even at the best of times, but she was very comfortably situated in bed and she would damn well get all the sleep she could manage, when she could manage it. When the sheet draped over her failed to be sufficiently warm to maintain this perfect balance, without bothering to really wake up, Shepard reached over her side and grabbed Garrus's arm, pulling it over her torso and sleepily man-handling him into heat-based spooning.]

Raimi Matthews

[fuckinghubble]

[I assure you, he remembers EVERYTHING. ]

[brbvirmire]

[A certain half-naked soldier is using Raimi as a pillow. Wat do?]

TRIA

[apothanasia]

[ Because why the hell not. ]

Cathy Barrett

[ranfromnormal]

[She may or may not be sprawled over whoever is also in bed.]

[justamobster]

[ She sprawls, he snuggles! It's actually kind of cute.

That is, until he wakes up, blinks, and realizes he's in bed with someone. ] ... Shit.

James Vega

[notromanceable]

DAT FACE ;o;

[thearchangel]

[Also s'up Vega. Hopefully there's not a knee-spur or other spiny turian body part in your face.]

Jin

[supernova1006]

[ultimate tragedy? or ultimate lolz?]

[justamobster]

[ Hi Jin. You're being snuggled by a sleeping mobster. Squirm if you dare. ]

ALEJANDRO BORGES

[arachnophobe]

[chozobloodrites]

[Robot arms make surprisingly good pillows.]

Camille

[notjelly]

[IS YOUR BODY PREPARED]

Re: Camille

[a_perfect_end]

[YES.]

SOUNDWAVE

[allshock_notalk]

KEYWORDS. COMPLETELY. RELEVANT.

[a_perfect_end]

[Just gonna. Curl that arm closer.]

Good morning to you, too.

alec mcdowell }

[im_apimp]

[doesthemath]

[Have a mutant in bed, Alec. Wanda's stretched on her stomach, arm slung over his middle, and staaaarting to wake up.]

VICTOR FRIES/MR. FREEZE

[cryovengeance]

[AND WHY WOULD YOU.]

Because I can.

[ba_dum_chhhh]

[Last time they did this, there was just so much frostbite. This time, Joker's got his mittens on. And you can enjoy the feel of those mittens as he sensually draws a hand down your passed-out-last-night-so-you-earned-this-side, Victor.]

Wakey, wakey, snowflakey.

THANE KRIOS

[tablepuncher]

[thearchangel]

[And this is what we get for having drunk logs together.]

SHOCKWAVE

[notsoloyal]

HI THERE.

[dug_the_dog]

[Dug was very comfortable. He was so comfortable, he couldn't properly process how comfortable he was. It was fortunate he was asleep, else he might have attempted to do so.

As it was, he was stretched over two pillows, had kicked the blankets into a proper nest shape, and had his tail and back, and most of his butt snugly jammed against the side of Shockwave's head. Whatever he was dreaming about must have been awesome, because that tail wagged in an enthusiastic jerking motion and smacked the slumbering human-cybertronian across the face.]

Gamzee

[sopor_pies]

[why]

[pariahdom]

[Why not.]

FERON

[fortwoyears]

[cohesions]

[ Legion is the best body pillow. Prove me wrong. ]

Eridan

[pariahdom]

[WHAHAHA WHAT...]

Commander Jane Shepard

[cmdr_renegade]

[brbvirmire]

[Ashley yawns and rolls over, taking the last bit of the covers that had been over Shepard with her. Enjoy that sudden exposure to the cool morning air, skipper.]

The Joker

[ba_dum_chhhh]

[Trust me on this one: you don't want to remember last night.]