[It would help if Sam quit wiggling because that is, uh, awkward and about ten shades of Wrong, and also why...are neither of them. Wearing pants.]
Shh. [Because talking? Dead giveaway, and he doesn't want to get capoeira'd in the face. Awkward backrub with the free hand is a go.] Shhh.
[The cats nestle down with their kittens; the lambs have lain down with the sheep. You are cozy and warm in your bed--please, kid, go the fuck to sleep.]
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Shh. [Because talking? Dead giveaway, and he doesn't want to get capoeira'd in the face. Awkward backrub with the free hand is a go.] Shhh.
[The cats nestle down with their kittens; the lambs have lain down with the sheep. You are cozy and warm in your bed--please, kid, go the fuck to sleep.]