FORCED HONESTY

[ancillary]

MAGICAL ELEVATOR OF FORCED HONESTY

Your character has just stepped in to one of the teleporters only to find that it's not a teleporter at all! It's an ELEVATOR which is like a teleporter, but not-- your grandparents probably used these at one point. To make matters worse it's an ELEVATOR OF FORCED HONESTY.

○ COMMENT with your character
○ COMMENT other characters and start grilling them with questions they wouldn't answer truthfully under normal circumstances.
○ Abuse and beat the gift of truth like a rented mule
○ aww yiss

Comments

[wilywilyways]

They're not good for much anything else, no.

[stabbywheelfeet]

They do sort of ruin the look, don't they?

[wilywilyways]

That depends.

On you, when you look like this? Perhaps not.

[stabbywheelfeet]

... What does that mean?

[wilywilyways]

It means that any attraction I have to you is purely physical, as you have next to nothing betwixt those ears.

[stabbywheelfeet]

[Processing... processing...]

[EDGING TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ELEVATOR.]

I don't like humans.

[wilywilyways]

In case you hadn't noticed, that fine ass of yours is a fine human ass.

[JUST PICKIN' HER NAILS, WHATEVS.]

[stabbywheelfeet]

[Sideswipe promptly turns around in circles, in an attempt to see his own ass... like a cat chasing his tail.]

It doesn't even have lights on it.

[wilywilyways]

[REALLY.

MAKER, REALLY?]

Like I said, there is absolutely nothing rattling around in your head.

[stabbywheelfeet]

I just don't see what you can see in an aft with no lights.

[wilywilyways]

Look, they're-- a textile attraction. And also very shapely.

[stabbywheelfeet]

It looks better in metal.

[wilywilyways]

Not bucket-metal. But armor, yes, oh yes.

[stabbywheelfeet]

It is armor.

[wilywilyways]

Armor shaped like an ugly bucket.

[stabbywheelfeet]

Don't be jealous of my backside.

[wilywilyways]

Darling, you only wish your... 'aft' was so lovely as mine.

[stabbywheelfeet]

... No. Not really.