IT'S TWO TICKETS TO THAT THING YOU LOVE!

[has-a-hardline.livejournal.com]

HEADCANON MEME

1. Comment in the post listing your characters.
2. Other will reply with the name of one of your characters
3. You list three things that are your headcanon for that character.

Alternatively, someone can ask you a specific question about the headcanon you have for a certain character. This gives you the option to answer questions pertaining to certain subjects, or think about a question you hadn't considered/answered with your headcanon yet.

There's no limit to the topics or the amount of times someone can ask about a character. It can be huge things like how their life was before their canon, or something smaller like their first time making sweet sweet... um, baked goods for the family. As long as you think it's something that is accurate to your character but it isn't in their canon.

((Basic idea taken from spamnotmunky))

Comments

[janefuckinwayne.livejournal.com]

I VOTE SHE AND SHEP HAVE MANY MORE DRINKING ADVENTURES

[janefuckinwayne.livejournal.com]

Gangbangin' is so romantic~

[janefuckinwayne.livejournal.com]

Oh, Sarah. :')

[blood-on-torfan.livejournal.com]

1.) Shepard is a natural in bed, but has this really tiny snore when she actually sleeps. (As opposed to resting, which is like sleeping but more alert of her surroundings) People have tried to point it out before, but the looks she gives them at the accusation usually make people retract the claim.

2.)She loves ships, both wet-navy and space-navy. She can tell you everything and anything about them. It probably originally came from her being a navy brat and probably her father, but she's always taken long moments to just admire a ship from the outside for maybe an hour before someone finally brings up "Hey, you can come inside y'know." This also leads her more casual hobby to build models of these ships. There wasn't any room on the Normandy 1, but there's probably a mantle of them at her mother's house or something.

3.) Before she died, she tried to talk to her mother at least once a month. I'm not sure whether her father is dead or they're just in a no-talking phase, but her mother was always the more accepting one of the parents. Her mother is pretty open to Jane's livelihood, though always tries to make subtle hints that her daughter should find someone. Hannah (Jane's mother) probably also warned her daughter about the Asari given the Asari stereotype...I kinda wanna know what she'd think when she found out Jane is dating Liara >_>

[swarmfree.livejournal.com]

One more to kill time! What does Shepard think Veetor looks like under the helmet? What about Tali and Reegar?

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

Ask as many as you want, bb.

Shepard, like most non-Quarians, is part of the betting pool. Now, whether this pool is trans-planetary or whatever, it's predominantly human. (NO ASARI, that's cheating, and anyone caught cheating will be keelhauled. Yes, I know there is no keel on a spaceship. That just makes it more fun.)

Currently, Shepard has about 2000 credits on the idea that they look like humans with expandable jaws. (http://inadawords.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/blade-2-reaper.jpg) Joker says that you look like Xenomorphs (he backed it with 500 credits) and the eyes are a clever lure, like an anglerfish. Chakwas votes that you're incorporeal and made out of gases with an exoskeletal structure (her 5000 credit bid made everyone wonder just what she knew that they didn't).

[swarmfree.livejournal.com]

Scream. Joker's idea sounds cool, but fuck if I have anything good pictured.

Okay! Um. Out of her current ME2 squad, which teammate managed to piss off Shepard the most during a mission? How/why?

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

Current as in on the station?

Mordin.

The guy is good, very good, but he likes to leave out large chunks of information. Usually because he deems it irrelevant. Shepard does not like being uninformed. B[



Currently not on the station?

Jack.

SHE JUST HAS TO BLOW EVERYTHING THE HELL UP. WHETHER WE'RE IN THE BUILDING OR NOT. (still...it was kinda funny)

[screeee.livejournal.com]

Has he encountered any humans that he finds intriguing/tolerable/super obnoxious?

Also: What are his current thoughts on Red, her humans, and her living arrangements.

[savor-last-shot.livejournal.com]

1. Garrus and his dad have a strained relationship these days. Of course, this is canon. However, I'm going out on a limb and saying that they haven't talked much, if at all, since Garrus dropped out of C-Sec. Most of his communication with his family is through his sister. So, his father and he are basically giving each other the silent treatment.

2. His dad is the one who taught him how to shoot and sparked his interest in rifles and sharpshooting. Took him out to do the tradition shooting/hunting thing and really encouraged him to get good at it when he went into the mandatory military service.

3. Garrus strained relationship goes back a bit further then his leaving C-Sec. They used to get into arguments about criminal justice, how to handle them and how the rules ought to apply. It's what led to the rift in the first place.

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

HAL 9000

1. HAL cannot cook unless he has a recipe available to him. He's not programmed with them readily, since the Discovery has it's own meals pre-prepared, and he's not all that creative, so he can't cook on his own.

2. Singe he was still automatically running all of the Discovery, as Dave only shut down his higher thought processes, I imagine he still has the logs of the music Dave listened to when he was alone and is a little obsessed with Verdi's Requiem Mass (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AQIGymhSyA), since it was the last non-instrumental song Dave listened to.

3. Now that he's sure that they're beyond Jupiter, one of the main things he wants is to find a way to tell Dave what he was required to keep from him. HAL thinks that it will somehow ease the burden on his mind.

KANAYA

1. THIS ISN'T REALLY HEADCANON BUT I don't think Kanaya and her lusus ever had fights that were actually malicious in nature. I imagine that her lusus would occasionally wake up at night and teach her how to use her weapons probably, because she knew that one day she would be gone and Kanaya would need to defend herself.

2. She had tea parties when she was smaller and used to have more stuffed animals with which to have them. She eventually cut them up to make her first vest, which she shoved in between her bolts of fabric when she got older and realized how ugly it was. Since she usually reached past it a lot, Kanaya got used to it always being there, and now that she's in the Veil, she sometimes misses the little things, like how her fingers used to brush against it every time she went for a new length of fabric.

3. She has a lot more faith in Karkat then she lets on, and actively enjoys talking to him, even though he is a douche sometimes. She figures that he is their leader for a reason, and puts a good amount of stock in him to know what the fuck is going on most of the time. She also doesn't give a damn about his blood color, since her own is so rare she doesn't see the point.

JUNIOR

1. He's easily confused and doesn't really understand that not all scaley things are his friend. This would worry Tucker more if he wasn't strong as fuck.

2. Junior cannot swim worth a damn, since Tucker hasn't had the time to teach him and doesn't really know how to go about it. If the water looks deep to him, he will lift his arms up and jump around until Tucker picks him up. As a result, he doesn't like baths.

3. He thinks Red is like, his second mom or his dad or something. She is probably his favorite person on the station after Tucker.

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

TOOTHLESS

1. Toothless fucking hates sand. It gets under his scales and it makes him itch. Every time he sees a beach, he refuses to land unless Hiccup is all "It's important buddy :<"

2. Toothless doesn't like sleeping upside down for long periods of time, only napping. He hasn't done it in Hiccup's house since he accidentally broke one of the roof's support beams and Stoick sent him outside for the night.

3. Colors fucking AMAZE him. His visual spectrum allows him to see them a bit differently than normal, like sharper and more saturated. So every time he sees a new one he gets curious and excited.

TUCKER

1. Tucker is shit at knowing her limits. Back home, her trademark phrase was, "It's okay guys, I don't need to go to a hospital. I'm fine." It's mostly a pride thing, since she had a lot of guy friends and didn't want to seem weak and girly to them. One of the reasons she liked pretending to be a guy in Blood Gulch is because everyone would assume she could take it unless she asked for help personally.

2. Tucker has a high tolerance for cold and usually dresses poorly for it. She's actually gotten frostbite several times because HURR DURR WHAT AM LIMITS. So when it's like, 30 degrees out, she wears a long sleeve shirt and pants. The only reason she doesn't like snow is because it melts on her pants when she gets inside.

3. Tucker is a fast runner and has really good reflexes, but doesn't know how to use those to her advantage when she fights. She is like "A PUNCH TO THE FACE WILL SOLVE EVERYTHING" most of the time, because her top half is still rather well muscled. She usually resorts to her gun if the enemy is too far away to run to and stab. Despite the melee preference, she still has a fascination for sticky grenades.

[swarmfree.livejournal.com]

After doing Christmas events and farming in FFXI, I have returned! ...To more awful questions lmao.

Frotting does... little because of the suit. Idk. Frotting combined with the nerve-stim programs would be away of making do. Though he's like. Totally not in any relationships of that nature right now...

And no he does not. Unless he gets sick and frows up in the helmet, Veetor's suit is, uh, clean.

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

The idea of Garrus and his dad going shooting is awesome.

SO YOU GET MORE QUESTIONS.

What was the first thing Garrus ever killed? Did he feel awful or awesome about it? Did his mom cook it up and tell everyone to eat around the buckshot?

Also:

What was it like the first time he met an alien?

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

CAN TOOTHLESS SEE INTO THE OCTARINE?

[ysonightfurious.livejournal.com]

Toothless doesn't even know what that is

[savor-last-shot.livejournal.com]

I'm going to say some sort of turian deer-equivalent. And yes, his mom cooked it. This was before she had a neurological disease.

Honestly, he felt proud. The idea of feeling shame for hunting and for killing a dumb animal never really occurred to him. Just like the idea of feeling guilty for snuffing out criminal scum never really occurs to him.

The first time he met an alien... probably a volus or one of the other turian client races. He was a bit weirded out, but turians are pretty much prepared to enter the galactic stage as it is. So he got over it. Still a bit racist, though.

[blood-on-torfan.livejournal.com]

if Toothless ever saw a rave, would it be the most awesome thing ever or would he get a seizure from the color overload?

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

He would just stare at it for the longest time like it was some kind of fucking rainbow miracle. and then he would lie down ans look at it until he curled up and fell asleep.

You gotta accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative, and latch on to the affirmative

[moira-brown.livejournal.com]

Her first real mishap invloved calculating the airspeed velocity of a recovered lawnmower blade; she's been missing a chunk of her right ring finger ever since, and there's a large, keloidal reason she mostly wears jumpsuits.

When she was sixteen, she discovered that "hotwire" is technically not supposed to involve live current. Her short-term memory has never been quite the same.

But the deadliest, most exhilarating woopsie-doodle had to be what transpired while testing the sacred theorem of her classic holotape, do deathclaws dream of electric sheep.

Two drinks down, she'll brag about the fact that the hardest part? Was finding the sheep.

Inquiring Minds

[moira-brown.livejournal.com]

THE MOST DARING NARROW ESCAPE OF RED SNOUT'S LIFE. annnd go!

[has-a-hardline.livejournal.com]

1. Tucker knows too much about colors for her own good, and has a good eye for spotting the difference in hues and intensity. She uses design names instead of proper names, like calling her armor Aqua instead of Cyan, even though they're basically the same color.

2. Aside from regular HURR DURR CLUB DANCING, Tucker doesn't know how to actually do any formal dances that aren't a run-of-the-mill waltz. She took one ballroom dance class for a girl she wanted to impress, but the girl was like "lets stay friends".

3. Tucker has 4 brothers and 3 sisters and is also the oldest out of all of them. She's not terrible with kids, but she had no patience for their stupid a lot of the time, and ended up yelling at them a lot of the time. She actually can't stand the sound of a small kid crying and will pretty much give them anything or do anything to shut them up, but she doesn't crumble under puppy eyes.

4. Tucker and Junior sleep in the same bed. The only time they slept apart was her first attempt to put him in a poorly made cradle, and he broke out of it and snuggled up next to her. If anyone asks her about it, she is just like "I'm too tired to care" or "well... he's kinda my kid".

5. Tucker is dead to the world until noon, or until she drinks a cup of coffee. She developed a taste for drinking it black because she was trying to be all manly man, and eventually ended up actually liking it.

[oneliners.livejournal.com]

lmfao now i'm imagining Emile poking his head into Kat's work. She fucking hates aliens but is all GIMME GIMME GIMME about their tech (or any information in general)

also lol manslut

[oneliners.livejournal.com]

ok i have to ask.

if he could would he act this out with holograms. Like simmons in the holoroom with holo-sarge.

[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

"Hey Kat, I picked up this weird thing on the battlefield, think I should turn it in?"

Kat: "Yes, of course, gimme." /never reports it