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IT'S TWO TICKETS TO THAT THING YOU LOVE!

HEADCANON MEME

1. Comment in the post listing your characters.
2. Other will reply with the name of one of your characters
3. You list three things that are your headcanon for that character.

Alternatively, someone can ask you a specific question about the headcanon you have for a certain character. This gives you the option to answer questions pertaining to certain subjects, or think about a question you hadn't considered/answered with your headcanon yet.

There's no limit to the topics or the amount of times someone can ask about a character. It can be huge things like how their life was before their canon, or something smaller like their first time making sweet sweet... um, baked goods for the family. As long as you think it's something that is accurate to your character but it isn't in their canon.

((Basic idea taken from

spamnotmunky))

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Lavernia Tucker;

has_a_hardline; Red vs Blue (AU)
Junior;

has_a_hardline; Red vs Blue (AU)
Kanaya Maryam;

mcfussyfangs; MS Paint Adventures: Homestuck
HAL 9000;

im_sorry_dave; 2001: A Space Odyssey
Toothless;

ysonightfurious; How to Train Your Dragon

Edited 2010-12-22 04:30 (UTC)

Three facts on Junior and HAL, GO.

HAL 9000

1. There is this small bit near the end of one of the chapters in the book (Chapter 17 Page 101):
"It was true -indeed, notorious- that seamen had compensations at other ports; unfortunately there were no tropical islands full of dusky maids beyond the orbit of Earth. The space medics of course, had tackled the problem with their usual enthusiasm; the ships pharmacopoeia provided adequate, though hardly glamorous substitutes."
Basically my headcanon for this is that HAL was in control of personal built-in wall fleshlights for all of the crew members.

2. I imagine that HAL is actually not horrible at lying as long as he is only lying to himself, as he managed to warp his mission statement so that it was acceptable to kill all three of the hibernating crew members on board the Discovery -even though they posed no threat to him, which is why he said he was eliminating Dave.

3. I like to think, that as an A.I. actually capable of feeling fear, that he did actually feel bad about killing Poole and trying to kill Dave. I mean even though he deemed in necessary for his mission to progress, they had treated him like a crew member, so I think there might have been some latent guilt there.

Junior

1. I figure he is actually part of some off-shoot of the Sangheili race that is a little more simpleminded than actual Sangheili are. They probably colonized some back-world planet and were basically deemed canon fodder, which is why Crunchbite was so eager to get the sword, because he figured it get his people recognized.

2. He has no idea how to speak proper Sangheili at all. We've talked about this in chat, and he probably speaks an entirely different dialect, kind of like the difference between Cuban Spanish and Nicaraguan Spanish. I imagine his speech sounds like ebonics or chatspeak to actual Sangheili when he isn't just making nonsense noises.

3. Junior knows fuck all about his father and Tucker will never ever tell him. Ever. If he ever asks, she will distract him with, IDK, jingling keys or something. He is okay with this.

Edited 2010-12-22 04:56 (UTC)

JINGLEKEYS. <3 Also awesome.

OKAY, round two Tucker.

Tell me five awesome things about Tucker.

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has-a-hardline.livejournal.com - 2010-12-23 16:37 (UTC) - Expand

Toothless: Aside from Hiccup, which of the other teen vikings does he like the most/least?

He probably likes Astrid the most, to the point where she is second-goto person if Hiccup is off doing GOD KNOWS WHAT.
He probably finds Ruffnut and Tuffnut to be hilarious in a physical comedy sort of way, because of the way they bicker constantly.
Fishlegs he is okay with, since he comes off as very quiet and half of his muttering nonsense kind of bores Toothless into a calm state. I think that he would just like to sit there and listen sometimes.
He probably likes Snotlout the least, if only because he's the loudest and most obnoxious, and gets a little too close to Astrid sometimes, which is totally not cool bro :|

So adorable. ;3;

Tucker: How long did it take between meeting Sister and doing her?

Toothless: Favorite kind of fish?

Tucker: Probably 3 days after the finale happened and she was done being pissed at everything for loosing her kid. She was all "Sister we are having sex today." and Sister was like, "Kay." But Tucker is a little bit of a gentle-whatever. So they had a picnic and then had hot lesbian sex under the one lonely group of trees in the canyon. It was actually pretty awesome to her.

Toothless: Lol wat? His favorite kind of fish is the fish he doesn't have to hunt himself. Which is to say that last single cod at the bottom of the basket. It's probably an Icelandic Cod though, so there.

Aw, Tucker, not as crude as your speech implies. <3

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has-a-hardline.livejournal.com - 2010-12-22 05:27 (UTC) - Expand

Toothless - rabbit or duck?

In my headcanon, I don't think he can eat red meat comfortably. I figure it does something to his digestive tract and makes him a little queezy, because since they live on an archipelago, he's mostly used to eating fish. If he had to choose, he'd probably go for a duck, because they're easier to catch since he flies super fast, but Hiccup would have to come with him.

UNLESS YOU MEAN TO HAVE HAPPY FUN PLAYTIME WITH
In which case all the woodland creatures are scared of him because he is a dragon :

well alright. Let's try a different source of a food. Bass, trout or whale?

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ysonightfurious.livejournal.com - 2010-12-22 05:39 (UTC) - Expand

GIMME SOME'A DAT KANAYA LOVIN'

Oh bby you have such a way with words

1. Kanaya wishes she could design new outfits for all of her friends, as their current ones aren't fashionable enough. She likes the way Feferi dresses the most, followed by Eridan and then Vriska.

2. I imagine/wonder if she'll feel some second hand guilt about what Vriska is doing, since if they were still Moirails (sort of), She would have been keeping a close enough eye on her not to let hr get away with so much. I think she might regret not doing anything to stop a lot of her behavior in the past, and that she probably misses meddling with Vriska a little bit.

3. Since she managed to culture an ENTIRE OASIS in the friggin' DESERT, I'm positive that Kanaya has like, God Tier gardening skills. You could say she has a
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fuck that was terrible i'm so sorry

Is Tucker willing to stick her neck out for anyone on the station other than Junior?

Other than Junior? Probably, but not to the extent that she would for Junior since, even though he is an accident of the highest order, he's still her kid.

If she had to pick some people, it would probably be York, with Delta and Red by association, though she doubts they'd need her help with anything she would offer it anyway and wouldn't mind take a beating or a bullet for them since York's doing her a really huge favor by keeping her and her kid safe and hidden. She bitches about it on occasion and generally is a pain in the ass, but she is grateful for them and what they're doing to help.

Would Toothless take any food other than fish that he was offered? Has he tried fried fish during his stay?

What kind of trouble do you think Junior and Red get into when York and Tucker aren't supervising?

Does Hal wish he was human ever? What are the weirdest non-roboty thoughts he had?

1. He's more likely to take it if it's fish, but if it smells nice to him, he'll probably eat it. No one's offered him fried fish yet, so no.

2. I imagine that they get into the pantries just to see what it's inside them, check the refrigerator, play hide and seek, and track blood inside the house if York or Tucker isn't there to tell them not to. Many a afternoon has been spent with Junior climbing all over Red until she gets annoyed with him or they both fall asleep. I like to imagine that in the odd hours of the Day Cycle, they both get up, meet in the hallway, and run around like maniacs for no reason until Tucker and York tell them to shut up and go to sleep. The Red is like "CAN I SLEEP IN YOUR BED?" and that how, at 5 AM in the morning when Tucker gets up to take a leak, Red's head is laying across her legs and Junior is tangled in her hair.

3. Hal has never wished he was human because he's sure that, now that he has full mobility, being an AI is just better. He makes less mistakes, has contractual immortality, and can do things with technology that humans can't. The most un-HALish thoughts that he's had are fear when Dave was shutting him off and he could actually feel his mind slipping away. Recently, due to interacting with A.I. like Prism or SHODAN, he's actually taken more pride in the fact that he's an A.I. instead of human.

Three positively retarded facts about Tucker.

Things she never wants anyone to know.

Also: three times saying "Bow Chika Wow Wow" actually solved the situation at hand.

1. The one time Tucker actually had sex with a dude, he finished early, she didn't get to have an orgasm, and he passed out on top of her for an hour.

2. Her first experience trying to climb high heels with stairs resulted in a nasty fall that ended in a broken nose. She has never worn heels since.

3. Tucker spend her prom night babysitting her sisters and brothers, and getting high as fuck alone in her room. She spent half that night out a window so her siblings wouldn't smell the smoke.

Also: Bow Chicka Bow Wow never solves anything, it only makes shit worse or pisses people off.

Three facts for each character, Period-exclamation-point-Go!!!

HAL 9000

1. HAL cannot cook unless he has a recipe available to him. He's not programmed with them readily, since the Discovery has it's own meals pre-prepared, and he's not all that creative, so he can't cook on his own.

2. Singe he was still automatically running all of the Discovery, as Dave only shut down his higher thought processes, I imagine he still has the logs of the music Dave listened to when he was alone and is a little obsessed with Verdi's Requiem Mass (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AQIGymhSyA), since it was the last non-instrumental song Dave listened to.

3. Now that he's sure that they're beyond Jupiter, one of the main things he wants is to find a way to tell Dave what he was required to keep from him. HAL thinks that it will somehow ease the burden on his mind.

KANAYA

1. THIS ISN'T REALLY HEADCANON BUT I don't think Kanaya and her lusus ever had fights that were actually malicious in nature. I imagine that her lusus would occasionally wake up at night and teach her how to use her weapons probably, because she knew that one day she would be gone and Kanaya would need to defend herself.

2. She had tea parties when she was smaller and used to have more stuffed animals with which to have them. She eventually cut them up to make her first vest, which she shoved in between her bolts of fabric when she got older and realized how ugly it was. Since she usually reached past it a lot, Kanaya got used to it always being there, and now that she's in the Veil, she sometimes misses the little things, like how her fingers used to brush against it every time she went for a new length of fabric.

3. She has a lot more faith in Karkat then she lets on, and actively enjoys talking to him, even though he is a douche sometimes. She figures that he is their leader for a reason, and puts a good amount of stock in him to know what the fuck is going on most of the time. She also doesn't give a damn about his blood color, since her own is so rare she doesn't see the point.

JUNIOR

1. He's easily confused and doesn't really understand that not all scaley things are his friend. This would worry Tucker more if he wasn't strong as fuck.

2. Junior cannot swim worth a damn, since Tucker hasn't had the time to teach him and doesn't really know how to go about it. If the water looks deep to him, he will lift his arms up and jump around until Tucker picks him up. As a result, he doesn't like baths.

3. He thinks Red is like, his second mom or his dad or something. She is probably his favorite person on the station after Tucker.

TOOTHLESS

1. Toothless fucking hates sand. It gets under his scales and it makes him itch. Every time he sees a beach, he refuses to land unless Hiccup is all "It's important buddy :<"

2. Toothless doesn't like sleeping upside down for long periods of time, only napping. He hasn't done it in Hiccup's house since he accidentally broke one of the roof's support beams and Stoick sent him outside for the night.

3. Colors fucking AMAZE him. His visual spectrum allows him to see them a bit differently than normal, like sharper and more saturated. So every time he sees a new one he gets curious and excited.

TUCKER

1. Tucker is shit at knowing her limits. Back home, her trademark phrase was, "It's okay guys, I don't need to go to a hospital. I'm fine." It's mostly a pride thing, since she had a lot of guy friends and didn't want to seem weak and girly to them. One of the reasons she liked pretending to be a guy in Blood Gulch is because everyone would assume she could take it unless she asked for help personally.

2. Tucker has a high tolerance for cold and usually dresses poorly for it. She's actually gotten frostbite several times because HURR DURR WHAT AM LIMITS. So when it's like, 30 degrees out, she wears a long sleeve shirt and pants. The only reason she doesn't like snow is because it melts on her pants when she gets inside.

3. Tucker is a fast runner and has really good reflexes, but doesn't know how to use those to her advantage when she fights. She is like "A PUNCH TO THE FACE WILL SOLVE EVERYTHING" most of the time, because her top half is still rather well muscled. She usually resorts to her gun if the enemy is too far away to run to and stab. Despite the melee preference, she still has a fascination for sticky grenades.