IT'S TWO TICKETS TO THAT THING YOU LOVE!

[has-a-hardline.livejournal.com]

HEADCANON MEME

1. Comment in the post listing your characters.
2. Other will reply with the name of one of your characters
3. You list three things that are your headcanon for that character.

Alternatively, someone can ask you a specific question about the headcanon you have for a certain character. This gives you the option to answer questions pertaining to certain subjects, or think about a question you hadn't considered/answered with your headcanon yet.

There's no limit to the topics or the amount of times someone can ask about a character. It can be huge things like how their life was before their canon, or something smaller like their first time making sweet sweet... um, baked goods for the family. As long as you think it's something that is accurate to your character but it isn't in their canon.

((Basic idea taken from spamnotmunky))

Comments

[screeee.livejournal.com]

Raptor Red
Virgil (OC)
RED Pyro: Team Fortress 2 (AU)
Jack Ryan: Bioshock

[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

Does Virgil have any STDs?

[suckitimashark.livejournal.com]

Carcharians have superb immune systems, so he rarely gets sick. Even if he were to say... pay three dollars for a threesome in a shady space-cantina, the likeliness of him getting sick from it is relatively low. Carcharians are notorious carriers of STDs, though.

Virgil himself is clean. His ship's doctor tested him all the time JUST TO BE SAFE. (And as an excuse to jab him repeatedly with needles for being a douche bag.) Despite sexually harassing everything that moved back home, he was faithful to the two partners he had.

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

Dammit, I want to know all of the things, but I'll have to be more specific.

What does Virgil miss most about being away from his bros?

Is Red going to learn how to dance for the dance, or just wing it? Does she know how?

Three other facts bout any of them that I haven't asked about already. GO.

[suckitimashark.livejournal.com]

Virgil really misses his bff Archer most of all. This was the guy that he grew up with, the guy who always had his back, the guy who was tortured and still refused to give Virgil up to the space-mob. The concept of friendship and family is a hard one for carcharians to grasp, they're solo by nature. So Virgil actually has a freaky kind of co-dependence on Archer. He feels strangely hollow without him.

Oh yeah. And Gardenia's tits. He misses those.

Red was actually taught how to do several dances, namely classical waltzes that don't involve any kind of jumping. She has also learned the Numa Numa dance ala Rookie.

RED Pyro is an excellent cook particularly with Greek food. He is terrified of koala bears. He smokes two joints 'fore he smokes two joints.

[nobleleader.livejournal.com]

WHAT'S RED'S FAVORITE FOOD.

[suckitimashark.livejournal.com]

Red isn't really picky. If it's bloody and fresh and took very little effort to acquire, she will love it.

[has-a-hardline.livejournal.com]

What goes through Red's head when she decides to climb into people's beds?
If she crawls into Tucker and Junior's, why will she be doing so?

[screeee.livejournal.com]

In the books, Red and her sister sleep huddled together for warmth and comfort.They're social creatures~

Because Red has grown to associate York with family, she sleeps with him whenever she feels the urge.(Which is most of the time huuur) Junior is already firmly filed under chick-status, which makes Tucker family too. (She would prefer it if York would sleep with Tucker, her and Junior and wonders why they sleep in separate rooms at all but is chalking it up to 'humans are weird' for the time being)

[has-a-hardline.livejournal.com]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

wait what

[theniputitback.livejournal.com]

Three cool sharky facts about Virgil.:D

What does Red think is the strangest thing about human behavior?

[i-would-kindly.livejournal.com]

Haha I am pretty sure most of the sharky things are pretty apparent but I will list them off anyway.

Stroking his throat equates to flipping a shark on its back: involuntary relaxation. His teeth grow back. He doesn't chew his food, has no gag reflex, and sometimes eats things that aren't food because they inexplicably look delicious to him. If subjected to captivity, he will go crazy and kill himself. (The same way large sharks in captivity will repeatedly ram into the walls of their tanks until they die huuur)

Red thinks that humans are very interesting. Everything is super weird to her but I think that what intrigues her most is that they are so different. The customs differ from person to person and she can't keep it straight. Some humans "Can't dance" and to her it is like 'wat it should be instinctive what do you mean you can't'.

Also bathrooms. What the hell the poop disappears how do you leave each other message- oh yeah network devices.

[janefuckinwayne.livejournal.com]

The most hideous thing Virgil ever fapped to. Pythagorean formulae don't count.

What's Red's favourite part of her raptor body? What about her human one?

[screeee.livejournal.com]

Virgil sometimes faps to the thought of him cloning himself and then either A) Gangbanging Gardenia, B) Fucking the hell out of himself. He says no, but he knows he means yes.


Red is pretty vain. She's happy that there is so much food around so she can have the plumpest thighs in all the land. She doesn't think much about her hologram. If it became a physical form for her, she would really enjoy her tongue, though. She will put everything in her mouth.

[janefuckinwayne.livejournal.com]

My face is torn between the most hideous grin and the most disapproving frown. Virgil, you dog.

And hahahaha Red! Plump thighs indeed. :')

[i-would-kindly.livejournal.com]

Virgil will never admit it but it makes him all warm and fuzzy nonetheless.

She has the raptor equivalent of dat ass.

[janefuckinwayne.livejournal.com]

Gangbangin' is so romantic~

[circuitry]

What kind of memories about his nonexistent family does Jack have?

[screeee.livejournal.com]

Jack thinks that he was raised on a small farm in the midwest. He was a good boy who loved his parents and was content in his routine of 'wake up, do chores, eat, go to bed, repeat.' While his memory is incomplete, he hasn't really noticed it.

Specifically, he remembers his mom letting him drink cream when he was a kid and his dad wasn't around, and the first time his dad took him out for a beer and a smoke.