IT'S TWO TICKETS TO THAT THING YOU LOVE!

[has-a-hardline.livejournal.com]

HEADCANON MEME

1. Comment in the post listing your characters.
2. Other will reply with the name of one of your characters
3. You list three things that are your headcanon for that character.

Alternatively, someone can ask you a specific question about the headcanon you have for a certain character. This gives you the option to answer questions pertaining to certain subjects, or think about a question you hadn't considered/answered with your headcanon yet.

There's no limit to the topics or the amount of times someone can ask about a character. It can be huge things like how their life was before their canon, or something smaller like their first time making sweet sweet... um, baked goods for the family. As long as you think it's something that is accurate to your character but it isn't in their canon.

((Basic idea taken from spamnotmunky))

Comments

/so late

[featheryasshole]

Davesprite here!

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

OH BB GIVE ME ALL YOUR FACTS

OR JUST THREE IDK

Bonus points for any headcanon involving stuff that happened in his doomed John-and-Jade-less timeline because laskjd;akj so sad ;__;

[featheryasshole]

JUST FOR YOU BB~ <3

1. Dave and Rose only met face-to-face once during those four months, since getting from planet to planet was kind of difficult with an incomplete loop. The meeting was incredibly awkward and involved quite a bit of crying. They never talked about it afterwards.

2. They didn't find out exactly what had happened to John until Rose started figuring out her Seer powers and saw his body through her crystal ball.

3. The reason Davesprite released himself instead of staying to help was because he knew he was going to die soon and didn't want Dave to have to deal with that.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

BAWWWWW SO MANY SADS. Davesprite has pretty much the shittiest deal out of anyone in the entirety of Homestuck y/y

He needs all of the comforting pats on the head. All of them. D:

[featheryasshole]

honestly pretty much everyon in Homestuck has an incredibly shitty deal but I'm still going with Y :(

And yes, he really does.
/pats Davesprite
/gets glared at

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Inorite. They're all just dumb messed-up kids who never had a chance to be normal and and and bawwwwwww! Brb, returning to the horn pile. ;___;

[featheryasshole]

It's always like I read updates and go 'oh lol so funny :D'
and then I actually think about it and go 'D: bawwww'

is there room on the horn pile cause i need to do some weeping now ;_;

[featheryasshole]

though with recent updates there's been quite a bit less lol and a lot more baww :|a

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Ohgod, this. Pretty much everything since Jade: Enter has been TEARS, EVERYWHERE
I mean. The latest pages. Poor Tavros and oh god no Vriska and aslkjsa;lkj MY HEART. D:

[featheryasshole]

INORITE. It's all just been DEATH and DESTRUCTION and TEARS and BLOOD and D:

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

I REMEMBER WHEN THIS WEBCOMIC WAS ABOUT KIDS AND FUN >:(

It makes me really look forward to the upcoming alchemisation montage for Jade, though. HUSSIE CAN'T MAKE THAT INTO A GRIMDARK SOBFEST, RIGHT?

Right?

Oh god he's going to find a way isn't he dakljd;lkj

[featheryasshole]

But it'll be on Christmas, won't it? Hussie wouldn't do something like that on Christmas. A-at least I think he wouldn't.

No, wait. He totally would. D:

CURSE YOU HUSSIE

Re: /so late

[teal-deer.livejournal.com]

Dead!John and Dead!Jade timeline facts. Give me them.

[featheryasshole]

/dives into pile of headcanons

1. The shenanigans to get the code for Fear No Anvil from Hephaestus involved a lot of very complicated time looping and a pile of dead Daves. Even then Dave only barely got away. The denizen was pissed.

2. Dave would have gone back pretty much immediately after finding out how John died. The 'wait, get stronger and learn all we can' idea was all Rose. A little part of him resented her for that because it actually was the smart thing to do but he just wanted to save John and Jade already.

3. This happened.

[teal-deer.livejournal.com]

oh god

davesprite why you gotta be so baww ;_; ORANGE DAVE IS THE SADDEST DAVE.

*picks up and buries face in feathers*

(And now this only makes my burning desire for a Jade even moar.)

[featheryasshole]

oh man a Jade would be so awesome

and by awesome I mean

...

bawwsome

B|



sorry

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

OH GOD #3 WHY

WHY YOU DO THIS as;lka;lk;

[featheryasshole]

I do this because I am evil and hate all that is good and happy in this world.



:'(

[circuitry]

oh ow my heart >':

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

oh god I clicked number 3 with a vague inkling of what it is and closed out immediately when my suspicions were confirmed

i don't need to cry right now ;______; AND THAT IS VERY BAD FOR MY PURPOSES OF NOT CRYING

[featheryasshole]

Yeah, I should have included a warning about how that link may induce uncontrollable weeping, but I forgot

sorry D:

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

No, no, it's okay! I've read it all before, so I got out in time. XD; NO TEARS HERE.

god davesprite why are you the saddest YOU MAKE EVEN VRISKA SHED A TINY, SHRIVELED BLACK-CERULEAN TEAR

...and speaking of sadness cues the 8-bit section in Umbral Ultimatum gets me EVERY DAMN TIME WHAT THE HELL WHY DOES MUSIC DO THIS TO ME.

/still trying to think of a question sob

[featheryasshole]

You cannot beat Davesprite in a sad-off. He is simply the best there is. :(

Ohgod Umbral Ultimatum that song is so damn effective. I've seriously heard it like a hundred times and still every time it takes me through every possible emotion between OH SHIT and WEEPING IN THE HORN PILE.

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

I'm buying album 6 the moment it comes out... pretty much entirely for that song. I HAVE NO DOUBT THAT THE OTHER SONGS WILL BE GREAT but the second it's out I'm snatching that shit up for high-res UU.

[featheryasshole]

Oh man I can't wait for album 6. UU and Frost and who knows what other awesomeness! and brand new themes to theorise endlessly over :3