http://screeee.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] screeee.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] singularityderp2010-12-25 01:03 am

HAPPY HOLIDAYS SING

Surge and I are here to wish ya'll a merry Christmas, happy holidays and all that. We decided to write a song. We expect you all to sing this. In chat.


On the first day of Singmas,
my true love gave to me
Parker in a series of vents

On the second day of Singmas,
my true love gave to me
Two Hypatia,
And Parker in a series of vents

On the third day of Singmas,
my true love gave to me
Three French whores,
Two Hypatia,
And Parker in a series of vents

On the fourth day of Singmas,
my true love gave to me
Four network posts,
Three French whores,
Two Hypatia,
And Parker in a series of vents

On the fifth day of Singmas,
my true love gave to me
Five gold cock rings,
Four network posts,
Three French whores,
Two Hypatia,
And Parker in a series of vents

On the sixth day of Singmas,
my true love gave to me
Six shots of Ryncol,
Five gold cock rings,
Four network posts,
Three French whores,
Two Hypatia,
And Parker in a series of vents

On the seventh day of Singmas,
my true love gave to me
Seven pervs a-perving,
Six shots of Ryncol,
Five gold cock rings,
Four network posts,
Three French whores,
Two Hypatia,
And Parker in a series of vents

On the eighth day of Singmas,
my true love gave to me
Eight racist Spartans,
Seven pervs a-perving,
Six shots of Ryncol,
Five gold cock rings,
Four network posts,
Three French whores,
Two Hypatia,
And Parker in a series of vents

On the ninth day of Singmas,
my true love gave to me
Nine A.I.s plotting,
Eight racist Spartans,
Seven pervs a-perving,
Six shots of Ryncol,
Five gold cock rings,
Four network posts,
Three French whores,
Two Hypatia,
And Parker in a series of vents

On the tenth day of Singmas,
my true love gave to me
Ten monsters leaping,
Nine A.I.s plotting,
Eight racist Spartans,
Seven pervs a-perving,
Six shots of Ryncol,
Five gold cock rings,
Four network posts,
Three French whores,
Two Hypatia,
And Parker in a series of vents

On the eleventh day of Singmas,
my true love gave to me
Eleven fiesta icons,
Ten monsters leaping,
Nine A.I.s plotting,
Eight racist Spartans,
Seven pervs a-perving,
Six shots of Ryncol,
Five gold cock rings,
Four network posts,
Three French whores,
Two Hypatia,
And Parker in a series of vents

On the twelfth day of Singmas,
my true love gave to me
Twelve trolls a-trolling,
Eleven fiesta icons,
Ten monsters leaping,
Nine A.I.s plotting,
Eight racist Spartans,
Seven pervs a-perving,
Six shots of Ryncol,
Five gold cock rings,
Four network posts,
Three French whores,
Two Hypatia,
And Parker in a series of vents

[identity profile] mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com 2010-12-25 07:05 am (UTC)(link)
;A;
SO.
BEAUTIFUL.

HEY YOU, CAROLING KIDS:

[identity profile] cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com 2010-12-25 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
GET OFF MY LAWN.


Also: awesome.

/uses appropriate icon

[identity profile] theniputitback.livejournal.com 2010-12-25 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
This is amazing. I LOL'ed at 'five gold cock rings,' no joke.

Also:

We expect you all to sing this. In chat. ON SKYPE.

Fixed it for you.:D

[identity profile] manipul8trix.livejournal.com 2010-12-25 11:40 am (UTC)(link)
Truly there was never a more beautiful arrangement of words than this. It's the pinnacle of human achievement. Brb sobbing tears of purest joy

Ok done

(Happy Christmas omg <3)
whistlesatengineers: ((Helmetless) Lawl)

[personal profile] whistlesatengineers 2010-12-25 02:09 pm (UTC)(link)
This is the best thing to wake up to :D