IC I NEVER

[up-in-flame.livejournal.com]

Okay, so Idk if any of ya'll have played I NEVER but here's the basics.
+DRINKS ERRYWHERE
+Character states something that they have never done
+Characters that HAVE done that thing have to take a shot
+Lulz ensue as embarrassing things surface
+Keep track of how many drinks your character has had in the subject line~
+Headcanon level-ups ensue

And here is an example in case that didn't explain anything.

IF YOUR CHARACTER WOULD NOT PARTICIPATE DUE TO PARANOIA: Find some way to make it work. This is a derp community that is what this is for

IF YOUR CHARACTER CAN NOT PARTICIPATE BECAUSE THEY CAN'T DRINK: What do you know, now they can. Thank you magic derp community.

So it is a dark and stormy night. Really stormy. The gale force winds have destroyed everything. Every building in the entire station is leaking except for Pyro's lampshade warehouse. After some panic on the network, he informed everyone that there was enough room for everyone to crash at his casa but everybody had to get along.

So. Everyone has gathered at a huge table to play cards (which got boring) and now the shotglasses are out and all bets are off. There's no way this could end badly.

Comments

[suckitimashark.livejournal.com]

[Virgil grins up a storm. Stuck in a room full of enemies that aren't allowed to hurt him? He is enjoying this far too much.]

[He raises his shotglass and proudly confesses:] Never have I ever performed cunnilingus.

[No one had ever asked. Fancy that.]

+1

[cupcake-dress.livejournal.com]

[SO, the first person was gonna have ta be her? Wasn't it?

Well heck, it weren't like it was particularly weird where she was from. Kaylee steeled up and took a shot.

Didn't have ta say nothin' though. It'd be rude.]

+1

[savor-last-shot.livejournal.com]

_{[Garrus coughs and takes a shot. Wheee.]}

[suckitimashark.livejournal.com]

[Oggles.] Really? Really? [No looking away now Kaylee. He's gonna want some details.]

[savor-last-shot.livejournal.com]

I've never been to Earth.

_{[SO SMUG.]}

+1

[up-in-flame.livejournal.com]

You don't live on a magical sex island without trying something new...

+1

[hows-the-knee.livejournal.com]

[TAKES A SHOT]

1

[cupcake-dress.livejournal.com]

What?

[Kaylee just sorta stares right back and looks a mite uncomfortable.]

We get some right fancy ladies on Serenity an...well theys pretty swai, okay.

+2

[up-in-flame.livejournal.com]

[Laughs.] Sniping us already?

[He's kind of curious to see how many of them are actually from Earth...

+1

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[Have a flat stare as Shepard does a shot.]

+1

[theniputitback.livejournal.com]

[Stares curiously at the Martian and takes a shot.]

[savor-last-shot.livejournal.com]

It's what I do.

[savor-last-shot.livejournal.com]

Sorry, Shepard.

_{[No he's not.]}

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[With this crowd?]

I have never hacked anything.

[suckitimashark.livejournal.com]

[Oggle oggle oggle.] Did you get it done in return?

[oneliners.livejournal.com]

[ :| Would you believe this is a human who is not taking a shot. ]

+a gajillion

[nobletwo.livejournal.com]

[ yeah, taking a shot to that. ]

[cupcake-dress.livejournal.com]

[She just blinks.]

but it ain't nice ta tell.

Still 2

[up-in-flame.livejournal.com]

[What am hacks]

[blacktwo.livejournal.com]

IN THE CLEAR!

2

[cupcake-dress.livejournal.com]

[Kaylee shrugs and does a shot.]

[terminatenomore.livejournal.com]

I have never kissed and or held hands with another being.

[ fucking wins this ]

2

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[Damn combat drones.]

Re: 2

[suckitimashark.livejournal.com]

[Kaylee why are you his perfect woman]

+1

[blacktwo.livejournal.com]

....Crap.