IC I NEVER

[up-in-flame.livejournal.com]

Okay, so Idk if any of ya'll have played I NEVER but here's the basics.
+DRINKS ERRYWHERE
+Character states something that they have never done
+Characters that HAVE done that thing have to take a shot
+Lulz ensue as embarrassing things surface
+Keep track of how many drinks your character has had in the subject line~
+Headcanon level-ups ensue

And here is an example in case that didn't explain anything.

IF YOUR CHARACTER WOULD NOT PARTICIPATE DUE TO PARANOIA: Find some way to make it work. This is a derp community that is what this is for

IF YOUR CHARACTER CAN NOT PARTICIPATE BECAUSE THEY CAN'T DRINK: What do you know, now they can. Thank you magic derp community.

So it is a dark and stormy night. Really stormy. The gale force winds have destroyed everything. Every building in the entire station is leaking except for Pyro's lampshade warehouse. After some panic on the network, he informed everyone that there was enough room for everyone to crash at his casa but everybody had to get along.

So. Everyone has gathered at a huge table to play cards (which got boring) and now the shotglasses are out and all bets are off. There's no way this could end badly.

Comments

[suckitimashark.livejournal.com]

[Virgil grins up a storm. Stuck in a room full of enemies that aren't allowed to hurt him? He is enjoying this far too much.]

[He raises his shotglass and proudly confesses:] Never have I ever performed cunnilingus.

[No one had ever asked. Fancy that.]

+1

[cupcake-dress.livejournal.com]

[SO, the first person was gonna have ta be her? Wasn't it?

Well heck, it weren't like it was particularly weird where she was from. Kaylee steeled up and took a shot.

Didn't have ta say nothin' though. It'd be rude.]

[suckitimashark.livejournal.com]

[Oggles.] Really? Really? [No looking away now Kaylee. He's gonna want some details.]

1

[cupcake-dress.livejournal.com]

What?

[Kaylee just sorta stares right back and looks a mite uncomfortable.]

We get some right fancy ladies on Serenity an...well theys pretty swai, okay.

[suckitimashark.livejournal.com]

[Oggle oggle oggle.] Did you get it done in return?

[cupcake-dress.livejournal.com]

[She just blinks.]

but it ain't nice ta tell.

[suckitimashark.livejournal.com]

That is just a myth. It's actually pretty nice. [For everyone. Especially him.]

[cupcake-dress.livejournal.com]

Nice try, Mister, but no cigar. I ain't half sloshed 'nough for them stories.

[She makes a little zipped lips motion and nods.]

+1

[savor-last-shot.livejournal.com]

_{[Garrus coughs and takes a shot. Wheee.]}

+1

[up-in-flame.livejournal.com]

You don't live on a magical sex island without trying something new...

+1

[howkickassiam.livejournal.com]

[ DIRTY LOOK, takes a shot. ]

[suckitimashark.livejournal.com]

Anyone I know?

[howkickassiam.livejournal.com]

I don't kiss and tell.

[ c: ]

[suckitimashark.livejournal.com]

Such a gentleman. [Pats his thigh like a creeper.]

[howkickassiam.livejournal.com]

[ i need an adult :||| ]

I try.

[suckitimashark.livejournal.com]

[Oh York, it is a good thing you didn't knock his hand away. He has largely lost interest in you now.]


[...But he will try again when you have more drinks in you.]

[feeltheraeg.livejournal.com]

[Kilo just stares blankly at the glass]

Sounds like a disease...

[suckitimashark.livejournal.com]

A plague on mankind, to be sure.

1

[has-a-hardline.livejournal.com]

[SHOT GETS]

I knew you were an asshole.

1

[suckitimashark.livejournal.com]

[He flashes his teeth.] Would you like to be the first?

[has-a-hardline.livejournal.com]

Your teeth are fucking mouth-razors. Hell fuck no.

[suckitimashark.livejournal.com]

I fail to see how it makes me an asshole, then.

[has-a-hardline.livejournal.com]

Pfff. If you wanted to, you could make the effort not to fuck around with your teeth. Doubt you would though. Especially when we're taking shots.

And you're still an asshole.

[suckitimashark.livejournal.com]

I won't deny being an asshole, but your reasoning is hard to follow. Should I be forcing my razor-mouth onto the loins of ladies who would be much happier with my dick or fingers?

1

[itsdecaf.livejournal.com]

I still don't quite see the point of this game.