Back home, a long time ago, I discovered Teh Internets. While on Teh Internets, I stumbled upon /b/, where I in turn discovered that humans are weird motherfuckers with all kinds of seriously fucked up fetishes. I then figured that for the lulz I'd create the most hideous website I could possibly think of and see if I could get the fuckers to actually give me money for this shit.

This resulted in Plush Rump, a pay website where you can view plush muppet porn. Now, for some context - humans have all kinds of TV shows for grublings that involve cute puppets doing stupid cute things.

So take something you liked as a grub, now imagine some motherfucker does the bucket thing to pictures of that thing you love killing each other inside buckets.

That is the website I run, and people pay me money to view this stuff.

I later learned that this stuff was a really good way to freak people out, which was in turn totally hilarious. So in your case, I found a machine around here that makes custom plushies and set it to manufacture a bunch of elaborate spider puppets just for you.

Just for you. Just to tick you, personally, off. and embarrass you.