IC TRUTH OR DARE MEME

[terminatenomore.livejournal.com]

TRUTH OR DARE

♦  Post with your character.

♣  Respond to others asking for a Truth

♠  If you think they're Truth is false, call Bullshit.

♥  If they're found to be Bullshitting, they have to preform a Dare. ANY DARE. NO EXCUSES.

♦  If they're not Bullshitting, you have to take their Dare.

♣  You can only lie when you're giving a Truth, because fuck you.

Comments

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Okay. That... Crustmass present or whatever that you sent me. Question!

Why did you own so many freakishly elaborate spider puppets in the first place?

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

Back home, a long time ago, I discovered Teh Internets. While on Teh Internets, I stumbled upon /b/, where I in turn discovered that humans are weird motherfuckers with all kinds of seriously fucked up fetishes. I then figured that for the lulz I'd create the most hideous website I could possibly think of and see if I could get the fuckers to actually give me money for this shit.

This resulted in Plush Rump, a pay website where you can view plush muppet porn. Now, for some context - humans have all kinds of TV shows for grublings that involve cute puppets doing stupid cute things.

So take something you liked as a grub, now imagine some motherfucker does the bucket thing to pictures of that thing you love killing each other inside buckets.

That is the website I run, and people pay me money to view this stuff.

I later learned that this stuff was a really good way to freak people out, which was in turn totally hilarious. So in your case, I found a machine around here that makes custom plushies and set it to manufacture a bunch of elaborate spider puppets just for you.

Just for you. Just to tick you, personally, off. and embarrass you.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

What.

That's... That's ridiculous. [TOO RIDICULOUS TO BE A LIE. So not calling this one. Eww eww eww.]

And.

Um.

I just want you to know that I really liked the presents you sent me, because they were soooooooo thoughtful and appropriate. And they are. Uh.

They are the very best gifts I have ever received.

I loved them.

[CHOKES ON OWN BILE, FOREVER, FUCK TEREZI AND FUCK HER DARES AND ARGH]

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

Awww, I'm so flattered! I didn't know you were into that kind of thing~ Man, so kinky, Vris.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

I. Oh my god you're disgusting. Just. The worst. The worst human and I hate you! I HATE YOU, you vile insufferable festering nookstain aaaaAAAAHHHHHHHH!

[RAGEFLAAAAAAAAIL!]

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

My gosh you hate me so much. I still don't know whether to be flattered or freaked out.

Vris, chica, I'm thirteen solar sweeps. I think I'm too old for you.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[FFFFFFFF!]

Jegus shitting fuck will you just get on with the whole "dying painfully" thing already!

 

 

 

I mean that platonically!