IC TRUTH OR DARE MEME

[terminatenomore.livejournal.com]

TRUTH OR DARE

♦  Post with your character.

♣  Respond to others asking for a Truth

♠  If you think they're Truth is false, call Bullshit.

♥  If they're found to be Bullshitting, they have to preform a Dare. ANY DARE. NO EXCUSES.

♦  If they're not Bullshitting, you have to take their Dare.

♣  You can only lie when you're giving a Truth, because fuck you.

Comments

[featheryasshole]

truth or dare? more like baww or baww here

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

...

Okay so sunflower seeds or popcorn?

[featheryasshole]

Popcorn.

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

Man I have no way to know if this is bullshit or not, so I'll just accept it. So yeah.

Hm.

Okay, plain, buttered, caramel, or mothafuckin cheddar?

[featheryasshole]

Mothafuckin cheddar all the way
across Skaia

crucible of unlimited creative potential full of cheese
you might even say the created universe will be really



cheesy
B|

ok that was really bad

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

That was kind of Jack levels of bad.

I laughed anyway.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

What was the last thing you cried about, Fake Dave? [Sadistic mockery of an innocent smile goes here]

[featheryasshole]

[Okay, let's be smart about this. No need to get ordered around by Vriska for something like this.]

The ending to Con Air. Most touching thing I've ever seen.

[Oh gog damn it]

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Haha! Oh, man. And to think I was worried that you'd be hard to read behind those shades of yours! At least think up a better lie, Fakey Fake Not Real Dave. Who is fake. And not real. And also dumb.

I...

call...

buuuuuuuullshit!

[featheryasshole]

Oh no, my incredibly obvious attempt to deceive the huge bitch didn't work. How shocking.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Heeeeeeeey, don't get all bitter! Did I touch a sore spot there? Haha!

Anyway. Dares. Let me think...

 

 

...Take off the shades.

[featheryasshole]

[That's it?]

Sure.

[The shades come off. Wow, orange eyes! Spoooooky!]

[Yeah, if you were hoping for drama about that, you came to the wrong Dave.]

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[Squints, stares, then sulks. Bluh.]

That's it? Lame! Are you serious? I was expecting missing ocular globes or some shit! Some kind of freakish Strider mutation or something. I dunno. What a rip-off!

[FUME FUME WHY WOULD STRIDERS BE SO INTENT ON HIDING SUCH PERFECTLY NORMAL EYES WHAT IS THEIR COLLECTIVE DEAL]

[featheryasshole]

[Striders are so intent on hiding their eyes because it is cool. That's all there is to say on the matter.]

[Aaaaand the shade go back on.]

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[Will rage about how she wasted her ultimate Davesprite-humiliating opportunity for THE REST OF TIME]

[circuitry]

HEY

HEY

DAVESPRITE HEY

Are you actually as okay with me as you seemed that one time you told me to stop messing with John, or was that just a stoic coolkid facade?

[featheryasshole]

[:|]

Not gonna lie here, I definitely haven't forgiven you for what you did, and probably never will. But it would be kinda exhausting to stay pissed at you constantly, and I trust you won't pull something like that again, so...

[shrug]

What I'm trying to say here is I'm not totally 100% okay with you. More like 75% or something.

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

Sup.

Simple one here - the hell happened with Cal? We've known about Bro's ventrilorap act for years, bro.

[featheryasshole]

Hey.

Ok. Remember what was about to happen with Cal before I showed up to stop you from making the biggest mistake of your life?

[Yeah, not going into further detail about this.]

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

...shit, man.

[ And with that profound statement, Dave nods. He understands completely. ]

So what happens now? I ain't calling bullshit, so do we just go our separate ways or something?

[featheryasshole]

Yeah, I think that's what we do. No need to pull any of that retarded dare shit.