IC TRUTH OR DARE MEME

[terminatenomore.livejournal.com]

TRUTH OR DARE

♦  Post with your character.

♣  Respond to others asking for a Truth

♠  If you think they're Truth is false, call Bullshit.

♥  If they're found to be Bullshitting, they have to preform a Dare. ANY DARE. NO EXCUSES.

♦  If they're not Bullshitting, you have to take their Dare.

♣  You can only lie when you're giving a Truth, because fuck you.

Comments

[circuitry]

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

Just how badly do you want to get Dave in your bucket?

[circuitry]

Oh my gog, human adult custodian of Daves'! I would never want to get him in my bucket! Why would you even ask something like that, it is so obscene.

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

[/long stare]

...

Okay, I'm gonna call bullshit on this one.

[circuitry]

Jegus, Bro! The fact that I like Dave is an immutable fact I am stating for the record. It does not mean anything involving him and... being in pails... is what is taking place here. That is such a filthy suggestion!

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but my mind is kind of lodged in the gutter. Like, constantly, wedged right there where all the street filth threatens to take it down into the sewers. It is pretty well marinated in filth and hideousness.

[circuitry]

Pffft, obviously! What is it the deal with you coolkids and your dirty-mindedness, anyway. Try to be a little more culturally sensitive sometimes, sheesh!

Oh! I get to counter-dare you now! [asdfja;sd so many possibilities! What should she go with? Wait, she has an idea:]

I want you to take off your sunglasses. But no ninja speed! I want to be able to smell your eyes.

[what no that's not creepy at all what are you talking about.]

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Can you reeeeeeeeally smell lies? Or is that just one of your mischievous little exaggerations?

[circuitry]

Vriska, please. Of course I can smell lies! With as awesome as my nose is, why wouldn't I be able to pick up on their subtle yet distinct odor? It simply makes no sense!

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[Mmmph. Stupid lousy goddamn inscrutable Terezi. Is it worth the risk?

BLUH. Silly question. This is Vriska, after all! Please oh please let luck be on her side oh God]

Um.

Bullshit?

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[stare]

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[staaaaaaaare]

derp how does I html

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[Then finally:]

Hahahahaha! You lose, Serket!

Why would you even call bullshit on that? You know it's true! How many times have I been able to sniff out your deceit from your delicious blueberry bubblegum text? All of the times, that's what!

And now... I dare you to tell Bro that you looooooooved his freaky spider puppet present to you and how they were the best gifts you've ever received! Hehehehe!

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

What? No way! That doesn't even make sense! How... I mean... AAAAAAAARGH!

Fine. Fuck you. I'll go do that. Like I even care! That's pretty much the worst dare ever. Man! I expected way worse from the dreaded Redglare! You're losing your touch.

[circuitry]

I can taste and smell colors. How is this this any less believable?

Whatever! Like I care about what you think of me. You still have to do it!

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[Hello, Terezi. This is Vriska. This is Vriska wearing a rather splendid cerulean scalemate costume and looking incredibly pissed off about it.]

Redglare. I'm.

Really sorry about any metaphorical shit that I pulled on you in the past, up to and including anything that may or may not have actually been my fault in the first place.

Yeah.

[GODDAMMIT, DAVE. (http://community.livejournal.com/singularityderp/4803.html?thread=650435#t650435)]

[circuitry]

[Terezi leans in close, completely disregarding any notion of personal space, and inhales the cerulean sweet ice blue raspberry Kool-Aid smell of the scalemate costume. This... has to be one of the best things Terezi has ever smelled or heard. She will forever treasure this moment. Right after she gets finished laughing hysterically in Vriska's face.]

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[THIS FACE FOREVER, TRUTH OR DARE IS THE WORST GAME AND YOU ARE THE WORST PEOPLE AND AAAAAAAA]

wow i should not have tried to tag so late last night EDIT

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

Alright, Terezi, time to grab your fuckin' cane and batten down the hatches, 'cause hurricane Dave just hit town and its bringing a whole goddamn storm of awesome in its wake. Weather Channel doesn't even know what to do about this shit. Got all their meteorologists hidin' under their desks, praying for salvation.

[ -shit what was his question ]

[ SHIT HE HAD A QUESTION LIKE FIVE SECONDS AGO SERIOUSLY ]

[ UH... ]

Best and worst smell you've found here. Go.

[ oh great fucking job that is definitely what you were going for dave ]

/reassuring shoulder pat and also aaaasdfasfdsd :'( re: dat update

[circuitry]

[Oh snap, a wild DAVE appears! This shit is going to be intense. She even plays along and searches her fetch modus for the bright peppermint smell of her cane in preparation for what is most definitely going to be the raddest, most world-shaking round of truth-or-dare in all of paradox space. This question will undoubtedly --




...wait, that's it? Seriously? That was pretty mundane, but whatever. Terezi doesn't let the surprise cross her Cheshire Cat pokerface; she just leans forward on her cane with That Grin of hers.]

The junkyard was awful in general, but even worse were the chemicals used in the showers. They were so disgusting! And since the smell was so strong, it overpowered everything else in the room. I couldn't sense anything at all.

But the best smell is...

[DRAMATIC PAUSE]

Iiiiiiiiis.......


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IIIIIIIS......................





[okay now she's just being obnoxious]




Definitely your guardian's eyes! They smelled so sweet and good! [Terezi is just. so incredibly smug about this.]

[itsdecaf.livejournal.com]

If you're blind, how the hell could you see my hat?

[circuitry]

I can smell and taste its colors on the video feed! It is a delicious chocolatey brown.

[itsdecaf.livejournal.com]

[WEIRDED OUT. And he can't even call BS on that, cause:] Is that some bizarre space-person thing? [ALIENS, HOW DO?]

[circuitry]

Kinda sorta! I'm the only one who can do it, but any troll could learn how.

[itsdecaf.livejournal.com]

Well....okay then. And you can only do that through the video thing?