IC TRUTH OR DARE MEME

[terminatenomore.livejournal.com]

TRUTH OR DARE

♦  Post with your character.

♣  Respond to others asking for a Truth

♠  If you think they're Truth is false, call Bullshit.

♥  If they're found to be Bullshitting, they have to preform a Dare. ANY DARE. NO EXCUSES.

♦  If they're not Bullshitting, you have to take their Dare.

♣  You can only lie when you're giving a Truth, because fuck you.

Comments

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

Eh, the dying in a corner will happen eventually. Question is if you'll feel as gleeful about it as you think you will.

[OH YES WE CAN BE A CRYPTIC BASTARD IN THE SPAM COMM IF WE WANT, AND USE THE ROYAL WE, Since we're King Radical of Radicalland)

For now, I'm alive and well, and I want you to go over to Davesprite and give him a goddamn soliloquy on your knees about how he's the best coolkid on the planet. Like, my god, he's so awesome and you're unworthy to be in his presence. And make it sincere, will you?

[featheryasshole]

This should be good.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Um.

So. Uh.

Hello, Davesprite! You're. Not entirely the worst person who ever lived. And also, uh. I guess your shade of orange is particularly awesome.

[OH GOD SHE'S GOING TO CRY OR SCREAM OR EXPLODE OR ALL OF THE ABOVE]

And you're the most amazing coolkid ever and I'm not worthy to be in your presence and I wish I was as awesome as you.

...And I mean that sincerely and shit.

You are so cool.

[featheryasshole]

Wow, that is so sincere. Good to see you finally admitting the truth.

Not to me, mind you. I already knew how much you adore you.

You just had to admit it to yourself. Don't you feel so much better now?

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[SILENT GLARE OF LOATHING. ALL FOR YOU.]

...That depends! Is my sincere adoration quota done with? I wouldn't want to break any terms of any shitty dares or anything!

[featheryasshole]

Yeah, it's done. Wouldn't want you to strain anything.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

In that case, yes. NOW I feel much better, because Jegus fuck that was agony. Your brother's a sadistic little grubfuck, you know that?

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Ooh, is that a promise? Because I'd be heartbroken if you got my hopes up and failed to deliver. You wouldn't do that, right? You wouldn't dash a poor innocent little girl's dreams again?

And just. I.

I fucking hate you. But fine! I have a question for him, anyway. So I can kill two birds with one stone! Hopefully literally!

[RAGE RAGE RAGE]

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

Mamacita, I may be a huge asshole, but I keep my promises.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Are you trying to be all foreboding or make me feel guilty or some shit? Not going to work, asshole. Fine! Die. It's going to be great, and I'm going to throw a huge party to celebrate. And everyone will come and we will all talk about what an asshole you were before your oh-so-unfortunate death!

So there!

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

Naw, I'm tellin it like it is.

Make sure to bring a few six packs. And hire a real DJ will you? I want some sick beats if you're gonna be dancin on my corpse.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Hey, hey, whoa. Leave the lame funeral arrangement plans to the beloved familial unit you'll be leaving behind, okay? Sorry, dude, I'm going to be waaaaaaaay too busy having a great time to be worrying about that shit!