IC TRUTH OR DARE MEME

[terminatenomore.livejournal.com]

TRUTH OR DARE

♦  Post with your character.

♣  Respond to others asking for a Truth

♠  If you think they're Truth is false, call Bullshit.

♥  If they're found to be Bullshitting, they have to preform a Dare. ANY DARE. NO EXCUSES.

♦  If they're not Bullshitting, you have to take their Dare.

♣  You can only lie when you're giving a Truth, because fuck you.

Comments

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

I can't make either of those things; I was bullshitting you with holograms because it was hilarious and you're really fucking gullible.

No hard feelings.

[theniputitback.livejournal.com]

[Just looks. So disappointed.

Disappointed in you, Bro.]

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

Hey, man, it's all part of the ~magic~. Of the ~show~. Come on. You were the one who looked at the hologram and assumed that I really could make diamonds, instead of being a master of this space station's Adobe After Effects on acid.

Sorry.

That said, I really am a goddamn ninja and if you really wanted diamonds I could be persuaded to help you steal 'em.

[theniputitback.livejournal.com]

I don't need help stealing diamonds!

I can do that just fine on my own.

[What does she look like. Seriously.]

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you can, chica. I was just sayin that if you wanted a hand I could give it.

[theniputitback.livejournal.com]

You'd probably just get us caught.

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

...

Nah.

[theniputitback.livejournal.com]

[Staaaaare.]

Ever stolen anything before?

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

Few times. Mostly when I was younger though; shit like food 'cause I was starvin. Did steal a rocket board once though.

The main thing is, I can move faster than you can blink.

[theniputitback.livejournal.com]

Really?

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

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Yep.

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[theniputitback.livejournal.com]

[Okay that was impressive.

Wait.]














...Is this another hologram trick?

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

Haha! Nope. Cross my heart and hope to die on that one, chica. This is all me.

[theniputitback.livejournal.com]

...Can you teach me how to do that?

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

...

Yeah, actually.

It's really, really fucking hard though. Like I'm not even lying to you this time, it is not easy shit. And I'm actually not completely sure that normal humans can do it.

[man might as well admit that he's not actually 100% human]

I mean you gotta realize, my lil bro, who isn't quite human either, still hasn't got it. He's real fuckin fast, faster than anyone but me, but still not quite there.

But I think it's possible.