IC TRUTH OR DARE MEME

[terminatenomore.livejournal.com]

TRUTH OR DARE

♦  Post with your character.

♣  Respond to others asking for a Truth

♠  If you think they're Truth is false, call Bullshit.

♥  If they're found to be Bullshitting, they have to preform a Dare. ANY DARE. NO EXCUSES.

♦  If they're not Bullshitting, you have to take their Dare.

♣  You can only lie when you're giving a Truth, because fuck you.

Comments

Character 3 & 4 (Junior counts)

[has-a-hardline.livejournal.com]

[noblefive.livejournal.com]

So.

What's the full story behind that... kid of yours?

[has-a-hardline.livejournal.com]

Fuck, seriously? That's the thing you wanna know? [STALL STALL STALL ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION]

[noblefive.livejournal.com]

Yep.

[has-a-hardline.livejournal.com]

[EXHAUSTED SIIIIIIIGH] Alright I'll tell you.

I made him out of clay and brought him to life with magic and shit. I'm actually a wizard. [All lies all the time.]

Let's get this dare shit over with. [If this were poker Tucker would be that annoying guy who always folded when people had worse hands than she did.]

[noblefive.livejournal.com]

You sure you don't want to just tell me and save yourself the trouble?

[has-a-hardline.livejournal.com]

Abso-fucking-lutely sure.

[noblefive.livejournal.com]

Suppose it's time for a dare then.

Go kiss a stranger.

[has-a-hardline.livejournal.com]

[Doucheiest smirk ever.]

Take off your helmet then, stranger.

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

You sure you're from the same army as the rest of these assholes?

[has-a-hardline.livejournal.com]

Yeah, probably. That doesn't mean I'm eager to pat their asses though. I stopped giving a fuck about most of that whole chain of command thing a while ago.

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

I knew there was a reason I liked you.

[One that didn't involve holograms and blunt force trauma, anyway.]

[has-a-hardline.livejournal.com]

'Cause I'm fuckin' great?

[screeee.livejournal.com]

Want to have York's chicks? [:D]

[has-a-hardline.livejournal.com]

I'm not having sex with York, Red. We're not like that. He's just a friend.

[screeee.livejournal.com]

...What? [:C]

Is not killing your chick. Could make more together.

[has-a-hardline.livejournal.com]

I don't really like him that way though. And I really don't want anymore kids, uhm I mean chicks.

[screeee.livejournal.com]

Why not? Are healthy. Could have many good chicks.

[has-a-hardline.livejournal.com]

Having chicks is really painful for humans, and taking care of them is even harder. Got my hands full with Junior and I'm not exactly a family kind of girl. [Unless you count the residents are Awkward Haus.]

[whistlesatengineers]

What does your kid even eat?

[Seriously, he's been baffled about it for weeks.]

[has-a-hardline.livejournal.com]

He doesn't really eat all that much. Mostly drinks like, three times his weight in blood and a few good chunks of meat if I can convince him to open his mouth wide enough.

[whistlesatengineers]

... Really have that much of a problem getting him to open his mouth?

[Rookie's seen Elites. They've never seemed to have a problem with it to his knowledge.]

[has-a-hardline.livejournal.com]

Ever try to make something that can punch through drywall eat something it doesn't really want to?

[whistlesatengineers]

Not usually, no.

[has-a-hardline.livejournal.com]

Exactly. Sometimes I think he does it just to piss me off, the little rascal.