IC TRUTH OR DARE MEME

[terminatenomore.livejournal.com]

TRUTH OR DARE

♦  Post with your character.

♣  Respond to others asking for a Truth

♠  If you think they're Truth is false, call Bullshit.

♥  If they're found to be Bullshitting, they have to preform a Dare. ANY DARE. NO EXCUSES.

♦  If they're not Bullshitting, you have to take their Dare.

♣  You can only lie when you're giving a Truth, because fuck you.

Comments

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

[Really regretting this.]

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

Would you be desperate enough to go out with me?

...

Like if I were actually six solar sweeps or if you were thirteen solar sweeps or whatever.

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

I'd consider you my fuckin' kismesis at best.

Maybe somethin'... No.

That's if I ever wanted to really get involved with you fuckin' humans.

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

Hmmmmmmmm.

Okay, the bit about kismesis I'll take as truth.

but I call bullshit on the not wantin to get involved with humans thing. If Terezi and Vriska are any indication, you trolls are totally keen for some of this pink meat.

If I had to guess I'd say Jade or Rose is what you're after.

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

[Pinged by Rose]

[This face]

[Watches quietly]

[You didn't tell her that that as what you wanted that wand for Eridan...]

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[Pinged by Kismesis!Bro]

[This face]

[Also watches quietly, eats troll!popcorn]

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

[]

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[Without youuuuuuuu
There'd 8e no sun in my skyyyyyyyy~]

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

[Oh look it's his fucking posse. 8|]

... They're worthy adversaries but that is fuckin' all!

[HOW DEEP CAN HE DIG THIS HOLE? Let's find out shall we?]

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

Oh sure they are. Sure. You totally do not want a piece of that fine ass.





which is a good thing





because technically Rose is my daughter.

[looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooming nao]

And I'm pretty sure I don't want her goin out with fishy hipster douchenozzles.

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

Oh. She is? Is this similar to the Paradox Cloning incident in our own session? [Lol hi Mr. Rose's dad.]

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

Yep.




By the way, I'm totally okay with you and her. You seem okay.

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

I am pleased that my friendship with your paradox daughter doesn't incur your ire. [She is totally not interested in dating your daughter or anything Mr. Rose's paradox dad. (possiblymaybeliesornot) Flushed romance never goes well for her. :/]

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

I'm pleased that you're pleased.

[]

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

[Oh my...]

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

[Look at him being cool smug bastard.]

Paradox shit... Hhm.

Like I'd want to go out with her like that any-fuckin'-ways. I keep my fuckin' hands out of red rom with humans of all things.

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

Good.

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

Since I seemed to have proved you wrong, I guess I need to play through that other thing and give you a damn dare.

[Hold on he's thinking]

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

[/waiiiits for it]

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

Take your shades.

...

...

And break them.

I don't have an icon of Fairy Dave so this will have to do.

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

[ Suddenly, a human coolkid. A human coolkid wearing Vriska's fairy outfit (http://community.livejournal.com/singularityderp/4803.html?thread=654531#t654531). Oddly enough, he doesn't look particularly perturbed at all - his puh-puh-puh-poker face remains unmarred. ]

[ He stops a few feet away from Eridan, cocks his head, and begins to speak. ]

Sup, man. This is your bud the bromance pixie, checking in with some much needed affection. Just wanted to let you know... you are loved.

[ He holds his arms wide open in the universal gesture for "COME HERE BRAH." Look at that thirteen-year-old white boy fairy, Eridan. Goddamn. ]

You ready for this? 'cause it's about to be like a fucking singing valentine all up in here, but with less shitty recordings and sugarpaste sweethearts, and more heart-to-heart brofulness. This is it. I love you, mang.

Come at me, bro.

[ Good thing this is all ironic. Might be kind of... gay otherwise. ]

[ But it's for the irony, so he could give less of a shit. ]

I'm dyin' squirtle. XD

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

[Oh god what is this.

What I don't. What.]

Wait. What.

What the fuck.

[And the hands go up. He is trying to be polite.]

Uhh... I do not know what is goin' through your fuckin'... everythin' but you aren't goin' to fuckin' touch me.

[All of the Striders want him. all of them. :'|]

<3 ;D

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

[ what's that Eridan YOU DON'T THINK THERE IS ENOUGH COOLKID LOVIN' HAPPENING GOOD THING WE CAN RECTIFY THAT ]

Eridan, man, you don't get it. You just don't get it. I'm feelin' a little flushed, and the only thing that's gonna calm these raging fires in my heart is a sick chestbump from my best aquatic bro.

[ MOVING CLOSER OH GOD ]

Where doing this, man. Where makin' this occur!

[ god he's even pronouncing the typos ]

This is the most horrible of all horribles. I love it.

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

[Oh god what is he even hearing. He's going to start backing the fuck up.]

I don't give a fuck if you fuckin' explode, don't you touch me! I will destroy you.

And when did we become "bros"? We were never fuckin' "bros" by what I know and can certainly fuckin' recall.

[RArkrjjrjkr this is so fuckin' stupidly weird 8'||||]

Not here

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[Vriska is just going to. Watch. Oh man. This is. The best thing.]

[LITERAL TEARS OF JOY RIGHT HERE]