IC TRUTH OR DARE MEME

[terminatenomore.livejournal.com]

TRUTH OR DARE

♦  Post with your character.

♣  Respond to others asking for a Truth

♠  If you think they're Truth is false, call Bullshit.

♥  If they're found to be Bullshitting, they have to preform a Dare. ANY DARE. NO EXCUSES.

♦  If they're not Bullshitting, you have to take their Dare.

♣  You can only lie when you're giving a Truth, because fuck you.

Comments

[suckitimashark.livejournal.com]

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

You're a shark right? So if I punch out your teeth the next time you fall asleep in my bathroom, they'll grow back?

[suckitimashark.livejournal.com]

They do at that. [He pulls out that loose one that has been chilling out in the back of his mouth and slides it across the table at her with a wink.] And they're good luck.

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[It could be solid gold and she wouldn't touch that.]

Damn.

[Have Shepard's mildly disappointed face. Punching out teeth is only fun when they don't come back.]

Bullshit on the good luck. What proof you have?

[suckitimashark.livejournal.com]

[Griiiiiiin.] I'm still alive and I have a mouth full of them. [Enough said.]

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[Actually, given how goddamn annoying he was, she couldn't find any fault with his logic. Hm.]

Touche.

/throws everyone at

[cupcake-dress.livejournal.com]

Didja ever find a place ta live?

[She wants to know so she can bombard you with silly packages.]

[suckitimashark.livejournal.com]

I did. Wouldn't mind having a slumber party with you though. Talk tech all night, eat snacks, gossip...

[cupcake-dress.livejournal.com]

[Sob, someone tell Kaylee he's a creeper, please.]

Oh I used ta love those! Ain't had one in ages, cept for the time we all slept in the main engine room. That was on accounta me gettin shot an the engine needin' watchin, though, so a normal one would be much more fun!

I got a buncha stuff needs assemblin.' Was gonna put together some fancy lights for the main rooms, wanted ta hook em to the station clock. We could do that!

[So much fun. Then they can paint their nails and talk about boys.]

[suckitimashark.livejournal.com]

That sounds like a great idea. [And then Virgil fulfilled his dreams of behaving like an adolescent girl.]

[whistlesatengineers]

Do you pick on Jorge because secretly, you're madly in love with him?

[Sounds so very, very serious.]

[suckitimashark.livejournal.com]

Considering I was picking on him before I even knew his name? I'm gonna give that one a big no.

[whistlesatengineers]

Never heard of love at first sight, Virgil?

[suckitimashark.livejournal.com]

Heard of it. Can't say I've had the pleasure of experiencing it.

[whistlesatengineers]

How can you be sure, if you'd never felt it before?

[He is just wheedling at you, now.]

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

So okay you're part shark. Man damn so many QUESTIONS.

I could ask how the hell you give blowjobs with teeth like that, OR I could ask if your dick works like shark dick.

Man.

Maybe I'll just ask both.

[suckitimashark.livejournal.com]

Generally? Only the insane ask for carcharians to blow them. I gave one once after the fuck knocked my teeth out. Voluntarily? It involves a ring gag to keep the teeth out of the equation. [Grin.] I don't have a gag reflex.

You're welcome to test the other one out for yourself.

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

I'll take you at your word on that one. There's guys I'd totally bang and you ain't among 'em. Not even ironically.

So okay new question.

You ever been in love? Like for reals. Not the "Hot damn I'd tap that ass" but like the real deal.

[suckitimashark.livejournal.com]

[Laughs. That's what they all say, Bro.]

[And then he just blanches.] Fuck that noise- you owe me a dare.

THIS IS SERIOUS SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH

[moira-brown.livejournal.com]

Bone or cartilage?

[suckitimashark.livejournal.com]

...They're both tasty but cartilage is easier to tear through.

[moira-brown.livejournal.com]

[Oh fiddle-dee-dee! She meant your skeletal system, but yeah, okay, that's a good answer.]

So I'll remember that when I make soup, then! But I'll probably have more bones left over, though.

[suckitimashark.livejournal.com]

Not gonna lie? Marrow makes for the best soup. [Waggles an eyebrow.] You should invite me over for dinner sometime.

[standaloneshell.livejournal.com]

Can you breathe underwater, Virgil?

[suckitimashark.livejournal.com]

Sure can, love.