http://terminatenomore.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] terminatenomore.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] singularityderp2010-12-28 02:09 pm
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IC TRUTH OR DARE MEME

TRUTH OR DARE


♦  Post with your character.

♣  Respond to others asking for a Truth

♠  If you think they're Truth is false, call Bullshit.

♥  If they're found to be Bullshitting, they have to preform a Dare. ANY DARE. NO EXCUSES.

♦  If they're not Bullshitting, you have to take their Dare.

♣  You can only lie when you're giving a Truth, because fuck you.


[identity profile] timeturntable.livejournal.com 2010-12-30 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
Wow, are you really going to lecture me on the differences? I am so fucking fascinated right now. Fuck, the only way this would be better is if you were Troll Ben Stein. And, you know, I wasn't here in the first place.

Nope. If "apologize, and make it sincere" is only one dare, then "apologize while wearing a fucking yiffsuit" is the same way. Single command with a conditional subclause, spiderbitch.

Not finding a way out of this one, Vriska.

[identity profile] manipul8trix.livejournal.com 2010-12-30 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
Ha! Totally not my job to give you the featherbeasts-and-bees talk, asshole. Maybe when you're a bit older, okay?

And. Done. (http://community.livejournal.com/singularityderp/4803.html?thread=653507#t653507) I'll never feel clean again, so thanks for that! Glad I could cater to your sick little fetish. Really.

[identity profile] timeturntable.livejournal.com 2010-12-30 10:13 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, man, delicious. You know me and my fucking prepubescent-spider-troll-in-a-dragon-suit fetish, I just can't get enough of this shit. Niche market right here. Turns out I'm responsible for half the shit floating around out there of arachnid bitches wearing scaly suits. What can I say? Guess they just float to me.

It's tough, being such a notorious pimp. It's tough and all dem hos don't understand.

[identity profile] manipul8trix.livejournal.com 2010-12-30 10:22 am (UTC)(link)
I knew it! You creepy little grubfucker. Oh my God you're not even ashamed what is wrong with you. [SARCASM WAT?]

And I don't know what a dem-ho is, but I'm preeeeeeeetty sure it's going to be something disgusting.