HEADCANON??

[i-would-kindly.livejournal.com]

So a bunch of us did a meme in Plurk concerning the bedhabits of our characters but I want to see errybody's. So I am rewriting it and tacking on a bunch of other shit because I am a curious gal like that.


BED HABITS
-routine
-clothes
-sleeping position
-quirks

SEXY HABITS
-Fave position
-Any seekrits?
-Fetishes
-quirks

EATING HABITS
-Fave/least fave food
-Fave/least fave dranks
-Can they cook?
-Do they have all the table manners?
-quirks I hope you are noticing a running theme here

GENERAL
-Daily routine?
-How much attention do they pay to the network?
-quirks/other

FEEL FREE TO INCLUDE ANYTHING FO SHO

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Tucker

[has-a-hardline.livejournal.com]

BED HABITS
- Tucker doesn't really sleep so much as she changes and collapses. She's learned not to move too much since she doesn't want to roll over Junior or wake him up.
- She used to sleep in the buff back on Earth, but now it's usually with a man's large tee and ugly patterned boxers.
- She's most comfortable on her back or curled up on her side.
- Her sleep schedule is fucked due to basically living in three places where the sun never sets.

SEXY HABITS
- She imagines that getting fucked against a wall would be pretty hot. With chick's though? Usually prefers to give, just so she has bragging rights.
- She actually likes the way lingerie looks on her.
- Probably has a thing for pain in small amounts.
- Bad dirty talk makes her laugh. She actually like funny sex situations more than serious ones.

EATING HABITS
- Fave Food: Sandwiches
- Least Fave: Carrots
- Fave Drink: Any kind of energy drink. Also, beer.
- Least Fave Drink: fucking V8. That shit isn't juice, alright?
- Can Only make breakfast items, and cannot bake at all.
- Tucker only has table manners when she needs them. Otherwise she is gross and disgusting.
- Cannot eat raw celery without dressing.

GENERAL

- Take Junior hunting. Eat. Annoy York. Sleep on the couch. Wake up. More hunting. Sleep.
- Not much, unless it's something she actually gives a fuck about.
- Types in

JUNIOR

[has-a-hardline.livejournal.com]

BED HABITS
- Run around soaking wet after bathtime. Slip. Ram into something. Be taken back to the bathroom to finish his shower.
- Tucker makes him wear tiny pants even though he's reptilian and cannot show off his junk.
- Curled into Tucker or Red's side.
- When he breathes, Junior sort of whistle-snores.

SEXY HABITS
-Fave position
-Any seekrits?
-Fetishes
-quirks NO.

EATING HABITS
- Junior only eats blood and raw flesh.
- He doesn't like sweets.
- He's 2 1/2 feet tall. He can't even reach the stove top.
- No. GOD NO.
- He likes to catch and drink the blood of fast things, like horses or bison. Things that are a challenge to catch.

GENERAL

- Sleep. Hunt. Red. Tucker. Tucker and Red. Hunt. Shower. Sleep. Wake up. Run around the house with Red. Sleep again.
- He doesn't have his own wearable. And if he does, Tucker probably never lets him have it.
- He speaks in

[i-would-kindly.livejournal.com]

Bed:
-Routine: Lock all the doors. Check under the bed/in the vents for Splicers.
-Clothes: He sleeps in whatever he wore that day unless it is too gross. Then he swaps it out with a... pretty much identical outfit. READY FOR THE NEXT DAY ETC.
-Sleeping position: Curled up, taking up the smallest amount of space possible
-Quirks: Stays still enough to activate his camo. Has weird dreams, alternately about the happy memories of his fake life and growing up in Rapture. He is not sure what to make of any of this so he just shrugs it off.

Bedroom:
-Consensual sex with females in the missionary position.
-Totally a virgin.
-Will follow all of the instructions in the bedroom.

Food:
-Chips and cake are his faves. (This is why he eats them out of the garbage cans.) Probably dislikes canned vegetables like any good American.
-He can only cook the flesh of his enemies and I don't think you should eat that :1
-He does have all of the manners. Elbows off the table, chews with his mouth closed, doesn't eat off of his knife etc.

General:
-His days consist of waking up and wandering around in search of things to do. He takes pictures to gather intel, maybe drops by to bother Jorge...
-He creeps all over the network and generally assumes that everyone is talking to him every time a new entry pops up. He rarely responds unless directly addressed.

[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

>immature
>loud
>obnoxious

...hey One wanna go to the spaceprom?

[oneliners.livejournal.com]

AREN'T YOU TAKING MY SISTER? >:(

[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

THERE'S ENOUGH OF ME FOR BOTH OF YOU

[oneliners.livejournal.com]

Sorry, bro. I ain't that kinda girl.

[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

curses

[oneliners.livejournal.com]

Does Emile even know she's a girl

[ysonightfurious.livejournal.com]

BED HABITS
- He burns a circle around himself before sleeping on it. He likes how warm burned ground is.
- Aside from his saddle and prosthetic, no clothes. Toothless is a dragon.
- Curled up with his tail around him. I imagine that if he were on a bed, he would just flop down on it, expand his wings and relax them and just sort of lay there.
- Occasionally naps upside down hanging from trees, but never actually sleeps.

SEXY HABITS
-Fave position
-Any seekrits?
-Fetishes
-quirks NO.

EATING HABITS
- Toothless likes fish, but HATES SMOKED EEL. To the point of fear. This is canon.
- I don't think he drinks anything but water, but he'd probably like mead if he tried it.
- Dragon
- Again, dragon.
- Will pretty much eat fish from anything but a bucket now.

GENERAL
- Be a dragon. Look for Hiccup. Eat. Nap. Burn stuff for fun. Try to fly. Fail. Burn things for rage. Nap more. Eat. Look for Hiccup some more. Sleep.
- Not much. He can only use his wearable by slamming his foot into it over and over.
- Toothless TERRIFIES woodland creatures. Also, he accidentally killed a rabbit by stepping on it. He felt a little bad too, since he just wanted to play tag.

[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

does she wander around out of armor

[oneliners.livejournal.com]

....NOOOOT REALLY...

[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

Prooobably not then.

[swarmfree.livejournal.com]

BED HABITS;

Routine: Make sure room is as clean/sealed off as possible before performing suit maintenance. Clean air filters if necessary. Make sure all life support systems are operational.

Clothes: Just the enviro-suit, all day, erryday. Unwraps and unpins the red cloth on it, though, and any outer gear that isn't necessary.

Sleeping position: On his side or stomach, head always turned to the side because of the damn wires and things at the back of his head.

Quirks: Sometimes has nightmares (SWARMS. SWARMS EVERYWHERE.) or feels uneasy. He'll wake back up, then sit in bed doing something else like network browsing until he feels comfortable enough to go back to sleep.

SEXY HABITS;

Fave position: Whatever doesn't involve cross-species allergic reactions and/or falling severely ill and/or dying. e_e

Seekrits: Lies about not having a nerve stim program installed in his suit. The believability of those lies, however...

Fetishes: Uh. None that he is aware of.

Quirks: IDK I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT THESE THINGS WITH VEETOR GODDAMN THIS SECTION...

EATING HABITS;

Food: Favorite type of nutrient paste is the kind that tastes like quarian fruit. Least favorite food is whatever the fuck gave him hives on Freedom's Progress.

Dranks: ...He's only really ever stuck to water.

Cooking: He knows of the concept, but never done it himself.

Table manners: Veetor eats through a goddamn straw under his helmet. No manners necessary.

Quirks: Food of the winged and many-legged variety makes him go DX

GENERAL;

Daily routine: Wake up. Check suit systems. Eat delicious nutrient paste while fiddling around with the combat drone. Water the Rannoch Flower. Go see if anyone in the Normandy House needs tech things done (if he isn't in Avoid Everyone mode). Explore garden areas. Come back home with stolen salvaged items. Blah blah blah /attention dwindling

Network: Sort of keeps up with it. Uses most of his omni-tool time to read/watch things on the station's info databanks rather than gossip and goings on with other people.

Quirks: Uhh. I'm all out of ideas.

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

oh god I shouldn't. do this. bro is hideous.

BED HABITS
-- bro is basically a college frat boy. he flops into bed and forgets shit like brushing his teeth
-- years of living with young boy and sleeping in their common area = he actually wears both boxers and a t-shirt to bed. He's gotten so used to it that he still sleeps this way.
-- oh and he wears this (http://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TO&Product_Code=MSPA-GAMEBRO&Category_Code=MSPA) to bed YEAH REALLY.
-- what sleeping position. he kind of flops all over the place. usually one arm hanging off the bed.
-- SEVERAL. Bro is a tosser, and he has fallen off the bed from whipping around in his sheets at night. He's an EXTREMELY light sleeper, and he gets by on six hours or less a night. He also has periodic bouts of severe insomnia.

SEXY HABITS
Okay fuck I am the biggest virgin it is me, so I don't know much about his sexy habits. Save this:

This screen name is not actually ironic, Bro really does have a puppet fetish. :| Seriously. Dude sells a series of special muppet sex toys and he HAS used them before. Routinely.

...

YES with others. S-sometimes several others.

Oh and he does great muppet impressions in bed.

/hides forever

EATING HABITS
Fave fud: Chili dawwwwwgs. Fuck yeah. Also tacos.
Least fave: Grits. Can't stand that shit.
Fave drank: Ironically he loves cosmopolitans. He will never admit this come on he only drinks BEEEER like a MANLY MAN not this pink girly gog damn it Lalonde this is delicious and gay but delicious >8|
Least fave: Okay fuck your Red Bull + Jagermiester shit no, just no.
Cooking? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no. He even fucks up the microwave.
Table manners: Only when he has to. When it doesn't matter, he is an utter slob. When it matters, he is insanely classy and even puts his fork in the right place.
quirks: Ketchup on macaroni and cheese. Also makes weird dishes only a college student would eat (ie, "fuck all I have is mayo, ketchup, and some leftover elbow noodles, let's just mix that shit together and eat it and wash it down"
Also, Bro actually drinks surprisingly little.

GENERAL
-Daily routine? Fail to sleep. Fail to sleep. Get up at six because you failed to sleep. Stretch. Exercise. Deal with the finances. Check site stats. Get dressed eventually. Work on your various projects. Hear Dave start to stir. Pretend to be asleep still, then attack Dave in the hallway.
-How much attention do they pay to the network? Surprisingly little. He kind of browses it once a day, but he has some custom alerts set for a few people so he's always up on their posts.
-quirks/other: okay I want you to look at this man he is basically made of quirkiness.

[howkickassiam.livejournal.com]

BED HABITS
-routine | York is the kind of guy who if he's with someone, goes to bed at the same time as them. Maybe he won't sleep, but he'll come to bed with them. If he's alone, he sleeps when he wants and usually falls asleep on the couch in uncomfortable positions.
-clothes | LOL UGLY CLOTHES FOREVER. Even pjs.
-sleeping position | He loves him sum spoonin'. Without that, he likes pretty much anything. Uncomfortable positions happen if he's alone.
-quirks | He snores, sometimes. Tends to steal all the covers and go to bed with socks but kick them off in the middle of the night.

SEXY HABITS
-Fave position | Depends with who. Tex, it's face-to-face so he can see her face/tits. With One/Evie, riding. With other girls it's usually riding or standing with him from behind.
-Any seekrits? | He loves it when girls dominate the fuck out of him LOL.
-Fetishes | idk
-quirks | He gets tired after sex but tries REALLY HARD not to be because stereotype!!! he also tends to be utterly ridiculous, lmfao.

EATING HABITS
-Fave/least fave food | He loves New York style pizza and doesn't have a least fav.
-Fave/least fave dranks | IDK.
-Can they cook? | He's a waifu.
-Do they have all the table manners? | He can't bs fancyschmancy table manners, but he knows what he's doing.
-quirks I hope you are noticing a running theme here | NOPE.

GENERAL
-Daily routine? Get up, see what might be broken/damaged considering who is in and out, do network skims, check to see who's doing what and if there's anything to do.
-How much attention do they pay to the network? Every post ever.
-quirks/other | NA so tired.

[nobleleader.livejournal.com]

BED HABITS
-routine | He doesn't sleep in full 8 hour stretches, so when he goes to bed, he makes rounds around the barracks, checks doors, windows, etc. Once that's done he gets ready for bed, goes to bed, and then wakes up fairly often in the middle of the night and repeats the whole walk around process.
-clothes | Pants or shorts, neatly pressed shirt.
-sleeping position | on his side, front to the wall, within reach of a weapon of some kind, usually a gun.
-quirks | Can't sleep in stretches of more than a few hours. He gets antsy, anxious, and has to check everything to the point of ocd or something sakfjfa. He just wants everyone saaaaaaafe.

SEXY HABITS
-Fave position | Up against a wall, sloppy, fast sex. AKA shit Carter will never let himself do but if he ever did he'd love.
-Any seekrits? | His huge boner for Kat.
-Fetishes | katkatkatkat
-quirks | He's a little leery of sex. He's had it once, but l-lol virgin + big dick + spartan strength meant she didn't enjoy it at all and he hurt her and felt REALLY BAD so he doesn't...really bring it up ever.

EATING HABITS
-Fave/least fave food | fav would be anything homecooked. Something not box, but legit homecooked. least would be MREs.
-Fave/least fave dranks | Fav would be water, hahaha. maybe chocolate milk. :| least fav would be alcohol that's strong.
-Can they cook? | He...can kind of follow directions but past that, no.
-Do they have all the table manners? | He has manners, but isn't really elegant or something.
-quirks I hope you are noticing a running theme here | Tends to eat fast, like he has places to be and things to do.

GENERAL |
-Daily routine? |

wake up in the morning feeling like p diddy
do another round of checking shit.
shower, get dressed, get in armor.
check network.
do a round of seeing if any of his team or black or rookie or whatever needs anything.
check network again
misc random shit.
eat sometime.
check weapons, inventory, other stuff.
get ready for bed, check all the things.
drink tea probably. :|
go to sleep x 3+
-How much attention do they pay to the network?
A tooon. He can't hack everything but he reads it all.
-quirks/other | he's a little hesitant to post because even though he's in charge, he wants to get a reading on everyone here to best judge how to post and how to make his posts the least objectionable so it's not like he's the douchey leader no one trusts.

[notsoloyal]

BED HABITS

routine▐ Avoid sleeping, because it takes up too much time. Go over every experiment and theory. Clean. Have some caffeine free tea. Eventually change and flop over on the bed.
clothes▐ Pajamas. Preferably purple ones (with science equations on it). Will occasionally sleep without a shirt depending on how hot out it is.
sleeping position▐ ALL OVER THE PLACE. He moves in his sleep, and can end up in the weirdest positions, including being half on the bed, half on the floor.
quirks▐ He steals pillows and blankets in his sleep. Pillow blanket nest that no one else is allowed to be near! He also has a habit of cuddling and will "steal" people near him. Currently has issues sleeping without Soundwave.

SEXY HABITS

fave position▐ He is boring and does not have one. He also does not know that many, because pfffft former robot, human interfacing is different. He's a scientist guys, he'll do whatever is interesting... given he's researched it or it's the idea of whomever he's with.
sekrits▐ They are secrets.
fetishes▐ He has a thing for guns and triple changers? Manipulation for dominance or something. He's not all that sexual, this is hard.
quirks▐ idk. THIS WHOLE SECTION IS HARD WITH A CHARACTER LIKE THIS.

EATING HABITS

fave/least fave food▐ French toast is his favorite ever. Best food! There isn't really anything he doesn't like.
fave/least fave drinks▐ Tea. Any kind of tea. He lives off of tea. However he hates iced tea.
can they cook?▐ Yes he can. Not everything, but enough to survive. He also makes the best pink peanut butter pancakes.
do they have table manners?▐ Depends on the situation. He does have them, but if he's rushing to get back to work? Then no.
quirks▐ He tends to forget to eat, and tries to get away with just drinking tea. He will also heat up his food with his radiation powers.

GENERAL

daily routine▐ SCIENCE! Stalk Soundwave. Explore. More science!
network attention▐ Every few hours he checks, unless he gets distracted by something.
quirks▐ His whole life is a quirk.

[hows-the-knee.livejournal.com]

BED HABITS:
- Light, light sleeper. Gotta be ready to wake up in an instant if a Terminator shows up/the FBI tracks her down/etc.
- No matter what the temperature is/what she's wearing, she always ends up kicking the covers off during the night. She tosses and turns a lot before she finally gets to sleep, usually ending up on her stomach or her side.
- Prolly wears a tank top and comfortable pants/sleep shorts of some kind, something she can sleep in but also move/fight in, if something unexpected happens during the night.

SEXY HABITS:
- If the movie is anything to go by, Sarah tops. And makes weird faces like she's in pain.
- I have no headcanon for this. Uhhhh. She's had...a string of boyfriends since Kyle, but she hooked up with them mostly because they were useful, and could teach her things to teach John to lead the resistance. She probably acted pretty dominant in bed/IN GENERAL to impress the guys she met/get them to take her seriously. (young 20something with a little kid, born and raised in LA, trying to tell them that she wanted to learn about combat techniques? Sure, honey, whatever you say.) But she didn't actually open up to anyone very often, either in the bedroom or out of it.

EATING HABITS:
- Cannot cook
- Not really a picky eater, but she got used to authentic Mexican/Central American dishes, and will be a total snob about that. (ie, no Taco Bell, kthx.)
- Seeing as she can't cook, though, if someone else makes her homemade food she's totally amazed and totally grateful.
- Can use the table manners if she has to/is thinking about it; however, on a day to day basis she's an elbows on the table/reach for the salt type.

GENERAL:
- Routine: Wake up. Check network for mention of Terminators/Skynet/John. Grab gun. Find food.

If she's not meeting people/ON THE RUN FROM TERMINATORS, Sarah spends her time scouting around Kurzweil and Garden Zone 1. She used to explore a little further afield when T-800 was around, but not so much lately. She found a deserted library in Kurzweil one day, and when things are slow on the network/she really needs a break for a while, she'll go there and read for hours.

She reads everything she can on the network, but anything encrypted at all goes right over her head.

[cupcake-dress.livejournal.com]

BED HABITS

Routine:

Kaylee watches about two hours of sappy televised dramas after dinner. She usually does this while rebuilding some terribly complex piece of technology she's hauled out of the junkyard. She then takes a bubblebath, just because she can, and goes to bed. Failing that, she falls asleep in the hammock in the main room. She always feels guilty about this, like she's disturbing Euphie in the morning.

Clothes:

Kaylee has the most ridiculous sets of adorable pyjamas. All of them clashing.

Sleeping Position:

Kaylee gloms onto the nearest large object. Usually this results in her squeezing the hell out of her pillows or wadding the blankets up into a huggable shape.

Quirks:

She is always very careful not to get any grease on anything bed related.

SEXY HABITS

Fave Position:

Kaylee likes most kinds of sex, but the best are in places where one is apt to get caught, made better by the addition of fancy technology. She particularly likes engines.

Any seekrits?:

Since arriving on Sacrosanct she's built three different adult toys. She keeps them all well hidden from Euphie because omg she is 12 and what is this? D:

Fetishes:

Fancy technology and getting caught. She also likes pretty boys and satin sheets.

Quirks:

As polite as she is, Kaylee is very handsy and has a mouth on her that would make a mercenary blush if you ever ask her to talk dirty.

EATING HABITS

Fave/Least Fave Food:

Favorite? Strawberries, bar nothing. Least favorite? Protien rations. Just...just no.

Fave/Least Fave Drinks?:

Kaylee grew up on homebrew moonshine. She has a weakness for it. Her least favorite drink, see Protein rations. They come in all consistencies. D:

Can they cook?:

Yes! Very well, actually. It comes from the need to make the afforementioned rations into something edible. She can even turn them into cake if she really has to.

Do they have all the table manners?:

Well, Kaylee would like to think she has a polite lady's table manners but she's a little...misguided.

Quirks?:

When having any kind of fancy food, she'll lift both her pinkies. Doesn't matter what it is. She'll just do it.

GENERAL

Daily Routine:

Wake up.
Make breakfast with real food and produce!
Check the network for anything interesting.
Check the jobs for anything interesting.
Explore.
Fix things if she spots them broken.
Shopping. (Usually in the junkyard).
Take a shower to wash off the chemical shower residue.
Something inane.
See bedtime routine.
Sleep.

How much attention do they pay to the network?:

Kaylee skims it once a day when she remembers to.

Quirks?:

She actually doesn't afraid of the AI. Because it's like, there to help us, right? It's so swai, and it's not like it's telling us how to live or anything.

[thiswaydaddy.livejournal.com]

BED HABITS

Routine:

Fall down.
Sleep.
Get awoken by a noise that needs investigation.
Kill the source of the noise.
Sleep on the corpse.
Repeat.

Clothes:

No change.

Sleeping Position:

She goes limp as a ragdoll and stays that way as long as she's unconscious.

Quirks:

Aside from the killing? She usually tries to hug something. A teddy if she can find one. A cat corpse if she can't.

SEXY HABITS

Fave Position:

Shoving her needle through their ribs. Wait, this section isn't about rapeneedle?

Any seekrits?:

She is effectively 12 and wat is this?

Fetishes:

Rapeneedle?

Quirks:

Rapeneedle.

EATING HABITS

Fave/Least Fave Food:

Cindy likes tasty snack bars but her favorite is the blood of Houdini Splicers. They're the best. She despises eating leadhead or thuggish splicers. She doesn't need to know how to swing a wrench, kthnx.

Fave/Least Fave Drinks?:

She likes water. She hates sea water. She usually gets human blood.

Can they cook?:

She can set things on fire? But no.

Do they have all the table manners?:

No. Not at all. Even if you imagine really hard.

Quirks?:

Cindy likes candy, if she can find it. There's very little of it around in Rapture. Her favorite is gumballs. She will actually remove her helmet to eat these things, if she finds them.

GENERAL

Daily Routine:

See sleeping routine. Add 24 more hours.
Include breaking through glass, swimming in very deep, arctic water, and occasionally rescuing little sisters.

How much attention do they pay to the network?:

What is the network?

Quirks?:

Cindy thinks all holograms are ghosts and will listen to anything they tell her to do. Because they are ghosts and clearly this is important. She will also listen to any authoritative female voice over an intercom because it's what she's been trained to do.

[theniputitback.livejournal.com]

BED HABITS:
- Can sleep anywhere. In a vent, hanging upside down (canon)...anywhere. Sleeps best in a black catsuit or super soft pastel colored flannel PJs.

She'll never tell anyone how much she misses the stuffed bunny she sleeps with at home, but she checks the Junkyard for him religiously.

SEXY HABITS:
- Does not compute.

EATING HABITS:
- Takes a gleeful, childlike joy in candy, but also has a taste for expensive wines and high-class stuff like caviar and other foods I know nothing about. She's developed a strange affinity for pretzels lately.
- Has a high alcohol tolerance, especially for her weight. She'll get more giggly as she drinks, but she'll pop up the next morning without the slightest trace of a hangover.
- Should not be let near a stove.
- She can actually act classy if the situation calls for it, but if it's not really important (and sometimes when it is) and she gets pissed off or distracted, she'll slip and start making snarky comments under her breath/throw drinks in people's faces/kick them in the balls. Whatever the situation calls for.

GENERAL
- Daily routine: She doesn't really have a routine; she's still kind of lost without her team there to focus her and give her something to do. She spends a lot of time exploring, working on her next quest for Bro, and spying on the Normandy crew from their vents. She knows Shepard's routine by heart, now. She sleeps when she's tired, eats when she's hungry, and is always on the lookout for one of her few friends showing up.

- She'll skim the network when she's bored, replying when something catches her interest, but most of what goes on is of little to no interest to her. She has, however, started playing around with trying to hack people's encryptions, in the absence of any real security systems to challenge her.

- She loves people-watching, and will scrutinize you for hours, memorizing every insignificant personal habit and nervous tic. Parker probably knows more about how you act than you do.

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

Dammit I checked that vent THREE TIMES. B|



Also, hey Parker, want to start thinking with portals?

/wrong journal

[hows-the-knee.livejournal.com]

Parker would love to start thinking with portals.

Especially if there is cake.

although I see GLaDOS is has already gotten some ill-intentioned recommendations for other test subjects. Sarah is not so easily swayed by promises of dessert.

[raptorwithagun.livejournal.com]

BED HABITS

Routine
Red Snout will: wander in circles around his sleeping area a couple times, make sure his rifle is close by, walk in circles a few more times, then flop over and sleep.

Clothes
He's a raptor. What clothes?

Sleeping position
Sprawled everywhere or curled up as tight as can be if he's cold.

Quirks
'Runs' in his sleep when he has dreams of chasing things.

SEXY HABITS

Fave position
RAPTOR STYLE. DURHURHUR.

Any seekrits?
No?

Fetishes
PLUMP THIGHS OH YEAH UNF

Quirks
Sex as recreation is an alien concept to him. Sex is for making babies, even if it's kinda fun. It really doesn't happen otherwise.

EATING HABITS

Fave/least fave food
Any raw, red meat is on his list. Eggs are his least favorite and he will literally never touch them, ever.

Fave/least fave dranks
Water. Could probably be convinced to love alcohol given time and effort.

Can they cook?
He can burn meat, if he needs to.

Do they have all the table manners?
HA HA HA, NO.

Quirks I hope you are noticing a running theme here
As said, he will never, ever, ever eat eggs. Ever.

GENERAL

Daily routine?
Wake up, get large drink of water, clean/check rifle, check on Red, go hunting (if hungry), eat, check on Red again, sleep, run around the garden zone, sleep some more, go for another run, check on Red, go to sleep.

How much attention do they pay to the network?
Not a lot. It's just a bunch of dumb humans.

Quirks/other
N/A